Lil B meme that is most instrumental in his becoming a viral internet sensation

hoes on my dick cause i look like jk rowling

probably 'cooking' tho

other: embracing people wondering about homosexuality and playing on it

ya #hoesonmydickcus or whatever was a nationally trending topic but i dont know how much that turned people on to lil b. he really exploded after cooking came out though

i would say it happened somewhere b/w "hoes on my dick" and cooking but i'm gonna vote for the former

i liked that based god commercial first. one of yall must have posted it way back so i thought he was some kind of dope charismatic spoken word person, put it on a mixtape etc., so now i dont feel like im in step with what he's about (the music i have listened to so randomly, i couldnt whistle 'hoes on my dick') but i knew he was gonna blow up

let that man cook!

seems like cooking didn't really take off until he was already on v.i.s. status

went w/ based

tho hoes on my d is v impt.

his 100+ myspaces with based freestyles were probably most important for him having a fanbase in the first place for other things to jump off of, but i see u r all abt reducing him to memes.

based is the best answer here

yeah sure i'm doing the reducing

u do not like dude correct?

u & m@tt spent like 60 posts shitting on dude before he was big enough that u wld start this thread, correct?

so this thread is in bad faith & borne out of u being butthurt, correct? or do u think these memes are of value or interest hence u started a thread

definitely heaux on my deek

zvook you notice how some of b's biggest fans on the board didn't get all mad about this thread and kinda played along?

that's bc it's a sly POLL to scratch ur gutless passive-aggressive itch. there are threads on the board right now abt lil b, e-40, cassidy, buckwild, odd future and yet here u are doing ur thing. even trying to get some semblance of what your prob was with B originally had to be dragged out of u with a chainsaw. i live in hope that u will one day come correct and say what u actually think abt things/

there's a thread about Cassidy? i didn't see that, should go look for that, i used to stan for his 2nd album somewhat.

seriously though dude have you ever exhibited any kind of sense of humor about anything? there's no nice way to say this, but i say it with no ill will: lighten the fuck up. you come off like a huge wet blanket 100% of the time.

lol currency not cassidy!

i will immediately lighten up and make neg threads abt things that bug me, but crafted so that i don't have to articulate shit abt it and calculated to get supportive replies that make me feel better.

i guess i should "keep it positive" since lil b will inevitably start posting here and i don't want this to be seen as a mean-spirited ilx meta thread huh

sorry to bring so many bad vibes to ilm, i'm gonna go frolic in the peaceful meadow that is the Cee-Lo thread

again, there's a lil b thread where u can air out yr "issues"

altho maybe they have a "no haters" policy idk

if lil b ever posts to ilm i will likely pass out

i'm pretty sure lil b already posts here

his username is just private and secrete

he already commented on your blog, jordan, right? big deal.

i had this convo a few years ago when i somewhat inadvertantly started a clusterfuck about the teenpop thread on a diff't thread, but i think in a weird way it's better to do that than to deliberately invade a good times clubhouse thread and derail it from the inside, some may disagree. also i like when people make their opinions known here briefly and humorously and perhaps obliquely, i'd never yell at rtc that he needs to articulate all his feelings in well structured paragraphs.

it would not be the act of lil b posting, it's what he would potentially post

I really like Lil B but I don't see this thread as some sort of passive aggressive attack on him. In fact, I'm sure if we sat him down for an interview he'd be happy to talk about all his memes, internet sensations, viral marketing, etc. His self-awareness is perhaps his definitive quality. I think cooking is gonna be the breakthrough moment for him, but I voted hoes on my dick cuz it's so hilarious and ingenious in its own way.

hoes on my dick cuz I post like l0u1s jagg3r

i thought this was a completely in character & fun shipley poll thread, only diss was the poll option about 'secrete'

i could actually see this cooking song becoming a legitimate mainstream hit single

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rag0RptDups

a very rare poll option, i might add

uh some dude's already said the thread was a passive-aggressive diss & made a decent defense of it as such, altho maybe in that case the title needs a (HATERS ONLY, NO WET BLANKETS) addendum

zvookster nobody cares

yo that song is awesome!

& hilarious

anyone got an mp3?

i'm cookin' in the kitchen, mac and cheese with the chicken
you cookin' like a bitch, man you only makin biscuits

http://limelinx.com/files/bd4ec7aa5b92465cf5ae92bed5ae9e9c

thanks

haha this song is amazing

hoes on my dick cause i look like a spatula

zvookster nobody cares

― / (The Brainwasher), Sunday, August 29, 2010

lol this "i'm with everybody else & ur not" is always a dick move even if ur right, which u r, because it's not a thread for wet blanket opposition to the premise.

i love the fake jada "a-ha!"s

lol this "i'm with everybody else & ur not" is always a dick move even if ur right, which u r, because it's not a thread for wet blanket opposition to the premise.

