THE HUMPTY POLL

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/1904/humpty.jpg

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump 4
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky/ I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy 4
Crazy wack funky/ People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty 3
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom/ I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom 3
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere/ 'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. 2
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid/ I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid 2
Doooorooooooh Doooooorump 1
Alright, stop whatcha doin'/ Cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that you're used to 1
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge/ both how I'm livin' and my nose is large 1
Yeah, I called ya fat, Look at me, I'm skinny/ It never stopped me from gettin' busy 1
My name is Humpty, pronounced with an Umpty/Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee 1
I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money, see/ So yo world I hope you're ready for me 1
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all, Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here 0
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself, let me tell ya a little bit about this dance 0
It's real easy to do, check it out 0
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken/ Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' 0
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance/ and now I'm gonna do my dance 0
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion/ It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion 0
Let's get stoopid! 0
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump 0
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump 0
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump 0
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump/ tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump 0
Humpin', funkin', jumpin'/ jig around, shakin' ya rump 0
No two people will do it the same/ You got it down when ya appear to be in pain 0
Anyone can play this game/ This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name 0
Also told ya that I like to bite/ Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write 0
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it/ I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits 0
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf/ So just let me introduce myself 0
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty/ You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me 0
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack/ But sometimes I get ridiculous 0
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice/ Ayo fat girl, come here, are you ticklish? 0
And all the rappers in the top ten/ Please allow me to bump thee 0
I'm crazy, Allow me to amaze thee/ They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. 0
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants/ And I even got my own dance 0
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump 0
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump 0
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump 0
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump 0
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"/ That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' 0
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me/ but ya can't get near me 0
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor/ B, all the girls they adore me 0
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump 0
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed/ Big like a pickle, I'm so damn paid 0
Now gather round, I'm the new fool in town/ And my sound's laid down by the Underground 0


i don't care if big daddy kane signed your mommas tits (The Reverend), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.boston.com/ae/music/blog/mc-hammer.jpghttp://itstrulyrandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/crack-pipe.jpg

i don't care if big daddy kane signed your mommas tits (The Reverend), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere/ 'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.

mizzell, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 16:32 (fifteen years ago)

torn:
My name is Humpty, pronounced with an Umpty/Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee

I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice/ Ayo fat girl, come here, are you ticklish?

you hippies can keep yr gay socialist jesus (will), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

isn't it "I'm still gettin' paid" rather than "so damn paid"? in any case "both how I'm living and my nose is large" is pretty much my favorite lyric of all time, so that one.

in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 16:40 (fifteen years ago)

"Yeah, I called ya fat, Look at me, I'm skinny"

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)

It is between that and "looptid" for me.

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)

hard to choose but went with:

My name is Humpty, pronounced with an Umpty/Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

crazy wack funky/you look like MC Hammer on crack humpty

this is one of those songs that is always great every time I hear it, the kind of thing you can play at a party or in a club or at a wedding or something and absolutely EVERYONE will dig it (see also "Groove is in the Heart")

Here is a tasty coconut. Sorry for my earlier harshness. (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 30 May 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

Doooorooooooh Doooooorump
Doooorooooooh Doooooorump

EZ Snappin, Monday, 31 May 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)

Needs an option for "the entirety of verse 1" which is just seamless genius from end to end. Even the less clever bits get by on Humpty Hump's delivery.

Ridiculously fun to do at karaoke, as well.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 31 May 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)

obviously

http://www.dailycomedy.com/images/jokes/b/burger_king.jpg

musically, Monday, 31 May 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

not sure how this wasn't done before

musically, Monday, 31 May 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

I think I voted burger king bathroom but I really wanted to vote for "I like my oatmeal lumpy"

ᵒ always toasted, never fried (crüt), Monday, 31 May 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

Ridiculously fun to do at karaoke, as well.

― Doctor Casino, Monday, May 31, 2010 10:32 AM Bookmark

otm, did a couple weeks back and everyone loved it

i don't care if big daddy kane signed your mommas tits (The Reverend), Monday, 31 May 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 31 May 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

how did this not

I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice/ Ayo fat girl, come here, are you ticklish? 0

i don't care if big daddy kane signed your mommas tits (The Reverend), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah I called you fat, look at me I'm skinny

When I randomly burst into song with this I always start there.

musically, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 05:12 (fifteen years ago)

Hmm, I would've expected the classic "looptid" line to win... But I voted for "lumpy oatmeal", so I have no problem with the results.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 11:53 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, the results are sort of weird. I would have expected "looptid" to win. I voted for "Oh yes, ladies..."

I didn't even see "both how I'm livin' and my nose is large" and I had never figured out what he was saying there anyway. OMG, that line is great.

kkvgz, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 11:57 (fifteen years ago)


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.