Who gave you the best head?

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who gave you the best head?

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OptionVotes
Talking Heads 29
Radiohead 21
Motörhead 17
Portishead 15
Lemonheads 2
Machine Head 1


voodoo sailor (ken c), Friday, 2 July 2010 13:30 (fourteen years ago)

Futureheads ken c
Propellerheads ken c

Adge Cutler & the Özils (NickB), Friday, 2 July 2010 13:32 (fourteen years ago)

Not forgetting Crazyhead!

Adge Cutler & the Özils (NickB), Friday, 2 July 2010 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

or oysterhead

a tenth level which features a single castle (tipsy mothra), Friday, 2 July 2010 13:50 (fourteen years ago)

and what about head east?

a tenth level which features a single castle (tipsy mothra), Friday, 2 July 2010 13:51 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.retro-sounds.co.uk/USERIMAGES/HEAD%20-%20CARS%20OUTSIDE.JPG

or maybe just plain old Head

Adge Cutler & the Özils (NickB), Friday, 2 July 2010 13:53 (fourteen years ago)

my friend jim had a band called head but had to change it to hed cuzza the other band. don't know about hed pe though.

scott seward, Friday, 2 July 2010 14:02 (fourteen years ago)

Dammit, why have I never gotten around to hearing A Snog On The Rocks? AMG description makes it sound great:

In the late '80s, before Massive Attack, Portishead, and Tricky put Bristol on the global music map, Head was making a very different noise, one that had nothing to do with the genre that would be known as trip-hop. But just as the sound of Bristolian trip-hop was shaped by a multicultural history dating back to the city's time as a major Atlantic port, the warped, post-pub rock sound of Head was no less-rooted in its immediate environment. Fueled by the infamously potent local cider and drawing inspiration from the region's seafaring and farming traditions, A Snog on the Rocks suggests an electrified West-Country translation of the Pogues, shot through with the bluesy eccentricity of Captain Beefheart. This debut album remains the group's finest moment, the defining statement of an improbable local-color approach to alternative rock. Head's concoction of sea shanties, wonderfully puerile innuendo, drinking songs, and good old-fashioned punk attitude stands in stark contrast to the dark and austere beats and grooves for which Bristol would become famous in the 1990s. A Snog on the Rocks marked a change in direction for guitarist/keyboard player and principle songwriter Gareth Sager. Credited here as Hank Sinclair, Sager had been a member of the influential Bristol acts the Pop Group, Rip Rig & Panic, and Float Up CP. Although Head jettisoned the politics and dissonant funk of the Pop Group, as well as the fragmented jazz experimentation of Rip Rig & Panic, its sound retained the anarchic flavor of both, albeit within a more conventionally melodic and accessible format. A crucial component of Sager's arrangements on A Snog on the Rocks is the vocal performance of Rich Beale. Appearing on this album as Clevedon Pier (the name of a local Victorian landmark), Beale delivers the band's chronicles of drinking, animal lust, and the high seas with an entirely appropriate measure of camp theatricality. Drunkenness, sex, and livestock, in various combinations, are at the heart of the shambolic rock of "Out on the Natch," "Let's Snog," and "Sex Cattle Man." On "I Am the King" and "I Can't Stop," in particular, the band's harder edge is enhanced by the guitar of Candy Horsebreath (otherwise known as Nick Sheppard, formerly of the Cortinas and the Clash). However, the centerpiece of this album is the nautically themed "The Captain, the Sailor & the Dirty Heartbreaker," a mini-epic sea shanty complete with accordion, whistling, and interpolated choruses of "What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor?."

Despite the overwhelming silliness of much of A Snog on the Rocks, the strength of the (at times) complex arrangements and the quality of the performance always stop the album from descending into musical cabaret. The apparent throwaway, introducing-the-band number "Crackers (Fer Yer Knackers)" is a case in point. Cartoonish samples, vocal approximations of Woody Woodpecker, and curious character sketches of the band members notwithstanding, the song oozes a tight, funky swagger that makes it completely addictive. And therein lies the paradox of Head. A Snog on the Rocks provides incontrovertible evidence that the group could have been huge. But the album also suggests that the band members perhaps didn't care, preferring to please themselves with idiosyncratic songs that often came across as impenetrable in-jokes, rather than fully focusing their talents on significant commercial success. ~ Wilson Neate, All Music Guide

Adge Cutler & the Özils (NickB), Friday, 2 July 2010 14:05 (fourteen years ago)

i would have voted for silverhead, but now i think i actually like copperhead better. cuz i heart john cipollina.

scott seward, Friday, 2 July 2010 14:05 (fourteen years ago)

Nick if you would really vote propellerheads or futureheads over all of those bands, I don't know what

Vuvuzola Jesus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 2 July 2010 14:06 (fourteen years ago)

Inclusion of the frigging Lemonheads opens the door to all and sundry afaic

Adge Cutler & the Özils (NickB), Friday, 2 July 2010 14:09 (fourteen years ago)

In Canada, we're very sad: you missed, intentionally or otherwise, Teenage Head (who would get my vote over the bands listed).

clemenza, Friday, 2 July 2010 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

(Sorry for ruining a serious poll btw)

Adge Cutler & the Özils (NickB), Friday, 2 July 2010 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

(Also Diamond Head)

Adge Cutler & the Özils (NickB), Friday, 2 July 2010 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

Where is Githead band?

