q) Who is Slim Gaillard's favourite football player?a) Wayne O-Roonie
― Mark G, Thursday, 5 August 2010 16:39 (sixteen years ago)
I don't get it
― Party Car! (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 5 August 2010 16:52 (sixteen years ago)
Lock thread.
― Specify music my dick hair (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 August 2010 16:55 (sixteen years ago)
Seconded.
― Generation Blecch (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 5 August 2010 17:20 (sixteen years ago)
Classic Mark G thread
― tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 August 2010 17:25 (sixteen years ago)
What's this thread avout?
― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Thursday, 5 August 2010 17:32 (sixteen years ago)
"So, Mickey Rooney, what's your last name?"
― Dodo Lurker (Slim and Slam), Thursday, 5 August 2010 17:34 (sixteen years ago)
I thangyew..
― Mark G, Thursday, 5 August 2010 18:30 (sixteen years ago)
Who is the supermodel that goes out with indie rockers just to eat their clothes?
Kate Moth.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 12:58 (sixteen years ago)
Who is the supermodel that also goes out with indie rockers just to drink their blood?
Kate Mothferatu.
― Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 13:01 (sixteen years ago)
Ooh, that's a terrible joke impediment you've got there Mark.
― henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 13:02 (sixteen years ago)
What did the disenchanted ILXor say when he saw this thread?
Mark G out! (Mark Grout!) (Mark Grout is the previous pseudonym of renowned japester Mark G!)
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 13:04 (sixteen years ago)
oh, why are you disenchanted?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 13:05 (sixteen years ago)
because I am a Spurs fan sick to the back teeth of Dutchmen leading my club astray
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 13:07 (sixteen years ago)
so proud of myself for being part of an audience on whom the 'Kate Moth' joke would not be lost
― This site already seems as unruly as a Marnie Stern record (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 13:08 (sixteen years ago)
Which stalinist henchman shat in Catalonia?
Lazar Caganerovitch
― Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 13:10 (sixteen years ago)
you really are infuriating sometimes
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 13:12 (sixteen years ago)
<3
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 13:13 (sixteen years ago)
Q: Why did it take Stephen Malkmus so long to cross the road?A: Because for ten years there was no Pavement!
Get it? It's referring to both Pavement the band and Pavement the road-making material!
― kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 13:29 (sixteen years ago)
q: when did ilx stop being funnya: itt
― (e_3) (Edward III), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 13:39 (sixteen years ago)
idgi
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 13:41 (sixteen years ago)
isr, igu
― Mark G, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 13:43 (sixteen years ago)
q: runa: irl
― (e_3) (Edward III), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 13:44 (sixteen years ago)
Q: What Pavement song was inspired by the time Steve Malkmus saw a famous Liverpool striker fill in for the singer of an 80s glam metal band?A: Ratt-led by (the) Rush
― jesper olsen twins (NickB), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 13:47 (sixteen years ago)
What beverage only comes in one flavor and takes 45 minutes to drink?
Sunny D)))
― jeevves, Thursday, 21 October 2010 11:58 (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
awes.
― Mark G, Thursday, 28 October 2010 09:06 (fifteen years ago)
classic ILX: "Tom D" schooling "Mark G" in this thread
― WAKE UP SHEEPLEY (crüt), Thursday, 28 October 2010 09:15 (fifteen years ago)