Most Pretentious Rap Album Titles

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It seems like when rap artists taste a little bit of success their album titles often go from innocent to apocalyptic, pretentious OTT theatrical. ITT we list the worst offenders from rap artists (note I'm not saying 'bad', but just 'most pretentious').

Example would be: Busta Rhymes - "E.L.E. (Extinction Level Event): The Final World Front"

Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 13:23 (fifteen years ago)

Jay-Z - The Blueprint 2: The Gift And The Curse

morbetoragus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 13:26 (fifteen years ago)

though pretty sure it's gonna be impossible to top:

Divine Styler - Spiral Walls Containing Autumns of Light

morbetoragus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 13:27 (fifteen years ago)

or, essentially, the entire PM catalog

• Of the Heart, of the Soul and of the Cross: The Utopian Experience
• The Bliss Album…?
• Jesus Wept
• Dearest Christian, I'm So Very Sorry for Bringing You Here. Love, Dad

morbetoragus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 13:28 (fifteen years ago)

not taht offensively pretentious but hey -

Leaders of The New School - TIME (The Inner Mind's Eye)

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 13:28 (fifteen years ago)

wau @ the PM catalog

Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 13:30 (fifteen years ago)

Various Anticon Presents: Music For The Advancement Of Hip Hop

srahell (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 13:30 (fifteen years ago)

Before anybody starts dropping PE titles can I ask them to fuck off?

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 13:31 (fifteen years ago)

Noted.

Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 13:32 (fifteen years ago)

Pretentious album titles are easier to google than "HI THIS IS MY NEW JOINT" btw

Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 13:32 (fifteen years ago)

The Psycho-Social, Chemical, Biological & Electro-Magnetic Manipulation of Human Consciousness

ciderpress, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 13:36 (fifteen years ago)

Jay-Z's Volume 3 full-title

Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

Big Boi - Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)

De La Soul - Art Official Intelligence: Mosaic Thump

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)

Kid Cudi - Man on the Moon: The End of Day

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)

Prefuse 73 - Vocal Studies + Uprock Narratives

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:21 (fifteen years ago)

anything with a colon and a subtitle is fair game, i guess

i'm gonna suggest Hell Hath No Fury, especially because i feel like they just wanted to use an intense-sounding phrase without thinking about how it might imply that they're women

some dude, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:27 (fifteen years ago)

Tical 2000: Judgement Day

ground zero μ-Ziq (kkvgz), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:28 (fifteen years ago)

"HI THIS IS MY NEW JOINT"

Good title!

Olde Executioner 8hundo (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:45 (fifteen years ago)

DMX - Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood

whyte mayne (corey), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:47 (fifteen years ago)

Sage Francis - Li(f)e

Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:50 (fifteen years ago)

good one

Parenthetical Grillz, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)

Reachin' (A New Refutation of Time and Space)

Parenthetical Grillz, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)

People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm

ground zero μ-Ziq (kkvgz), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha @ that sage francis one

i feed these skreets (tpp), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:17 (fifteen years ago)

lol so many colons in these titles

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:20 (fifteen years ago)

Edutainment was always a bit up itself tbh

Shit Cat and Party (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:24 (fifteen years ago)

Organized Konfusion - Stress (The Extinction Agenda)

Boogiemonsters - Riders of the Storm (The Underwater Album)

You know, Caps... Jimmy Hats, Gloves, McRibs, Slee (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

also first thing i thought of was that divine styler that WGW posted

You know, Caps... Jimmy Hats, Gloves, McRibs, Slee (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:26 (fifteen years ago)

A lot of these sound like they were written by the same guy. I wonder if labels just have in-house pretentious title copy writers or something.

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

public enemy - it takes a nation of millions to hold us back

You know, Caps... Jimmy Hats, Gloves, McRibs, Slee (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

(sorry noodle)

You know, Caps... Jimmy Hats, Gloves, McRibs, Slee (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

Imagine is Morrissey was a rapper.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)

duh...
s/is/if/

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)

various artists - america is dying slowly

You know, Caps... Jimmy Hats, Gloves, McRibs, Slee (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)

xxxp

TBH that's one of the least pretentious titles you could've picked

Shit Cat and Party (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)

muse sick in hour mess age?