― k'naamean (zvookster), Sunday, August 29, 2010 7:34 PM (15 seconds ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7s2k5sdd21qbjfl1o1_500.gif

The premise is that Lil B is becoming a viral internet sensation? Whether you like Lil B or not its hard to refute that. I just don't see how the premise/poll insults Lil B. I'm sure if he saw this he would tweet about it all caps five times and be very proud.

brainwasher, i have a feeling u get like that a lot. mfb, some dude can explain the premise if he wishes. i am sufficiently unwelcome itt @ this point!

you're deejing too much

i'm cookin' in the kitchen, mac and cheese with the chicken
you cookin' like a bitch, man you only makin biscuits

take that back xp

yeah but he made an entire meal whereas his opponent only made a side dish.

obv who the master chef is

haha zvook you on this thread is exactly what i'd be if i came onto the lil b thread trying to make people articulate their opinions instead of posting "cook! swag! swag! cook!" over and over

pot! knife! fork! swag! cook! cut! pot! swag! knife! chop!

post! quote! swag! swag! xpost! img bomb! swag! thread!

looool

zvook,

i guess i thought i was more trying to discuss what i felt he was lacking IMO, but i do find him interesting and i do think he is talented.

i didn't know i had made u so mad abt it, sorry, that was a while back and now i don't feel that strongly about lil' b anymore....

but yeah i guess i was more in the spirit of discussion, tho maybe more down the thread i got a little tired of everyone jizzing over every little thing dude says...

but either way...sorry i wasn't trying to take a based shit on the secrete cooking parade

fwiw on twitter lil' b said something about how ppl didn't understand his message and i twittered back that maybe it's cuz his message is so muddled and he ended up following me after that, so i guess he's open to criticism

he followed me after i mentioned him in passing in a totally neutral way -- he's just a social networking robot playing 'the game'

@m@tt only thing that made me mad in that was the "if he wasn't rapping abt x y or z, he wld be shitted on in the swag thread", a dubious claim & he already had been! other stuff i just disagreed with to varying extents. i really haven't been checking for him much this year so feel like the cooking parade belongs to other ppl who are too busy being glib/shooting protesters to care.

@shiplo i have tried to talk him into a future concept album w/ Jay Elect abt Nikola Tesla and he hasn't followed me (nor i him) SO YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR

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i have tried to talk him into a future concept album w/ Jay Elect abt Nikola Tesla

I didn't vote (or read this thread) but the correct answer is cooking.

Also, you forgot his first amd original meme, 75 myspace pages.

it's what the world needs to hear

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C4l21faYUmw/S6o4TWAbxsI/AAAAAAAAALE/gU2RqNpR4JY/s1600/00.+Jay+Electronica+-+Exhibit+A+%28Transformations%29+EP+%282009%29.jpg

vs.

http://www.basedworld.com/?p=766

b actually reached out to elect: "yo i heard u like nikki t let's work together". but it was before the world knew his name and jay never replied ;_; so we put our heads together and he worked with pink dollaz instead.

http://www.sfbg.com/2010/09/07/man-behind-meme

oh noes they used the word 'meme' in relation to lil b, you gonna picket the san francisco bay guardian's offices zvook?

lol we've had our differences but i never realized u were dumb before

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc26chmBwx1qdxqlzo1_100.gif

who r u talking to

& why karina

post above mine which addresses me

karina suits epiphany

If I were to try to capture the totality of contemporary late-capitalist American culture in one phrase, I’m not sure I could do better than Lil B’s line “Hoes on my dick cuz I look like Miley Cyrus.” As Deleuze and Guattari wrote in Anti-Oedipus, “Better a schizophrenic on a walk than a neurotic on a couch.” Lil B is perhaps the schizoid answer to an artist like Eminem, whose maternally fixed rhymes I always imagine flowing unimpeded from an analyst’s couch. Instead of fleeing from the multiplicity of imposed subjectivities and/or/by projecting them onto others, Lil B becomes a fag, a dyke, the president, a bitch, Jesus.

There’s a point in David Lipsky’s account of his trip covering David Foster Wallace for Rolling Stone, Although Of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself, where Wallace questions whether realist narratives can even come close to describing contemporary American life due to the changes the media environment Bifo describes. Lipsky argues for Tolstoy’s enduring realism, and Wallace’s response gets close to describing Bifo’s idea of corpo-mente mutation, “Yeah, but life now is completely different than the way it was then. Does your life approach anything like a linear narrative? I’m talking about the way it feels, how our nervous system feels.” In rap, the realist narratives that groups like N.W.A. used to tell the mostly untold stories of the Reagan-era American ghettos no longer seem capable of describing contemporary ife. Whether it’s Kid Cudi’s surreal dreamscapes, Lil Wayne’s ADD linguistic acrobatics or undigested product promotion from the Billboard flavor of the month, post-realist rap dominates the airwaves. Lil B goes a step further by plunging into the infosphere and rolling around, semiotic fragments sticking to his clothes like burs.

;_; world

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs029.snc1/3181_1132460545591_1049580567_30603186_2411356_n.jpg

ikr

ethered by zvookster gif post 3 months later -- boy is my face red

esprit d'escalier brah

i had something really good at two months, but i knew i could do better

perfectionism is overrated, should just flood the market based god style

surely 'based' is the true winner for spawning 47 different shitty display names

just doing my bit, gov

based god on a true based god story based god

that was my hateful parody of the form in case you couldn't tell

Come on, isn't the answer clearly BASED?

based god fucked my bitch

sorry bro :(

semiotic fragments sticking to his clothes like burs

hoes on my dick cos i look like some dude

I feel like b'rang-dang is an underrated lil b meme

i've never heard of it (not saying i want to know though)

i don't even know what that is

i mean i've heard him say it a few times but i don't think it's a meme at all, let alone an underrated one

bangk'rangdang is all over the pack tapes & albums as an adlib

i don't listen to pack stuff as much but he says all over his solo stuff