Bad Jazz (as in, Jazz music)

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Gareth's thread put this in my head -- how do you know if jazz is bad? Is all jazz music currently in print part of the canon, so that the truly bad stuff has just kind of dissapeared? Who were the worst jazz musicians/composers to enter the canon? It seems like any jazz musician anyone's heard of before the 70s is generally considered great. Someone like Clarke Terry, either you haven't heard of him or you think he's incredible.

Mark, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm hoping that mark s can turn my half-baked ideas into something interesting.

Mark, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate genres where everyone gets respect. Maybe it just seems that way to me coz I only know the recieved cannon, as the question points out. But still.. and then then stuff which DOES get slagged, ever, is the out-there stuff I like. And then when somebody explains what jazz criteria are for greatness, I just don't understand how those criteria relate to making music I really really want to hear.

Sterling Clover, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Wynton Marsalis is pretty lousy.

hstencil, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Kenny G Kenny G Kenny G Kenny G Kenny G Kenny G Kenny G Kenny G

o. nate, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: John Klemmer v Chuck Mangione

dave q, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually I like Klemmer it's like something Venus Flytrap would play on WKRP. Bad jazz? What about things like 'Parker with Strings', they're generally hated by everyone. Freddie Hubbard's late 60s/early 70s albums are incredibly bad, Grant Green's albums are similar except really dull, unless Michel Legrand-esque versions of Simon and Garfunkel songs float your boat. 60s jazz guitarists not only made awful records but they had the worst cover art in existence.

dave q, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

'I hate genres where everyone gets respect'

I think this a lot of the time too, ie if everything's a masterpiece then nothing is, right? But it helps to remember sometimes that the amount of names in any (even the most arbitrary and ridiculous) canon in reality only represents a tiny fraction of those who've made records which in turn is a tiny fraction of those who played the sort of music the canon is acknowledging, and 99% of jazz records released in absolute terms have probably just been 'forgotten', as back in the day it was probably the same now, if you were famous and released some crap it would be a minor artistic scandal (until said record inevitably re- appraised later), but if an obscure person released some undistinguished plod or Oscar Peterson released yet another recording of 'Jazz Phrases Vols. 1-999' sped up to 78 rpm then it probably didn't get reviewed at all

dave q, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

BTW, q, sorry to see Xagu dodge yr. excellently crafted question on rockcritics.

Sterling Clover, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Xagu

I like the idea that Dave Q was talking with Xagu the Alien from the planet Tharg.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

If I hear it in the background during the Weather Channel's Local Forecast Segment.

Dave Beckhouse, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, good question. Basically, I see it like anyone making jazz records (not to mention getting them put out on a label) has achieved a certain fully competent level of playing, no one outright sucks. At the same, there are tons of people past and present making good jazz that sounds like lots of other good jazz--you can either enjoy it for the details and idiosyncrasies of the players or not listen to it. There's lots of stuff that I feel no need to hear and there are players I don't especially care for, but I wouldn't say that any of them straight up can't play.

Jordan, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

So basically, if you want to see some actual bad jazz you have to go out to clubs or school concerts and see some kids play.

Jordan, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

and by the time of state championships, if they have them around you, the bands that make it there will already be far from 'bad'

Josh, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Yr right, Xgau didn't even make an attempt! Fuck him.

dave q, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Marcus did the same thing to my Ja Rule question.

Sterling Clover, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I love Jazz, but there are some so called 'jazz' musicians I can't stand.

First the proverbial bad jazz musician, Kenny G, but his music isn't exactly jazz, in fact, he does not deserve to be anywhere near the genre of jazz, I think you can say his music is 'easy listening', for me more like 'monotonous listening' to me.

Secondly Wynton Marsalis, this guy just wants to reverse jazz to the days of Louis Armstrong, If the devil offered him to become Louis Amstrong, for the possession of his soul, Wynton would sign the deal before you could say 'Ken Burns' Jazz'.

There is a lot of so called post-bop being released, that is really really 'bad'. For example I recently purchased Arturo Sandoval tribute to Clifford Brown (Brown is one of my favourite trumpeters), to my degradation this was one of the poorest tribute albums I have ever heard, it simply buchered any good thing about Clifford Brown's original music, it turned Brown's music into pop latin jazz, how Scott Yanow gave this 4.5 stars at Allmusic.com, I don't know, I got it for $2, I hated it so much that I threw it away.

