Kinda on his side, really.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 August 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)
Metallica - "Escape"
― more lunacy and witchcraft! (kkvgz), Monday, 9 August 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe this whole album:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/Neilyounglandingonwatercover.jpg
"He was charged with reckless endangerment and criminal mischief."
― Darin, Monday, 9 August 2010 23:18 (fifteen years ago)
We now return to Criminal Mischief starring Daniel Baldwin and Ashley Judd.
― Darin, Monday, 9 August 2010 23:19 (fifteen years ago)
This guy = hero
― J0rdan S., Monday, 9 August 2010 23:45 (fifteen years ago)
that guy looks exactly like all male flight attendants ever
― dyao, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 00:06 (fifteen years ago)
In addition to serving as chairman of JetBlue’s uniform redesign committee, the LinkedIn entry says, Mr. Slater serves on the airline’s in-flight values committee.
I don't want to make any generalizations but um
― dyao, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 00:07 (fifteen years ago)
"To the passenger who called me a m—-f—er, f—- you. I've been in the business 28 years. I've had it. That's it."
― shake that ˁxᴥxˀ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 00:11 (fifteen years ago)
hahaha, i bet a HUGE part of this is dude spending 28 years wondering what it's like to slide down that slide!
― shake that ˁxᴥxˀ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 00:12 (fifteen years ago)
Slade - "Wheels Ain't Comin' Down"
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 00:34 (fifteen years ago)
simon & garfunkel - slip sliding away
― pulsing organs (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 00:37 (fifteen years ago)
TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT
― shake that ˁxᴥxˀ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 00:39 (fifteen years ago)
gwar - sick of you
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)
Chris and Tad - "Jilted on the Tarmac"
― skip, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 00:46 (fifteen years ago)
"Slipping into Life" - Tontrix
― Michael Train, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 00:47 (fifteen years ago)
Pacific! - "Runway to Elsewhere"
― skip, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 00:48 (fifteen years ago)
Beck - "Emergency Exit"
― skip, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 00:49 (fifteen years ago)
Hahahaha
I'm imagining him doing the whole thing in slow motion to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pdQ3z1Ji8U
― shake that ˁxᴥxˀ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/10/nyregion/10attendant.html?_r=1
After a dispute with a passenger who stood to fetch his luggage too soon on a full flight just in from Pittsburgh, Mr. Slater, 38 and a career flight attendant, got on the public-address intercom and let loose a string of invective.Then, the authorities said, he pulled the lever that activates the emergency-evacuation chute and slid down, making a dramatic exit not only from the plane but, one imagines, also from his airline career.On his way out the door, he paused to grab a beer from the beverage cart. Then he ran to the employee parking lot and drove off, the authorities said.
Then, the authorities said, he pulled the lever that activates the emergency-evacuation chute and slid down, making a dramatic exit not only from the plane but, one imagines, also from his airline career.
On his way out the door, he paused to grab a beer from the beverage cart. Then he ran to the employee parking lot and drove off, the authorities said.
Johnny Paycheck, "Take This Job and Shove It"
(flight attendant OTFM, BTW)
― thanks for the feedback (supra) (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)
Whoops! Thought I was starting a new thread. Damn it!
― thanks for the feedback (supra) (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)
grabbing a beer is the best part
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)
"Suitcase" - Badfinger
― the legendary sirius trixon (m coleman), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 19:16 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZMFF8QH3ew&feature=related
― Bali Eiffel Tower Hai (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)
You know there had to be at least one conversation in those 28 years that started "If I ever tell a customer to go fuck themselves" over the loudspeaker.... Im just going to flip that switch and slide on out of here.....
― nothingleft (gravydan), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 19:34 (fifteen years ago)
"Good Riddance" - Aeroplane
― bmus, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 21:38 (fifteen years ago)
♫♪ there must be fifty ways to exit the aircraftjust get on the P.A., jaytell 'em fuck you, stuhope on the slide, clydeand grab a few brews ♪♫
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)
XD
― more lunacy and witchcraft! (kkvgz), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:05 (fifteen years ago)
oops, make that "hop" not "hope"
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 04:35 (fifteen years ago)
GY!BE, "Motherfucker = Redeemer"
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 04:41 (fifteen years ago)
Kinda love the dude's mom:
“Nobody should be abusing anybody, and I can understand why he snapped. I would have snapped too. In fact, I probably would’ve snapped more than he did. Probably would have been more girlish about it and gotten away with a lot more than he did. I’m sorry this all happened.”
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)
I'm taking a dive,dive,dive,dive,dive off the slide,slide,slide,slide,slide oh yah,yah,yah,yah,yah off the slide,slide,slide.
― meisenfek, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
xp Stop Or My Mom Will Chute
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
― shake that ˁxᴥxˀ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, August 9, 2010 8:12 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Slater told the New York Times that telling a passenger off via intercom and exiting an aircraft via giant inflatable slide had been his secret fantasy for as long as he'd worked in airline hospitality: "For 20 years, I thought about it. But you never think you're going to do it."
― PLIES N THIGHS (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 August 2010 00:45 (Yesterday)
― BLACK METAL IST KRIIIIIIIEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGG (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)
The awesome in this story just keeps getting awesomer.
― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e4voY_Vg-A
― Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)
I won't be your fool no more
― Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
maybe it was all planned by him in advence -
celebritism= more money than flight attendant
― Zeno, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)
wait, he's 38? how is he a FA for 28 years?
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)
Apparently it was only 20.
Press Sec Robert Gibbs: "There's no truth to the rumor that I've added an inflatable exit to my office."
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)
Taking Care of Business "And if you ever get annoyed, look at me; I'm self employed. I LOVE TO WORK AT NOTHING ALL DAY"
― JesseJane, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)
The Beatles, "Helter Skelter."
― Bali Eiffel Tower Hai (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 21:03 (fifteen years ago)
pretenders, "cuban slide"
― fact checking cuz, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 21:38 (fifteen years ago)
Hüsker Dü, "The Baby Song"
― Bali Eiffel Tower Hai (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 23:20 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8LdRJqjjRM
― Nate Carson, Thursday, 12 August 2010 02:34 (fifteen years ago)