the Best of the Fat Rappers POLL

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Pound for pound, who's the greatest

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Biggie	26
E40	5
The Fat Boys	5
Biz Markie	4
some other fat guy	3
Cee Lo	3
Big Pun	3
Prince Be	2
Sir Mix-A-Lot	2
Heavy D	1
Vast Aire	1
Chubb Rock	1
Fat Joe	1
Bone Crusher	0
Rick Ross	0

― the sound of a norwegian guy being wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 6 May 2010 15:43 (fifteen years ago)

Biggie vs Biz

― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 May 2010 15:45 (fifteen years ago)

Biggie should take this, but i do love some e40

― confederacy-themed bumper sticker enthusiast (will), Thursday, 6 May 2010 15:45 (fifteen years ago)

voted Fat Boys because there were three of them

― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 May 2010 15:45 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3O9pdFZxyQ

― the sound of a norwegian guy being wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 6 May 2010 15:49 (fifteen years ago)

The Boo-Yah Tribe: fatter than the Radleys

― PaulTMA, Thursday, 6 May 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

shit forgot Grand Verbalizer

― the sound of a norwegian guy being wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 6 May 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

THE BIZ.

― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

mf doom and de la deserve a spot but come on... there really is no mc better than big.

― tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

De La weren't always fat, though.

― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

big also to win in a fight imo.

― tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

I protest the inclusion of Sir Mix-A-Lot who was not particularly overweight when he made his classic first two albums.

the biz was a bigger dude back in the day but i guess i didn't see him as super fat.

― the Rob Based god (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

nah but they were still dope when fat.

― tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

in terms of "who would win in a fight", i would take Boo-Yaa Tribe over any comers...

― the Rob Based god (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

well I guess Trugoy and Maseo were fat but Posdnus wasn't

xp: haha true!

― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

I dunno dude Bone Crusher looks pretty psycho

― the sound of a norwegian guy being wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

I'm goin with 40 hurrah reppin the bay and all that

― the sound of a norwegian guy being wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

ah shit...Killer Mike should be in this poll!

― the Rob Based god (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

love that "We came here tonight to get started / to cold act ill or get retarded" by Shante.

but voted Vast Aire cuz he's the only one I've met in real life. He was super nice too.

― De que estas hablando? (Tannenbaum Schmidt), Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

oh if we are going with met in real life then it really sucks that de la aren't involved. my future bro-in-law used to break for them on tour :)

― tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

voted pun. perhaps not better than big, but definitely much fatter.

― symsymsym, Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

ah shit...Killer Mike should be in this poll!

I didn't think he was that fat...?

― the sound of a norwegian guy being wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i don't know...like he just looks like a big dude in general...

but i don't know in a poll with biz and mix a lot i think he qualifies...

― the Rob Based god (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

He wasn't fat, but I think he is now.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)

Killer Mike, that is.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)

the BIG... no question

― nothingleft (gravydan), Thursday, 6 May 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

I wanted to vote for Some Other Fat Guy--I have just about everything he ever did--but Prince Be, even though he's only sort of fat and only sort of a rapper.

― clemenza, Thursday, 6 May 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

thread of missing fat Mikes?

u forgot Big Mike too

― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Thursday, 6 May 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

I guess Big Mike was more generally giant-like than fat, tho

― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Thursday, 6 May 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

i predict at least one vote for prince be

― the Rob Based god (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 6 May 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

omg I glanced at this quickly and my eyes read the title on site new answers as "Best of the Fappers".

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Thursday, 6 May 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttRsOBlw2X8

― 51|)e|-|4x012z (ojo), Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

Chunky A

― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

Gift of Gab from Blackalicious (not really - he's one of those technically impressive but too nasal and oft-corny Kweli types)

― With a backroom I could come to live in (Whitey on the Moon), Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

how bout Kanye West's face?

― With a backroom I could come to live in (Whitey on the Moon), Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

too soon?

― With a backroom I could come to live in (Whitey on the Moon), Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

Idk - I saw Blackalicious a couple years ago and he was pretty damn amazing live.

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

voted for mix *reps seattle*

― moderator requiem forum (The Reverend), Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

I have seen and dug Blackalicious live too Erica - but he can get annoying and he's certainly not at BIG or Pun's level

― With a backroom I could come to live in (Whitey on the Moon), Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, i dig some kweli sometimes and i dig some blackalicious sometimes but whitey otm

― moderator requiem forum (The Reverend), Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYmxbydg1BI

― Pete Scholtes, Thursday, 6 May 2010 23:00 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwTB23DZVMY

― the sound of a norwegian guy being wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 6 May 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

^^^just two fat guys, rappin baout stuff

― the sound of a norwegian guy being wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 6 May 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

OH FUCK

ojo...damn i was rocking my cassette of CPO a few months ago, great underrated NWA posse member

― the Rob Based god (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 6 May 2010 23:21 (fifteen years ago)

scarface also pretty round

― βΠψ (bnw), Thursday, 6 May 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)

fat boys ftw. my first record: the fat boys are back
http://jesseserwer.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/fatboys.jpg
it was a birthday present i think for my 9th turn around the sun

― a fool committed to a VISION of SOMETHING NO ONE ELSE UNDERSTANDS (jdchurchill), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:17 (fifteen years ago)

dudes didn't they do a movie? yes they did
http://www.impawards.com/1987/posters/disorderlies.jpg

― a fool committed to a VISION of SOMETHING NO ONE ELSE UNDERSTANDS (jdchurchill), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)

big moe vs jayo felony for me....

― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Friday, 7 May 2010 00:32 (fifteen years ago)

or cellski

http://www.southwest-connection.com/swcnews2/cellski2.jpg

― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Friday, 7 May 2010 00:33 (fifteen years ago)

no 8Ball?

he's fat.

http://www.djjuice.biz/Quickstart/ImageLib/MJG,_DJ_Juice_&_8Ball.jpg

― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Friday, 7 May 2010 00:35 (fifteen years ago)

yea he is

― a fool committed to a VISION of SOMETHING NO ONE ELSE UNDERSTANDS (jdchurchill), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:37 (fifteen years ago)

is that coolio on the left?

― a fool committed to a VISION of SOMETHING NO ONE ELSE UNDERSTANDS (jdchurchill), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:37 (fifteen years ago)

Maseo was always fat, but didn't rap much. Trugoy was a husky kid and has carried those proportions through to middle age, he carries it much better than eg Rawse.

Biz is much better than Biggie.

― Oh boy, Midgard! That's where I go Biking! (sic), Friday, 7 May 2010 00:42 (fifteen years ago)

xp ...

― moderator requiem forum (The Reverend), Friday, 7 May 2010 01:00 (fifteen years ago)

I keep reading this as "Best of the Rat Fappers."

― This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Friday, 7 May 2010 01:16 (fifteen years ago)

ah, I just saw where this poll came from. Biggie and Clapton are both completely boring to me tbh, like margarine for the ears

― Oh boy, Midgard! That's where I go Biking! (sic), Friday, 7 May 2010 02:09 (fifteen years ago)

I'm not even a huge Biggie stan or whatever, but what the fuck are talking about?

― moderator requiem forum (The Reverend), Friday, 7 May 2010 02:43 (fifteen years ago)

anyone not voting biggie in this poll should get their ears cut off

― J0rdan S., Friday, 7 May 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

btw

http://i42.tinypic.com/23lz1wn.png
http://i39.tinypic.com/24o34oo.jpg

― J0rdan S., Friday, 7 May 2010 02:46 (fifteen years ago)

xp think you forgot to remove the margarine from your ears last time you played derek and the dominos

― rat fapper (another al3x), Friday, 7 May 2010 02:46 (fifteen years ago)

Jordan OTM also <3 <3 that Prince.gif

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Friday, 7 May 2010 02:53 (fifteen years ago)

i know Biggie is going to win this (and deservedly, he got my vote). a run-off for the non-Biggies in this poll would be a good poll -- i mean, once you get rid of Biggie it's hard to choose between Biz Markie, Big Pun, & E40.

― keine Macht für dich mehr! (Eisbaer), Friday, 7 May 2010 03:25 (fifteen years ago)

and show some love for Big Pun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAB6MkJ1src

― keine Macht für dich mehr! (Eisbaer), Friday, 7 May 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)

could never get past that gross tongue-waggling thing that Big Pun did

lol had no idea 8ball was so giant, def would've included him

― the sound of a norwegian guy being wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 7 May 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

wait wait THERE IS A FAT BOYS MOVIE? WHAT?

― tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Friday, 7 May 2010 15:41 (fifteen years ago)

i'm always making big puns on accident

― a fool committed to a VISION of SOMETHING NO ONE ELSE UNDERSTANDS (jdchurchill), Friday, 7 May 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

wait wait THERE IS A FAT BOYS MOVIE? WHAT?

Disorderlies!

wasn't there going to be one called "Fat Wolf" that never got made?

― confederacy-themed bumper sticker enthusiast (will), Friday, 7 May 2010 19:21 (fifteen years ago)

sham sham shame on me for not noting the 8-Ball omittance

― confederacy-themed bumper sticker enthusiast (will), Friday, 7 May 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)

sham=shame

― confederacy-themed bumper sticker enthusiast (will), Friday, 7 May 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

lmfao, prince be forever! so wistful and introspective etc

― teledyldonix, Friday, 7 May 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)

introspectiveness is overrated sometimes

― el j debarge (The Reverend), Friday, 7 May 2010 23:18 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 9 May 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 10 May 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

wait wait THERE IS A FAT BOYS MOVIE? WHAT?

Disorderlies!

wasn't there going to be one called "Fat Wolf" that never got made?

― confederacy-themed bumper sticker enthusiast (will), Friday, 7 May 2010 20:21 (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is this worth putting top of my lovefilm rental list right now or

― tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Monday, 10 May 2010 23:11 (fifteen years ago)

also more like fat lolf

― tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Monday, 10 May 2010 23:11 (fifteen years ago)

Poor Prince Be: a target of scorn in the mid-90s, now he places behind Some Other Fat Guy in an ILM poll. Next stop, reality TV ("Dancing with the Fat Rappers"?).

― clemenza, Monday, 10 May 2010 23:12 (fifteen years ago)

not on dvd yet :(

also :( bone crusher

― tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Monday, 10 May 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

never scared was ruined by diplo y/n

― tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Monday, 10 May 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

RIP Heavy D

― The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6kajRjrCPo

― The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

Ban Shakey Mo

― Youth Ya Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

Ban Shakey Mo

― Youth Ya Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

Rapper Heavy D. was pronounced dead at a Los Angeles hospital this afternoon. Details are sketchy, but after a tweet from Grandmaster Flash, the news spread quickly. The rapper, born Dwight Arrington Myers, was taken to a Los Angeles hospital about noon. He was pronounced dead at 1 pm. Heavy D, who made a tremendous impact in the 80s and 90s, recently performed at the BET Hip-Hop Awards. He was the closing act and didn’t appear to have any health issues. At press time, the cause of death is unknown.
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― dense macabre (DJP), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

jeez it's just a thread revive. I actually am sad about this, I was definitely a fan of the Overweight Lover.

but whatever there's no stopping the Whiney Butthurt Train

― The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 23:08 (fourteen years ago)

four years pass...

who are the new fat rappers

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 22:46 (nine years ago)

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