Children's Choirs In Pop

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Is this a scientific Rule Of Pop? "NO TOP 40 SINGLE WITH A CHILDREN'S CHOIR ON IT CAN BE GOOD". Help me test it, Trigger Scientists!

Tom, Tuesday, 7 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Hmm...

"We Don't Need Another Hero" - Tina Turner

"You Can't Always Get What You Want" - Rolling Stones

"Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)" - Pink Floyd

"Ooh! Stick You!" - Daphne and Celeste

"I'm Free" - Kenny Loggins

I've now forgotten if I was supporting or refuting the assertion.

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 7 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-five years ago)

you left out 'we belong' by pat benatar, although i'm not sure if that's supporting or refuting ...

hey, what about 'you can't always get what you want'? or was that ruined by BIG CHILL nostalgia?

maura, Tuesday, 7 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Where are the children's choir on "Ooh! Stick You!". Does a bunch of children constitute a choir?

YCAGWYW is suet-y homily pop, made worse by the fact that the Stones circa. 1970 could always have got pretty much anything they wanted. It is funny when you're drunk, though, but not as funny as "I Don't Know Where It Comes From" by Ride.

Tom, Tuesday, 7 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Bloodflow, by Smog.

Sterling Clover, Tuesday, 7 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-five years ago)

i don't know if they were top 40 (they certainly weren't over here) or even singles for that matter but the "hang the dj" chorus of "panic" and the "in the next world" bit in "death of a disco dancer" are two supreme smiths moments.

sundar subramanian, Wednesday, 8 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Re. Smog: Also "Hit the Ground Running" which is just as good. But note Top 40 caveat. Those two are probably the best use of a kids' choir I've heard on record.

Re. "Panic" - it was Top 20 here. But is that a children's choir or a load of people shouting?

Tom, Wednesday, 8 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Oh come on!!! Keith West's 'Excerpt From A Teenage Opera' aka 'Grocer Jack' is one of the finest records ever made, the children's choir being a key element in it, and indeed a lot of toytown psyche.

My first post. What fun.

harvey williams, Thursday, 9 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-five years ago)

"Happiness Is Easy" - Talk Talk. Was that a single? Not some bunch of angelic besmocked trebles on that, more a rabble of London schoolkids mumbling something about "sea of Galilee".

Good, anyway.

Michael Jones, Thursday, 9 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-five years ago)

forgive me for even bringing this up, but doesn't Mike and the Mechanics' godawful "the living years" have a children's choir?

L-Bone, Thursday, 9 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Anything involving the children is godawful, except The Sixth Sense. Next!

Ally, Thursday, 9 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Panic: Yes, that was a bunch of kids chanting 'Hang The DJ' chorus.

Death Of A Disco Dancer: That was Morrissey's vocals speeded up (used on Bigmouth Strikes Again) too.....didn't ever think it sounded like children!

R.S. Rediffusion, Friday, 10 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Do samples count? If they do, I submit Jay-Z's "Hard Knock Life" as an example of Hell on Earth.

Dan Perry, Friday, 10 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Well, what about a single child singing? Does that count? Then ask Andy Partridge about XTC's "Dear God". Personally, I think its a bit overly dramatic, but then again, if music can't be drama then I'm hosed...

Tim Baier, Friday, 10 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Harvey: are you the erstwhile Trembling Blue Star as I suspect? "Excerpt From A Teenage Opera" is poignant in the context of its time, a rueful farewell to Old England, but not really a great single unless you're an absolute retro-maniac. For the rest of us, it's an enjoyable relic, the epitome of Britain's childlike, nostalgic pop-psych.

Phil Paterson: Yes, I know it's you. Strange how we cannot go anywhere without encountering each other!

"Dear God": Someone on Usenet said recently that the kid singing the intro is a "mid-80s Harry Potter". No he isn't; you can listen to it without wanting to punch the smug little 50s throwback, for a start :).

Robin Carmody, Saturday, 11 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Well, the name and the e-mail was only a dead giveaway wasn't it?

It's your fault for linking here and my fault for being awfully bored.

R.S. Rediffusion, Saturday, 11 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Ah, but most people who post here would have no idea of what Rediffusion was, so at least you're teaching them that :).

I couldn't fail to link to Freaky Trigger because I wrote some of it :). It's writing this amount of stuff that keeps me from being "awfully bored" ...

Robin Carmody, Sunday, 12 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-five years ago)

'S true - I don't think the missionary work will last for more than one second though.

I might as well use the real name now :)

Phil Paterson, Sunday, 12 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-five years ago)

"Dear God" is the worst idea in the history of music, executed poorly.

Kris.