You know, Caps... Jimmy Hats, Gloves, McRibs, Slee (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

Public Enemy - Muse Sick In Hour Mess Age

GODDAMMIT XPOST

Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)

How You Sell Soul to a Soulless People Who Sold Their Soul? was over-egging it a bit

Shit Cat and Party (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:35 (fifteen years ago)

bdp - ghetto music: the blueprint of hip-hop

You know, Caps... Jimmy Hats, Gloves, McRibs, Slee (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:38 (fifteen years ago)

Forthcoming:

Pharoahe Monch - W.A.R. (We are Renegades)

Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)

q-tip - kamaal/the abstract

You know, Caps... Jimmy Hats, Gloves, McRibs, Slee (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:41 (fifteen years ago)

Acronyms vs. Colons vs. Titles with "Theory"

Olde Executioner 8hundo (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:41 (fifteen years ago)

vs. Parenthesis

You know, Caps... Jimmy Hats, Gloves, McRibs, Slee (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

important thread: worst Public Enemy album title

some dude, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:47 (fifteen years ago)

xp: vs. biblical shit and self-mythologizing

It Was Written

ground zero μ-Ziq (kkvgz), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 15:49 (fifteen years ago)

Black Milk - Album of the Year

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Album_of_the_Year_(Black_Milk_album)

Indexed, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

that's a dope title

morbetoragus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

i mean can i just
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/3142/77242776.jpg

morbetoragus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

public enemy - it takes a nation of millions to hold us back

― You know, Caps... Jimmy Hats, Gloves, McRibs, Slee (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 16:29 (2 hours ago)

that's one the best album titles, and i'm not even a huge fan of public enemy

if 'us' = pe then at worst it's front
if 'us' = black militancy generally, not remotely pretentious

srahell (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)

yeah it's an awesome title and awesome album, still pretentious tho

You know, Caps... Jimmy Hats, Gloves, McRibs, Slee (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)

Black Eyed Peas - The E.N.D. (Energy Never Dies)

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

Ice Cube War And Peace Volumes 1 & 2

I brake for breaks (lpz), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)

^^^^^^^ also qualify for "albums which proved artist was in an irreversible sucky decline"

Bo Jackson Cruise Control (San Te), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)

the original title of the 1998 eponymous/untitled album by Nas

Baluchistan of Landscape Avocado (Pillbox), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)

..er 2008

Baluchistan of Landscape Avocado (Pillbox), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)

2Pacalypse Now
The Don Killuminati: The Seven Day Theory

I brake for breaks (lpz), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)

i'm gonna suggest Hell Hath No Fury, especially because i feel like they just wanted to use an intense-sounding phrase without thinking about how it might imply that they're women

― some dude, Wednesday, September 8, 2010 3:27 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

yesssssssss i have thought about this like once a month for 2 years

friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

a woman zorned

srahell (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

wu-tang forever is just unimaginative

lieutenant jimmy john (kelpolaris), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

LL Cool J - G.O.A.T.: The Greatest of All Time

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

man, the next thing you know LL will say he's the best rapper in the history of rap itself!

i sit alone in my three-cornered hat staring at candles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

God's Son

rock n roll individual (The Reverend), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

without thinking about how it might imply that they're women

― some dude, Wednesday, September 8, 2010 3:27 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

like seriously i even did some fuckin mental gymnastics to convince myself that by alluding to scorned women it was a paltry acknowledgement of their wax misogyny and some kind of hint at eventual retribution THIS IS HOW HARD I STANNEDECORD

friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 22:29 (fifteen years ago)

*THIS IS HOW HARD I STANNED FOR THAT RECORD

MFERS AINT KNOW

friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 22:30 (fifteen years ago)


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