Taking Sides: Slo-mo the Rapping Retard vs The Mighty MC Hawking

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Taking Sides: Slo-mo the Rapping Retard vs The Mighty MC Hawking
Robot voice box or unintelligible burbling? Which do you prefer?

Lord Custos III, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

New "tastelessly picking on hip-hops Special Ed Students" answers please.

Lord Custos III, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd go with the mighty mc hawking - he really makes you think.

dyson, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Mc Hawking is deep.

Mr Noodles, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Get with the program

Lynskey, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

So...not even a single vote for Slo-Mo? Not even one person will come out and say that MC Hawking is "pretentious" or comparing him to Sting or something like that?
Subthread: If MC Hawking == the Sting of "Crip-Hop" then obviously Slo-mo == the _________ of "Crip-Hop"

Lord Custos III, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Those who would call call MC Hawking pretensious just dont understand the message that hes preaching. Hawking is like a prophet to the new age of rap.

yo.

mr noodles, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Hawking is just about the only talent left in rap right now. Retards are everywhere. What's the big deal about another one, besides... Wesley Willis kinda cornered the market a few years back.

maria, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I *myself* am not implying that MC Hawking was "pretentious", ergo why I keep putting quotes around the word. I kinda assumed somebody else would. I'm actually a fan. And I think mister noodles hit it right on the head when he said:
Those who would call call MC Hawking pretensious just dont understand the message that hes preaching. Hawking is like a prophet to the new age of rap.
Yep, now that
     * Chuck D hasn't put out anything of relevance in nearly a decade
     * Ice-T still hasn't lived down wearing that Kangaroo costume
     * KRS-1 has essentially morphed into Oliver Stone with a Tan.
     * And worst of all nobody even remembers Arrested Development or DHH or PM Dawn....
I guess MC Hawking might be the only thing left.

Lord Custos III, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, okay, okay...Busta Rhymes is fun...but he doesn't have rocket launchers on HIS wheelchair.

Lord Custos III, Thursday, 15 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

black people = white people with tans

simon trife (simon_tr), Monday, 19 August 2002 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmm. How do asians and aborigines fir into your theory?

Lord Custos Alpha (Lord Custos Alpha), Monday, 19 August 2002 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...
ha ha

s trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 20 November 2002 10:15 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...
i just listened to mc hawking's "why won't jesse helms just hurry up and die?"

...and i died.

tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 30 April 2005 04:00 (twenty years ago)


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