Geoffrey Balasoglou, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...
If jazz is so great why is it selling so poorly? The latest record industry reports show it's dying rapidly in terms of sales. I know the standard response is that commercial success does not equal artistic merit, but if something is so good and thus offers so much pleasure, why is the public is denying itself of it?
I can't remember a single jazz piece I've ever heard, and I've heard plenty. The music simply doesn't stick. It takes a strong knowledge of scales and manual dexterity to play, but does that make it great? I always thought the point of any genre of music was to entertain and move the listener, not merely play gymnastics on its instruments.
I know jazz lovers will say I'm "ignorant" or "simply don't understand" the genre. However, I used to DJ for several years at various stations, both college and professional, in classical, jazz, and rock. While rock is my favorite by far ("aha!" say the jazz lovers..."he's just a simplistic musical and cultural lowbrow!" I can see their arrogant smirks already.) I can also truly say I liked and remembered classical pieces I played. I can't say that for jazz.

, Saturday, 5 October 2002 10:46 (twenty-two years ago)

when there was more dancing or swinging whatever to jazz as space age bach etc it sold more had thousands of musos often derivative as usual millions more fans with more money and time -- the hippy/ beatnik crossover market was where the actual money was, so there were lots of musically competent but necessarily unimaginative crossover artists -- since these cats turn up more often in garage sales for a variety of reasons jazz plural gets a bad rap

the good jazz will seldom leave collections, the collectors not dead yet, the economics sending a false message to the industry, the first industry to champion independant labels, those labels dead, that exploratory one-off material in private hands, dance music mistakenly equated with jazz, and on down ..

george gosset (gegoss), Saturday, 5 October 2002 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone like Clarke Terry, either you haven't heard of him or you think he's incredible.

Clark Terry is incredible, and deserves to get a lot more recognition than he has. His phrasing, especially, is just out of this world -- next to his fluidity and wit, almost every other straightahead trumpet player sounds stiff and foursquare by comparison: I really don't know how he gets so many different articulations and shadings out of his horn -- which is probably why I'm so impressed by him, as his "skill set" (ugh) is so strong in the areas in which I'm weakest. He seemed like a really nice guy when I met him.

Wish I could recommend an album, but mostly I've seen him live -- he used to play a lot around where I grew up. I remember the record he did with Oscar Peterson as being fun.

Phil (phil), Saturday, 5 October 2002 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Saying you "don't understand" the genre isn't a knock on your intelligence or anything like that, but I think it honestly is a music that takes a while to be able to appreciate and 'hear' on different levels. I've been listening to it and playing it for years and even things I really enjoyed listening to 5 years ago can sound very different now, just because I listen for different things in the music.

Jazz is about improvisation. It has hundreds of great melodies, but (to generalize of course) it's about taking a song form and extending and improvising on it, making it your own. It's about group interplay and being in the moment and swinging, which is hard as hell to do with cofidence and maturity (yes i know it doesn't have to swing to be jazz blah blah blah, i like free jazz too). The 'point' at all times is to say something personal and emotional and to have a musical conversation, and anyone who is focusing on playing 'musical gymnastics on their instrument is doing it wrong (although yes I think it does take a much higher base of technique than a lot of other styles, partly because you have to be ready to play anything, not just something you wrote).

I think part of it not 'sticking' for a lot of people who hear jazz today is because it's so culturally out of context now. For instance, in the 50s most people might have actually known the pop tune that Miles Davis would be playing with his quintet, taking the melody and chords and turning it into something new. Also, I think it takes a bit of time for one's ears to adjust to hearing walking basslines giving the chord progression, and to hearing harmonic progressions that aren't found in any rock music.

I really couldn't care less whether you like jazz or not, but the music has so much weird baggage in our culture now that's perfectly evident in what you said (that it's an 'intellectual' music and that jazz fans are snobs, that it's all wanking), and I think a lot of people have misconceptions about it (that I probably didn't do a very good job of clearing up).

Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 5 October 2002 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Jordan,

Thanks for your response. I understand what you're getting atbut I don't understand the appeal of jazz in general. I don't think the public does either as reflected in its sales as of late. Perhaps it's because, as you say, the players' aren't having a "musical conversation" that's really appealling. They're using scales like some writers use vocabulary:to show off style when there's little substance.
With any musical genre I want something that will move me or have me humming. Jazz doesn't give me that at all. It moves frantically without really taking me anywhere. I also don't like the intellectual pretentiousness of some of its followers, especially with regard to rock fans. I don't understand the appeal of country or rap either (though unlike jazz those genres sell), but I wouldn't degrade their fans. Could that be part of why jazz is now "culturally out of context"? Instead of trying to be new and fun it's just missed the boat?
Anyway, interesting chatting with you.

, Thursday, 10 October 2002 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)


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