How Many Guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
Who the Hell cares? Bassplayers aren't scared of the dark!	8
It can't be done. They only know how to twist things to the right.	6
Five: One to do it, and 4 to say that they liked it but would have done it a bit differently.	2
Five: One to change it, and 4 to stand around going "Huh! I could've done that!"	1
Five: One to do it, and 4 to discuss how Eric Clapton would have done it.	1
Two, but they stand so close to each other, you'd swear they were going to kiss.	1
None: guitarists don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in vans, or bar bathrooms, or their buddy's living room, or ..	1
One, but he'll set the old one on fire.	0
None: We're just too cool for that kind of shit.	0

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 6 August 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

Drummer joeks always funnier.

Also, this is my favorite one of these types:

Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I have that on vinyl.

― Johnny Fever, Friday, 6 August 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)

you mean like

What's grey, crispy and hanging from the ceiling?

A drummer, trying to change a lightbulb.

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 6 August 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

johnny, i thought it went like this:

Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It's a really obscure number you've probably never heard of.

― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 6 August 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ A+!

― All 10 songs permeate the organs (Dan Peterson), Friday, 6 August 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)

Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You you mean you don't know!

― Trip Maker, Friday, 6 August 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It's a really obscure number you've probably never heard of.

ahahahaha lmao.

― marc iv, Friday, 6 August 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

No no no.

It's 3 guitarists. 1 to hold the light bulb, and 2 to drink until the room spins.

― let me mansplain that to you (Masonic Boom), Friday, 6 August 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)

...one singer to stand on the chair, one to kick it out from underneath her, and one to say "ooh, I knew that was too high for you"...

― rah rah rah wd smash the oiks (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 6 August 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

haven't we already posted these jokes in another thread?

― sarahel, Friday, 6 August 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

i remember we had a drummer jokes one.

― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 6 August 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yellow.

― Jazzbo, Saturday, 7 August 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

obv the second option

― Obie Once Trice Three Times a Lady (San Te), Saturday, 7 August 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)

Q: How can you tell if a bass player is playing out of tune?
A: His hands are moving.

― Obie Once Trice Three Times a Lady (San Te), Saturday, 7 August 2010 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

There are a few here: Tell Your Favourite Jokes Here!

― when the ishtar hits the fans (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 August 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)

[/i]Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Light bulb?! Come on... light bulb is SO last century...[i]

― Shin Oliva Suzuki, Sunday, 8 August 2010 13:22 (fifteen years ago)

Q: How Many Guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: "I'm not fuckin' doin' it, get the fuckin' roadie to do it, that's what he's paid for isn't it? Where's the fuckin' rider?"

― tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Sunday, 8 August 2010 14:09 (fifteen years ago)

depends...are we talkin' lead or rhythm guitar?

― Quo riff just isn't a suitable vehicle for interplanetary exploration (Ioannis), Sunday, 8 August 2010 14:43 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Saturday, 21 August 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Sunday, 22 August 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

Drummer jokes:

― curmudgeon, Monday, 23 August 2010 13:25 (fifteen years ago)

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