In this thread, rewrite classic rap lyrics as if they were written by Young Money.
NOTE: Your new rap must still rhyme and still make logical sense. These are more challenging than the fake, non-sequitur YM raps in the grocery bag thread.
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I came in the door, I said it beforeI'll never let the mic magnetize me... IRON ORE
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La-di-da-di, we like to partyWe don't cause trouble... BEAV AND WALLY
― i think i can beat my dyson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 19 August 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)
looooooool thread
― NOT FUNNY NEEDS MORE GUCCI (deej), Thursday, 19 August 2010 03:12 (fifteen years ago)
this is kind of hard
― be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 19 August 2010 03:14 (fifteen years ago)
this is difficult imo but I feel obligated to give it a shot
I can take a phrase that's rarely heard,Flip it...BIRD
― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 19 August 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)
well done!
― i think i can beat my dyson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 19 August 2010 03:29 (fifteen years ago)
ha thanks it is really an A-level challenge!
― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 19 August 2010 03:31 (fifteen years ago)
this is way too geeky and not as good but what the hell, nobody else is coming in
When I was five years old I realized there was a roadAt the end I will win...GOD MODE
― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 19 August 2010 03:44 (fifteen years ago)
He's the better of the best, best believe he's the baddestPerfect timin' when I'm climbin'... LADDERS
― i think i can beat my dyson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 19 August 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)
Elvis was a hero to mostBut he never meant shit...COMPOST
― michangelo wuz a party d00d (San Te), Thursday, 19 August 2010 05:03 (fifteen years ago)
haaa
― best toasty (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 19 August 2010 05:11 (fifteen years ago)
This is way, way too hard!
I am taking no prisoners taking no shortsBreakin' with the metal... CANNIBAL CORPSE------------------------------------------Anyway a gas station we passedWe got gas... BUSTED ASS------------------------------------------
― Becky Facelift, Thursday, 19 August 2010 09:49 (fifteen years ago)
fuck the police comin straight from the undergroundA young nigga...CHRIS BROWN
― michangelo wuz a party d00d (San Te), Thursday, 19 August 2010 13:16 (fifteen years ago)
err let's try that again:
fuck the police comin straight from the undergroundA young nigga got it bad...CHRIS BROWN
usher did "U Got It Bad"
― i think i can beat my dyson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 19 August 2010 13:17 (fifteen years ago)
I'm aware of this, I wasn't referring to the song. mostly the fact that Chris Brown has it bad cuz he beat the crap out of Rihanna and his last album was a critical and commercial disaster.
― michangelo wuz a party d00d (San Te), Thursday, 19 August 2010 13:18 (fifteen years ago)
THESE RULES U HAVE IN PLACE R SO HARD 2 FOLLOW
― michangelo wuz a party d00d (San Te), Thursday, 19 August 2010 13:19 (fifteen years ago)
Super Nintendo, Sega Gensis,Man I was dead broke... UNHAPPY REMINISCE
― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 19 August 2010 13:24 (fifteen years ago)
Cos I don’t like to dream about gettin paidSo I dig into the books .... SPADE
― anatol_merklich, Thursday, 19 August 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)
lmfao
― teledyldonix, Thursday, 19 August 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)
Inhale deep like the words of my breath,I never sleep... SMOKIN' METH
― I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Thursday, 19 August 2010 21:33 (fifteen years ago)
this thread is hilaire!
― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 August 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)
Bass drum kickin to show my shitRap a hole in my dick...JOHN WAYNE BOBBITT
― michangelo wuz a party d00d (San Te), Thursday, 19 August 2010 21:44 (fifteen years ago)
Too many emcees take that word mc lightlyThey can't move a crowd...RIOT POLICE
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 August 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)
She says "no, you're not", then she starts cryinI says "I'm 19", she says "stop lyin'"I said "I am, go ask my motherAnd with your wrinkled pussy...SALLY STRUTHERS
― michangelo wuz a party d00d (San Te), Thursday, 19 August 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)
Figured out I went the wrong route,So I got with a sick-ass click...CORDLESS MOUSE
― I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Thursday, 19 August 2010 22:09 (fifteen years ago)
Ayo Bo knows this and bo knows thatBut Bo don't know Jack...SPRAT
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 August 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)
Some get shot locked down and turn nunsCowardly hearts...LIONS
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Thursday, 19 August 2010 22:20 (fifteen years ago)
Thirty years ago, Jesus could pull a ho quickBut now he 50 and his belly hangs... OLD ST. NICK
― nonviolent j (unregistered), Thursday, 19 August 2010 22:58 (fifteen years ago)
someone needs to take all the approved verses in this thread and drop them over a sick drone beat
― michangelo wuz a party d00d (San Te), Thursday, 19 August 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)
I am the king of rock, there is none higherSucker MCs ... PACIFIER
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 19 August 2010 23:03 (fifteen years ago)
Gold star
― i think i can beat my dyson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 19 August 2010 23:04 (fifteen years ago)
I would hesitate to call a lot of these "classic" line, but mostly good work all around so far
hahahaha that one from n/a
― anatol_merklich, Thursday, 19 August 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)
stop, collaborate and listenice is back...NEW KITCHEN
― I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Friday, 20 August 2010 00:23 (fifteen years ago)
stretching the definition of "classic" a bit
― I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Friday, 20 August 2010 00:24 (fifteen years ago)
i'm not internationally knownbut i'm known to rock.....SLY STONE
― ~~~fly~~~ (The Reverend), Friday, 20 August 2010 00:27 (fifteen years ago)
if u having girl problems i feel bad 4 you soni got 99 problems...THE GREAT ONE
http://behindblondiepark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/wayne_gretzky.jpg
― handel's messiah complex (m bison), Friday, 20 August 2010 00:29 (fifteen years ago)
First things first man, you're fuckin' with the worstI'll be stickin' pins... VOODOO CURSE
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 20 August 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)
hahahaha
― I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Friday, 20 August 2010 00:33 (fifteen years ago)
milk is chillin, giz is chillinwhat more can I say? ... TOP BILLIN
― ? (dyao), Friday, 20 August 2010 00:35 (fifteen years ago)
in West Philadelphia, born and raised,on the playground...POKEMON TRADE
― I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Friday, 20 August 2010 00:36 (fifteen years ago)
Posessed with power, cowards will cowerDucks we devour... PEKING SWEET AND SOUR
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Everybody go hotel, motel, Holiday InnIf your girl starts acting up... JENNIFER ANISTON
I give up
― She Got the Shakes, Friday, 20 August 2010 00:46 (fifteen years ago)
who gets weaker? the king or the teacher?it's not about a salary...MIAMI HEAT (uh!)
― I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Friday, 20 August 2010 00:49 (fifteen years ago)
it was all a dreami used to read...GRAPHEMES
― handel's messiah complex (m bison), Friday, 20 August 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)
Soul Train done lost they soulJust call it Train...BORING POP/ROCK 'N ROLL
― michangelo wuz a party d00d (San Te), Friday, 20 August 2010 00:57 (fifteen years ago)
lol m bison bring very big lols to me
― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 20 August 2010 01:03 (fifteen years ago)
yeah for some reason changing "i used to read word up magazine" to just "i used to read" is so funny
― horseshoe, Friday, 20 August 2010 01:04 (fifteen years ago)
I was trying to flip the humpty dance in a similar style but the best I could come up with was
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like cupid,I use a word... LITTLE JEW KID
― I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Friday, 20 August 2010 01:20 (fifteen years ago)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3260/3134600450_f8078e6a85.jpg
― I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Friday, 20 August 2010 01:21 (fifteen years ago)
i'm retired from this thread because they take way too long to think up! just gon read y'alls now
― michangelo wuz a party d00d (San Te), Friday, 20 August 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)
really can't get over "...GRAPHEMES"
― Doctor Casino II, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 19:17 (fifteen years ago)
What in the world is in that BAG, what you got in that BAG?A couple a... GROCERIES
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, August 19, 2010 11:10 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lol
― some dude, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)
two years ago a friend of mineasked me to say.....NO MIME
― markers garvey (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)
shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yeah shimmy yaygimme the mic.... KANYE
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:27 (fifteen years ago)
whoa i just googled the lyrics and apparently consensus is that it's "shimmy yam"???
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)
wtf no way
― some dude, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)
lol at that one
― markers garvey (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago)
enemies can't extort mecuz Jay-Z bare arms...SHORT SLEEVES
― board of the living based heads (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago)
always heard it as "shimmy yam" myself
why the hell would it be yam??
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:32 (fifteen years ago)
give me the mic so i can take it awam?
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:32 (fifteen years ago)
uh, isn't that just kinda inverting an actual jay line?
