Ever wanted to hear a band that mixes Eurodance/Rave with Metal/Screamo?

Couldn't find that worst songs ever thread but this atrocity deserves it's own thread. It's so bad even Chuck couldn't like it.

cue : Tuomas saying it would be good without the screamo bits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zto_NAsguo&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObPUiMPyPps&feature=player_embedded#!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BStfTtY3h20&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKCdKFJmeHI&feature=related

RIP crabcore ;_;

^ has to be heard to be believed
xp

Rev this clearly is the european response to crabcore

fuck, there's loads of this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uieH5StwP4&feature=related

hahahaa oh fucking hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4799ilOlJw&feature=related

taking sides "metal" versions of eurodance vs eurodance covers of rock songs.

higher "quality" version of the Aqua cover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppk9EFkhphc

think you can watch this with a straight face?

That first obne would have been great if it had stayed as a rave tune, the metal bits killed it stone dead as soon as they kicked in.

I want to see the reactions of the lex and tuomas to that aqua cover

the scariest thing about the live vids is that they're playing to grown ups and not 12 year old kids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_1lXH5eg7o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X5T93eJBIc

Dan & JJ , bet you're glad you got out of industrial when you did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNOFITYPnuQ&feature=related

Dan's worst nightmare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXxsN7QVT40&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XMW7TeZavk&feature=related

Unk has gone way downhill since

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KutcjLkH3-o

Band Website http://www.xe-none.com
Band Members Lexy Dance - voice (m)
EvilAnn - voice (f)
Newman - synths
(Fucker) - guitar
Push - drums

Influences Scooter, Cradle Of Filth, 2 Unlimited, Fear Factory, Capella, Slipknot, E-Type, Slayer, Nine Inch Nails, Impaled Nazarene, Modern Talking, Pantera, E-Rotic, Samael

http://www.industrializedmetal.com/r_dancemetal.htm

i am sad that i cant get to youtube at work. I WANT TO KNOW

I don't know if it's just a clever name, but there is a lot of DDR game music that sounds like this.

Like maybe they made the pun without realizing it wasn't a pun?

i am sad that i cant get to youtube at work. I WANT TO KNOW

^

Dan & JJ , bet you're glad you got out of industrial when you did

It's more likely they are both hiding their Xe-NONE albums under their mattresses as we speak: "Wha-- why, no, of course we don't own any Xe-NONE, why do you ask!? We got out of industrial years ago!"

EvilDann - voice

You know, it's quite possible..

It's more likely they are both hiding theirHenry is being fed John's Xe-NONE albums under their mattresses as we speak: "Wha-- why, no, of course we don't own any Xe-NONE, why do you ask!? We got out of industrial years ago!"

found one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_98rsgCc8w

like that they list impaled nazarene as an influence

The later stuff sure seems different to their 2nd official vid that I posted.

I've heard lots of stuff that sounds like this, this isn't all that bad.

if someone told me there's a strain of russian pop that splits the difference between chris deburgh, eiffel 65 and rammstein, i wouldn't be at all surprised. the entire country is a jim steinman production.

what a horrible thought

The lady's voice is certainly interesting.

I've heard lots of stuff that sounds like this

― X-Wing fighter in hand, "Godzilla" cranked on the stereo (J3ff T.),

Why doesn't this surprise me?

MOTÖRHEAD's MIKKEY DEE In Swedish Eurodance Shocker! - Dec. 18, 2002
MOTÖRHEAD drummer Mikkey Dee is set to join Swedish eurodance star E-TYPE on tour in January and February, Swedish newspaper GT has reported. E-TYPE has been one of the country's most successful artists over the past decade, with record sales in the million range. E-TYPE (real name Martin Eriksson) himself was a metal drummer in the Eighties, playing with the thrash/power metal combo HEXENHAUS. Now he has decided to return to his roots by turning his eurodance songs into thundering heavy metal numbers and performing them live. Enter Mikkey Dee.

"It will be a hard rock tour, that's why I'm involved," Dee told GT. "Awhile back, I flew up from Geneva for a test rehearsal to see if it would work out. Had it been eurodance, it wouldn't have interested me."

Mikkey Dee and E-TYPE are good friends and first discussed the collaboration this past summer. The club tour is believed to include Swedish dates only.

"Maybe I've taken on more than I can handle with this thing, because these months are my only time off before MOTÖRHEAD get back in business. But it'll probably work out fine — at least I have weekdays off."

According to Dee, the idea of turning E-TYPE's music into metal isn't that far-fetched.

"Several of his musicians are hard rockers and the actual shows are heavy and powerful with lots of pyrotechnics."

...

"Euro Metal Tour 2003", the Scandinavian dance/metal extravaganza staged by Swedish eurodance star E-TYPE and his current backing band, which includes MOTÖRHEAD drummer Mikkey Dee and ex-HUMANIMAL/GREAT KING RAT guitarist Pontus Norgren, had a successful kick-off last weekend at Valand in Gothenburg and is presently making its way to other parts of Sweden. Check out a band photo here and live photos from the Gothenburg gig here.

As previously reported, the two-month trek, which will see the group perform "thundering heavy metal" versions of all the biggest E-TYPE dance hits, will run through early March.

E-TYPE has been one of the country's most successful artists over the past decade, with record sales in the million range. E-TYPE (real name Martin Eriksson) himself was a metal drummer in the Eighties, playing with the thrash/power metal combo HEXENHAUS. Now he has decided to return to his roots by turning his eurodance songs into guitar-laden heavy metal numbers and performing them live.

I wonder what Lemmy thought.

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