Kris P., Sunday, 12 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Ah, someone who has posted here once guessed, in an email to me, exactly what Associated-Rediffusion aspired to merely on my *description* of the A-R March, without having even heard it! But I'm staying quiet if he is ...

Oh and Phil, will you ever update your blog again :) ?

And "Dear God": no Kris, it's wonderful, though it should really be called "Dear Human Race", because it isn't asking anything of God, rather it's asking the rest of humanity why they continue to fool and delude themselves that God can save them. It's a redemptive, brilliant song.

Robin Carmody, Friday, 17 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Somebody spoke about the A-R March?.....

The blog? Ohhhh, I don't have the time, I'm afraid. I'm too busy working on a secret project which should land me with a nice job in sunny N. Ireland. But don't tell anyone yet.

Phil Paterson, Friday, 17 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-five years ago)

"Dear God":

It's a good song, I think. Is it the end-all, be-all of childrens' choir songs? Absolutely not. It's kind of the epitome of the overrated song. I'm not saying it's bad; merely that it isn't as good as everyone says it is. That type of rapture should be reserved for songs like "We Don't Need Another Hero", which, if it weren't for dome unfortunate lyric choices, would be recognized s brilliant by every right-thinking individual on the planet.

BTW, that is an honest opinion and not a blatant attempt to generate controversial discussion.

Dan Perry, Saturday, 18 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Someone who has posted here grasped what A-R were trying to do purely on my description of the march, yes. But I can say no more ...

Dan, I've loved the unloved many times, and struggled to explain it. That said, I just can't work out how anyone could see anything in "We Don't Need Another Hero" which *evokes* something horrible to me (even above sounding pretty horrible in itself).

Oh and "Dear God" (which Partridge considered substandard enough that he insisted it was only released as a B-side, though it was added to later pressings of "Skylarking") isn't a children's choir song; it's one young boy. That's the difference between the two songs; "Dear God" recognises the individuality and diversity of humanity, while "...Hero" assumes that we're all the same, pompously attempting to unite us all.

Robin Carmody, Saturday, 18 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-five years ago)

three months pass...
I'm pretty sure it wasn't a single, but 'Bow Down' by the Housemartins is a quite extraordinary song, and features the legendary St Winifreds school choir.

Ally C, Tuesday, 13 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two months pass...
Oh, great call. Maybe it *was* a 45? Not sure. It *is* great, like Cookie says, and the choir is part of why it's great. The choir adds to the Smithsiness. So a general proposition: use choirs on protest songs if you want that Smithsy effect.

I was going to mention 'The Living Years' too. I like that record.

the pinefox, Sunday, 10 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mentioned this on another thread somewhere, but DJ Force & Evolution's 'Lost It' which samples the kids on the Lost Boys soundtrack.

'thou shall not fall'...

gareth, Sunday, 10 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought the 'boy' on "Dear God" was actually a girl (Jasmine Veillete, I think her name was), no? Some good lyrics, but I think the song tries to take on too weighty a subject with too little time. At least it's better than that awful Joan Osbourne song of a few years back. Anyway, I prefer Matching Mole's "God Song" for this kind of song...

Joe, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not quite on-topic, but Jon Anderson of YES got his kid to sing a vers on "Circus of Heaven" (yes, I know) from their "Tormato" album. To the best of my knowledge, this is the worst bit, from the worst song, from the worst album from Yes' entire recorded output. You may only imagine how bad it it. I've actually heard it (shudders)

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Norman Fay, Saturday, 16 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Listened to earlier today: the kids shouting on, erm, "Who Don't Like Kids" by Sparks.

Robin Carmody, Saturday, 16 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Norman Fay wrote: Not quite on-topic, but Jon Anderson of YES got his kid to sing a vers on "Circus of Heaven" (yes, I know) from their "Tormato" album. To the best of my knowledge, this is the worst bit, from the worst song, from the worst album from Yes' entire recorded output. You may only imagine how bad it it. I've actually heard it (shudders).

Two further footnotes on this: a) Damian Anderson (note that his first name is 'Damian'-- coincidence? :) ) later blossomed into a young adult who tried to make it as a rap artist. He released the CD single 'Close To the Hype' (or 'Close 2 the Hype', depending on how much you can take of this), recorded with his dad. This is unquestionably *far* more awful than the already awful "Circus of Heaven" (though also, I must begrudgingly admit, far more unintentionally entertaining to listen to). Plus, I have a soft spot for it because I found 3 copies of it for cheap here in Seattle and sold them on eBay for a lot of money. :) True, Tormato is the worst Yes album that 'counts' (i.e. the albums they made in the 70s); but they've managed far worse overall. As a long-time fan of the band, I can categorically declare OPEN YOUR EYES (1997) is easily the worst album they've ever made.

b) The 'children's choir' is somewhat of a trademark for Jon Anderson's solo work. You can find on nearly every solo album he's ever released a chorus of little lads and laddies mewling away at some point. I wish he'd find a better trademark...

