TS: Sting v GG Allin

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Compare/contrast lyrics/theme of "Fortress Around Your Heart" and "I Kill Everything I Fuck"

― dave q, Sunday, 11 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

quite easy. Intelligence vs Stupidity.

― bris, Sunday, 11 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

yah, GG was pretty smart...

― chaki, Sunday, 11 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

...if he only had a brain.

― gil, Sunday, 11 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Both were dumber than they thought/think they are and both died/will die different deaths than what was claimed for them. I'm guessing.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

well, seeing Sting eat shit would be far more entertaining than seeing GG play "message in a bottle"

― Andrew, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Sting CLAIMED to be a "Demolition Man," GG *WAS*. Sting CLAIMED to be the "King of Pain," GG *WAS*. Sting CLAIMED that he'd kill himself in "Can't Stand Losing," GG *DID*.

― Motel Hell, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, but intentionally? I think he just miscalculated dosages.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

I happened to stumble over this thread. Sure it's two years later but fuck it....

I would prefer to watch GG rub shit all over Sting, while Don Knotts jacks off in his own face and all three sing "Do Do Do Da Da Da" in a three part harmony.

― Al Kohaul, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a good thing you finally found the thread then

― Very Boorish (Øystein H-O), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"englishman in new york" vs "carolina in my ass"

― the surface noise made by people (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 06:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"don't stand so close to me" vs "expose yourself to kids"

― the surface noise made by people (electricsound), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 06:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"If I Ever Lose my Faith in You" vs "Suck My Ass it Smells"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 06:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Sting has -- as yet-- not threatened to stick dynamite up his ass, light it and run into the audience, so obviously GG wins hands (and pants) down!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

But I'm sure many people have offered to do it for (i.e. to) him.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

you queers g.g. would fuck you in the ass. as i imagine sting would as well thogh because he was a fag whereas g.g. would have hate fucked you and so would i you faggots

― murder murder, Sunday, 23 May 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is priceless.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 23 May 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"love is the seventh wave" vs. "i wanna fuck yer brains out"

(both released around the same time, FWIW).

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 23 May 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

absolutely hilarious, I'm laughing my ass off right now!

― chad (chad), Monday, 24 May 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

This GG Allin dude was a bitch. My Uncle Al makes him look like RuPaul.

― Punk Blows, Friday, 18 June 2004 18:05 (twenty years ago)

Is your last name Yankovic, perchance?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 June 2004 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Well, they both made their best music around 1978-1979 or thereabouts then went downhill from there, didn't they?? But I don't think GG ever did any songs that rock as hard as "Fallout" or "Dead End Job" or "Next to You" (or "Landlord," maybe? I forget.)

― chuck, Friday, 18 June 2004 23:29 (twenty years ago)

(Oh wait, "Voices in My Head" is better than those, I guess. Never mind.) (But I still say the Jabbers blow the Murder Junkies out of the water, so my point still stands, more or less.)

― chuck, Friday, 18 June 2004 23:38 (twenty years ago)

Chuck, man, "Die When You Die" rocks way harder than "Next To you" (though maybe not as hard as "Dead End Job".)

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 18 June 2004 23:56 (twenty years ago)

Sting is a guilty pleasure of mine. I hate to admit it, but there is it. But no, I'm not going to mount a defense of him hehe.

― James Slone (Freon Trotsky), Saturday, 19 June 2004 00:12 (twenty years ago)

With Sting in hand, Frodo fought his way across Middle Earth and risked his life ISO the crack of doom, while GG Allin was a spoiled brat born with the crack of doom in his lap. That said, Frodo never pissed on any of Entertainment Weekly's top 50 indie record label moguls, which GG may have done/probably did based on which side you believe in the MRR letters column.

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Saturday, 19 June 2004 01:58 (twenty years ago)

gg allin is a guilty pleasure of mine. i hate to admit it, but there is it. but no, i'm not going to mount a defense of him hehe.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 19 June 2004 15:19 (twenty years ago)

TS: 5-hour tantric-sex marathons v. "swank fucking"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 19 June 2004 15:21 (twenty years ago)

Wait, are you sure they're not even the same guy ? Were they ever seen in the same room together ? Perhaps Sting's accent is just a fake ? Like Clark Kent taking off his glasses, perhaps if Sting were to ever drop his mask of being a pretentious cunt, perhaps we would all see that he actually is GG.

― Pauline Quish, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 06:34 (twenty years ago)

The Police vs The Murder Junkies

― sherm, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 07:11 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

i choose sting

― max, Sunday, 22 February 2009 22:17 (sixteen years ago)

well, I don't know. I really got disappointed with what I saw in that Hated documentary. Come on man that was 'Jackass' with a 'true punk' label (shoved in the ass, of course).

― Shin Oliva Suzuki, Sunday, 22 February 2009 22:28 (sixteen years ago)

two years pass...

revive!!!!

― geeta, Monday, 30 May 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, the world needs this thread

― gospodin simmel, Monday, 30 May 2011 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

Stewart Copeland vs Dino

― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Monday, 30 May 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

Suggest Octoban

― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Monday, 30 May 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

it seems counterintuitive, but I'll bet Sting could totally kick GGs ass in a fight (were GG not already dead, obv)

― bloomps! (there it is) (Pillbox), Monday, 30 May 2011 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

i would vote GG but i fear you're right

― geeta, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 11:48 (fourteen years ago)

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