― markers garvey (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:32 (fifteen years ago)
surf: it's already nonsense anyway
― markers garvey (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:33 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.nataliedee.com/053005/a-yam.jpg
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:33 (fifteen years ago)
xp haha no the second one is "yam" not "yeah"
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:33 (fifteen years ago)
right, i thought that was the one we were talking about
― markers garvey (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)
oh, that was to whiney n/m
― markers garvey (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)
yeah rev i guess it is
― board of the living based heads (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)
― michangelo wuz a party d00d (San Te), Thursday, August 19, 2010 8:57 PM Bookmark
ain't no time for hesitation, that only leads to incarcerationyou don't know me... AWAITING FRIEND CONFIRMATION
― I.C.P. Freely (bernard snowy), Thursday, August 19, 2010 10:53 PM Bookmark
These two are underrated imo.
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 September 2010 15:43 (fifteen years ago)
hahaha agreed, those are both great
― Doctor Casino II, Friday, 17 September 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)
This is a really great thread because the challenge is just so hard that in general I think nobody contributes unless they have something awesome, it's hard to be lazy about it!
― Doctor Casino II, Friday, 17 September 2010 19:33 (fifteen years ago)
Trap goin' hamWe got pies...MCDONALDLAND
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:24 (fifteen years ago)
I knew I was the man with the master planMake you wiggle and jiggle...KIM KARDASHIAN
― turn in yer badge (San Te), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 02:09 (fifteen years ago)
I can take a phrase that's rarely heardFlip it...THE BIRD
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)
― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, August 18, 2010 11:26 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark
― turn in yer badge (San Te), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)
Not so rarely heard it turns out!
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)
Now, this is a story all about howMy life got flipped... BIRD
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 02:34 (fifteen years ago)
― turn in yer badge (San Te), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 02:34 (fifteen years ago)
lols
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:10 (fifteen years ago)
― handel's messiah complex (m bison), Friday, August 20, 2010 1:29 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark
what i love most about this is how it makes 99 into an adjective
― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:45 (fifteen years ago)
ah shit just thought of a better one:
Trap goin' hamWe got pies flyin'... WAM
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)
btw, do you guys hear these in your head being done by the original artists, or basically does Drake's voice so totally suffuse grocery bag rap that every one of these punchlines acquires his listless, flat delivery?
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 15:41 (fifteen years ago)
I imagine everybody delivering the punchlines like the Beastie Boys, where 5 voices shout the words in caps
― turn in yer badge (San Te), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)
i actually imagine mine: first line sung by drake, second line rapped by drake
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)
^^^^^^ this must be a painful exercise for u
― turn in yer badge (San Te), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)
I always hear Drake, often with the particular clunky inflection of "Last name 'Ever', first name 'Greatest'"
― haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)
i actually imagine mine: first line sung by drake, second line rapped by drake― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, September 22, 2010 4:10 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, September 22, 2010 4:10 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
Nowadays everybody wanna talk,Like they got somethin' to sayBut nothin' comes out... CONSTIPATE
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 2 April 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)
Hear my favoritism roll "Oh"Never be a brother...CALRISSEAN, LANDO
― San Te, Saturday, 2 April 2011 19:26 (fourteen years ago)
Every jam we play, we break two needlesThere's three of us... CHARLIE'S ANGELS
― every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Sunday, 8 May 2011 05:13 (fourteen years ago)
Suckas on my jock when I walk down the blockI really don't care if you're jealous...BIG COCK
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 11 February 2012 22:35 (thirteen years ago)
And then you're in the man from MarsYou go out at night, eatin'... MARS BARS
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 28 May 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)
About to go and damn near went blindYoung n****s at the pad throwin' up...E COLI
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 October 2019 17:14 (six years ago)
I came in the door, I said it before ... ENCORE
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 17 October 2019 19:50 (six years ago)
I thought I hated all punchline rap and then I heard "Shooter" by clipping.
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:37 (six years ago)
It's like a dream land, I can't lie, I've never been thereMaybe this is an experience...VEGAS, CLASSIC CHER!
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 05:08 (six years ago)
1, 2, 3 and to the 4Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr Dre is at the doorReady to make an entrance, so back on upCos you know I'm bout to rip shit...BUTT
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 December 2020 06:35 (five years ago)
I'm sorry if you can't understandBut I need a radio...RADIO SHACK BRAND
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 15:09 (four years ago)
Whenever she happens to walk by, why does the apple of my eyeOverlook and disregard my feelings...PEWDIEPIE
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 August 2023 00:01 (two years ago)
Once upon a time not long agoWhen people wore pajamas... NIGHTCLOTHES
― erasingclouds, Friday, 25 August 2023 03:39 (two years ago)