Joe, Saturday, 16 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Damian Anderson/Close 2 the Hype: I NOW MUST HEAR THIS RECORD NOW I SAY

mark s, Saturday, 16 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mark S: it's on sale in Red Records across t'road from Brixton tube, where I got my copy. It IS good.

Not of course a top 40 single or even a single, but we can't not mention "Berlin" by Lou Reed.

Marcello Carlin, Saturday, 16 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

For all you ABBA fans, let us not forget 'I Have a Dream'- number 2 with a bullet, Chrimbo 1979.

Missus Mo, Sunday, 17 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Martika.
That song was terrible.

tarden, Sunday, 17 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

four years pass...
Family Portrait by Pink

Toby Petty, Thursday, 13 April 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

Blue Oyster Cult, "The Golden Age Of Leather"

hank (hank s), Thursday, 13 April 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

nine months pass...
Listen to Space Oddity at least.

http://returntotaste.multiply.com/music/item/123

David V (grammy), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

Ray Steven - Everything Is Beautiful

So there you go.

Hideous Lump (Hideous Lump), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 05:01 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

God, this song plays in the trailer for "Legend of the Guardians" which gets screened at every movie I go to these days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMX3qv1N37s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8RKCmkOyB4

kkvgz, Sunday, 4 July 2010 11:13 (fifteen years ago)

Also, P.O.D. "Youth of the Nation".

kkvgz, Sunday, 4 July 2010 11:17 (fifteen years ago)

wanted to rename this thread "goddamn children's choirs in the choruses of things".

kkvgz, Sunday, 4 July 2010 11:34 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

Can we expand this to other kinds of choirs (e.g., "I Want to Know What Love Is")?

The Freewheelin' Rebecca Black (Eazy), Monday, 15 August 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

Three in the spring of '91!

Rick Astley - Cry For Help
Luther Vandross - Power of Love/Love Power
Gloria Estefan - Coming Out of the Dar,

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 August 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

*Dark

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 August 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Aeroplane"

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 15 August 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

Has anyone mentioned that Carly Simon song from Working Girl? Let the River Run or sthg?

it was pleasant and delightful, just like (La Lechera), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

Has anyone mentioned that that isn't a childrens choir on "You Can't Always Get What You Want" Rolling Stones

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 08:21 (fourteen years ago)

However, Komar and Melamid's "Most Unwanted Song" contains...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHtIXnBgTQ8

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 08:24 (fourteen years ago)

We Don't Need Another Hero" - Tina Turner

This was the first one I thought of and the more I think about it the more I think it is by far the best.

Even better, if this is true:

In 1985, as a 13-year-old chorister in the King's House School choir, Dallaglio and 20 other choristers sang backing vocals on the song "We Don't Need Another Hero" by Tina Turner. This only became known in 2005, when the Musicians' Union, having realised that the choristers had not been paid royalties on the record, attempted to track them down.

Mark G, if there isn't a children's choir on "You Can't Always Get What You Want" what is it? Jagger speeded up???

Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:08 (fourteen years ago)

Wikipedia says it was the London Bach Choir:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Can't_Always_Get_What_You_Want#The_song

groovypanda, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:14 (fourteen years ago)

Yes.

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:14 (fourteen years ago)

Worked really well when Harry Nilsson used a boys choir on the "Knnillssonn" album

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 10:24 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

"Excerpt From A Teenage Opera" is poignant in the context of its time, a rueful farewell to Old England, but not really a great single unless you're an absolute retro-maniac. For the rest of us, it's an enjoyable relic, the epitome of Britain's childlike, nostalgic pop-psych.

nonsense. it's a fantastic song, full stop

NI, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

two years pass...

Alone Together by Fall Out Boy. Not sure how I feel about this one.

I think what this reminds me of most are 80s horror movie soundtracks.

how's life, Friday, 13 September 2013 11:11 (twelve years ago)

five years pass...

I Shall Love 2 on the new Julia Holter album Aviary. Great poppy song on a monumental experimental album.

Ich bin kein Berliner (alex in mainhattan), Saturday, 17 November 2018 18:58 (seven years ago)

the end of "the real thing" parts 1 and 2 by russell morris has a children's chorus. a NAZI children's chorus.

dub pilates (rushomancy), Saturday, 17 November 2018 19:00 (seven years ago)


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