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Poll Results
| Option | Votes |
| Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump | 4 |
| I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky/ I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy | 4 |
| Crazy wack funky/ People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty | 3 |
| I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom/ I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom | 3 |
| Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere/ 'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. | 2 |
| I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid/ I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid | 2 |
| Doooorooooooh Doooooorump | 1 |
| Alright, stop whatcha doin'/ Cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that you're used to | 1 |
| I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge/ both how I'm livin' and my nose is large | 1 |
| Yeah, I called ya fat, Look at me, I'm skinny/ It never stopped me from gettin' busy | 1 |
| My name is Humpty, pronounced with an Umpty/Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee | 1 |
| I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money, see/ So yo world I hope you're ready for me | 1 |
| Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all, Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here | 0 |
| Now that I told ya a little bit about myself, let me tell ya a little bit about this dance | 0 |
| It's real easy to do, check it out | 0 |
| First I limp to the side like my leg was broken/ Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' | 0 |
| All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance/ and now I'm gonna do my dance | 0 |
| That's all right 'cause my body's in motion/ It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion | 0 |
| Let's get stoopid! | 0 |
| Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump | 0 |
| White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump | 0 |
| Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump | 0 |
| and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump/ tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump | 0 |
| Humpin', funkin', jumpin'/ jig around, shakin' ya rump | 0 |
| No two people will do it the same/ You got it down when ya appear to be in pain | 0 |
| Anyone can play this game/ This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name | 0 |
| Also told ya that I like to bite/ Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write | 0 |
| I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it/ I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits | 0 |
| I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf/ So just let me introduce myself | 0 |
| I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty/ You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me | 0 |
| I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack/ But sometimes I get ridiculous | 0 |
| I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice/ Ayo fat girl, come here, are you ticklish? | 0 |
| And all the rappers in the top ten/ Please allow me to bump thee | 0 |
| I'm crazy, Allow me to amaze thee/ They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. | 0 |
| I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants/ And I even got my own dance | 0 |
| The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump | 0 |
| Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump | 0 |
| Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump | 0 |
| Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump | 0 |
| People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"/ That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' | 0 |
| Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me/ but ya can't get near me | 0 |
| I give 'em more, see, and on the floor/ B, all the girls they adore me | 0 |
| Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump | 0 |
| My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed/ Big like a pickle, I'm so damn paid | 0 |
| Now gather round, I'm the new fool in town/ And my sound's laid down by the Underground | 0 |
― i don't care if big daddy kane signed your mommas tits (The Reverend), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)
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