No, was kidding. At least this list doesn't include the band responsible for possibly the worst album I've ever bought, quite impressive given how many things I've bought from dollar bins without knowing anything about the band:
http://www.discogs.com/Hyperhead-Metaphasia/master/158786

(featuring Mary Byker of Gaye Bykers On Acid, which is surely making you all very surprised that it wasn't any good)

xposts I might vote for the Lemonheads, so you may feel obliged to disregard any other opinions I have. Saw Mr Dando at a festival a couple of years back, having not listened to them in years and not really expecting anything, and he gave the most bored/jetlagged phoned-in performance ever, and yet STILL pretty much every song had me going "oh hell yes this one, I'd forgotten how much I liked this song". Mind you, would probably say the same if I saw almost everyone else listed

atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 2 July 2010 14:20 (fourteen years ago)

Just 745+ more to go, boys and girls...

http://headbands.com/

bendy, Friday, 2 July 2010 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

When Ned and HI DERE notice there is no Severed Heads we are all in trouble

When I notice there is no Can Can Heads I will uh pretend that I own more than one 7" by them and that they were the future of music, man
(it's a pretty cool 7" tho, uh if you like stop-start Finnish weirdpunk)

atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 2 July 2010 14:32 (fourteen years ago)

Blonde Redhead gawdammit duh

Adge Cutler & the Özils (NickB), Friday, 2 July 2010 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

hey everybody who's think about not voting Motorhead: get with the fuckin program

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 2 July 2010 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://rockthewristband.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/al-snow.jpg

voted.

samuel :D (a hoy hoy), Friday, 2 July 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

"What, no Murray Head? This is appalling!"

oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Friday, 2 July 2010 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.8notes.com/wiki/images/Head.jpg

I turn it up when I hear the banjo (Dan Peterson), Friday, 2 July 2010 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

when going through a GBOA "revival" a few months back, i put that hyperhead album on.
didn't get beyond track 2 to be honest.

mark e, Friday, 2 July 2010 15:24 (fourteen years ago)

When did 'desert saga' become a discrete genre?

Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Friday, 2 July 2010 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

all the chillwavers jumped ship and they only listen to desert saga now as of last week

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 2 July 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

Mick and John Head (Pale Fountains, Shack, Strands)

Scelsi Hotel (Paul in Santa Cruz), Friday, 2 July 2010 16:37 (fourteen years ago)

ummmm hellooooooo, guy wearing a bucket on his head over here, not to mention a mask

http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/6583/bucket.jpg

del griffith, Friday, 2 July 2010 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

Cetainly not the Talking Heads - all talk, no action.

Grand amiral de la marine des licornes (Michael White), Friday, 2 July 2010 17:28 (fourteen years ago)

Jowe Head!

Adge Cutler & the Özils (NickB), Friday, 2 July 2010 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

No Diamond Head no credibility, for shame Ken C.

dead flower :( (Pashmina), Friday, 2 July 2010 19:29 (fourteen years ago)

African Head Charge
Baloney Heads
Bedhead
Behead the Prophet
Bulkhead
Godheadsilo
Headboys
Severed Heads
Sleepyhead
Spaceheads
Teenage Head

Michael Train, Friday, 2 July 2010 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.progarchives.com/progressive_rock_discography_covers/4876/cover_112282792009.jpg

good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Friday, 2 July 2010 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IyEPQ3u0cyk/SbaiuRlfoNI/AAAAAAAAAGo/OiKsZazXmFE/s400/heavens-to-murgatroyd-even-its-thee-headcoats.jpg

good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Friday, 2 July 2010 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.discogs.com/image/R-372346-1104935207.jpg

good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Friday, 2 July 2010 22:37 (fourteen years ago)

http://stacykonkiel.com/soulponies/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/FIERY_FORCE1.jpg

good news if you wear cargo shorts (contenderizer), Friday, 2 July 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

There was also hHead here in Canada (who had some terrible album covers in the 1990s).

Kent Burt, Saturday, 3 July 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

total surprise given how excellent their taste in band names was

get your bucket of free wings (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 3 July 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago)

> Mick and John Head (Pale Fountains, Shack, Strands)
> ― Scelsi Hotel (Paul in Santa Cruz), Friday, July 2, 2010

!!!

meisenfek, Saturday, 3 July 2010 08:48 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.godflesh.com/projects/hod/dust.jpg

Ward Fowler, Saturday, 3 July 2010 08:53 (fourteen years ago)

motorhead running laps around this poll imo

makes da cool chewbaccas in pain sounds STAR WARS (arby's), Sunday, 4 July 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

i mean...lapping all the...other options. is what i meant.

makes da cool chewbaccas in pain sounds STAR WARS (arby's), Sunday, 4 July 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago)

I voted Portis, as Dummy is the definition of a perfect album. And it was the first non-metal album I loved.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 4 July 2010 01:05 (fourteen years ago)

portishead sucks! anyone who votes for them is a jackass. THAT IS HOW I FEEL.

marc iv, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

I'm more a Bear With Saw-Head kinda guy

Dr X O'Skeleton, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

hey everybody who's think about not voting Motorhead: get with the fuckin program

That.

Parenthetical Grillz, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.lastdaysofmanonearth.com/media/FFAheads/cover_Large.jpg

gnarly sceptre, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 30 July 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 31 July 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)


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