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Captain Beefheart - Clear Spot POLL

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Perhaps the most accesible Beefheart album, at least it's the only one I can play straight to my friends without complaints. It's my personal favorite and maybe it's an unpopular opinion but I think it is Zoot Horn Rollo's finest hour.
No thread, poll or enough heaps of love thrown its way so here it is, the clear spot poll & thread. What you say, ILM?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Big Eyed Beans from Venus 10
Clear Spot 8
Her Eyes Are A Blue Million Miles 5
Circumstances 3
Long Neck Bottles 2
Low Yo Yo Stuff 2
Sun Zoom Spark 2
My Head Is My Only House Unless It Rains 2
Too Much Time 1
Nowadays a Woman's Gotta Hit a Man 1
Crazy Little Thing 0
Golden Birdies 0


― Moka, Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

Got to be "Big Eyed Beans...."

― Duke, Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:28 (sixteen years ago)

almost every track is great but have gone for 'clear spot'

― nonightsweats, Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

Her Eyes Are a Blue Million Miles are why I bought the album.

― filthy dylan, Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

beans

― having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Sunday, 26 September 2010 21:25 (sixteen years ago)

Low Yo Yo Stuff - the opening 10 seconds made me sit up and take notice the first time I heard it. Big Eyed Beans tries to hard for me to like it.

― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 26 September 2010 21:32 (sixteen years ago)

easily my fave of his LPs (and I love the others). voted "My Head Is..."

― Paul, Monday, 27 September 2010 00:51 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah "My Head is" is totally sweet <3

― cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Monday, 27 September 2010 01:00 (sixteen years ago)

isn't this Herman's favorite Beefheart LP too?

which album is Party of Special Things to Do on?

― demons a. real (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 27 September 2010 01:31 (sixteen years ago)

golden birdies

just kiddin

MR. ZOOT HORN ROLLO - HIT THAT LONGGGG LUNAR NOTE - AND LET IT FLOAT

― dmr, Monday, 27 September 2010 01:34 (sixteen years ago)

I think I'd rank Big Eyed Beans slightly above Lo Yo Yo Stuff but I also have a soft spot for Too Much Time. great album.

― dmr, Monday, 27 September 2010 01:36 (sixteen years ago)

'Nowadays' has been in the rotation lately but voting 'Circumstances' as that is the one that would really move my feet if I saw a/the band do it live. I am a big fan of this album.

― Snop Snitchin, Monday, 27 September 2010 04:34 (sixteen years ago)

buy the trout mask replica house:

http://www.redfin.com/CA/Woodland-Hills/4295-Ensenada-Dr-91364/home/4311758

― Ward Fowler, Monday, 27 September 2010 06:43 (sixteen years ago)

Wau.

Man that kind of money wouldnt buy a studio apartment where I live :(

― cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Monday, 27 September 2010 06:47 (sixteen years ago)

Beck's got a few spare bob...

― Mark G, Monday, 27 September 2010 08:48 (sixteen years ago)

it is kind of a record without fault though

― having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Monday, 27 September 2010 09:02 (sixteen years ago)

my second favourite beefheart. went for the title track, although "her eyes..." is beautiful.

― village idiot (dog latin), Monday, 27 September 2010 09:03 (sixteen years ago)

I *thought* I really loved this album, but if you asked me to hum some of these songs e.g. Circumstances, I would be totally stumped. So I need to listen to it again I think.

― My glowbo's ain't half itchy (NickB), Monday, 27 September 2010 09:08 (sixteen years ago)

YOU DO

― having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Monday, 27 September 2010 09:19 (sixteen years ago)

This album is almost perfect. "Beans" is perfect.

― Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 11:30 (sixteen years ago)

so much good stuff. Long Neck Bottles may be kinda dumb, but has a great drive, I'll go with that just over Beans

― pauls00, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 11:35 (sixteen years ago)

my favorite beefheart

picked the title track

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 15:12 (sixteen years ago)

Just getting into this album, should have an answer by the closing date.

A Safe as Milk poll would be impossible.

― rhythm fixated member (chap), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 15:25 (sixteen years ago)

groovy little party this album is. I picked "Long Neck Bottles"

― nicky lo-fi, Thursday, 30 September 2010 15:40 (sixteen years ago)

whoa @ the trout mask replica house being for sale!
not sure what to vote for here -- it is kind of a perfect record.

― tylerw, Thursday, 30 September 2010 15:47 (sixteen years ago)

this album is a fucking 10.0/10.0 classic in my book. i get chills listenign to this

every song if i could choose

but especially "Yo Yo", "Too Much Time" and "Venus"

"Circumstances" for that incredible train noise breakdown thing

― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 30 September 2010 15:50 (sixteen years ago)

the mix of genuine romantic sentimentality, lust, misogyny and wanting to fuck his guitar is just...everything

― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 30 September 2010 15:55 (sixteen years ago)

"can't find my kind of folks havin fun....i have to RRUUUUUUUN RUUUUUUUUUUUN RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUnnnnnnn"

― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Thursday, 30 September 2010 16:05 (sixteen years ago)

Didja know that Joan Osborne borrowed the music from that one for "My Right Hand"?? Don probably earned more royaltie$ for that one than any record of his own, ever...

Love this record, my favourite "commercial" Beefheart album. I like how he telegraphs every one of Rollo's solos and interacts with the Blackberries - it's like he's saying "I'm not really a freak, I'm a showman putting on a show, please buy my record!" He may not be weird, but he sure is hungry. A first-rate sellout, even if it still didn't really sell.

Voting for "Sun Zoom Spark". That cowbell!

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Thursday, 30 September 2010 21:44 (sixteen years ago)

yeah weirdly gary lucas played on that joan osborne record.

― tylerw, Thursday, 30 September 2010 21:54 (sixteen years ago)

I know this is the wrong thread, but I have to say I was amazed that no-one referenced the 'version' of "Ah feel like ahcid" that was a big hit a few years ago, to Captain Beefheart.

― Mark G, Friday, 1 October 2010 10:00 (sixteen years ago)

I don't remember that

― Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Friday, 1 October 2010 10:02 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, what was it called anybody?....

― Mark G, Friday, 1 October 2010 11:09 (sixteen years ago)

.. I think it's this one..

35 Mint Royale Blue Song Feb 2003

― Mark G, Friday, 1 October 2010 11:13 (sixteen years ago)

Joan Osborne has covered "Blue Million Miles" off that record too. She's clearly a fan.

There's this passage in Zoot's book where he pretty much says that all the TMR anguish was washed away when he heard Don say "MISTER Zoot Horn Rollo: hit that long lunar note and let it float."

― ellaguru, Friday, 1 October 2010 14:22 (sixteen years ago)

I think it might be My Head Is My Only...

― rhythm fixated member (chap), Friday, 1 October 2010 16:00 (sixteen years ago)

The title track is also bitching.

― rhythm fixated member (chap), Friday, 1 October 2010 16:05 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, was tempted by just those two (before succumbing to beans)

― having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Friday, 1 October 2010 16:16 (sixteen years ago)

listened to this yesterday, voted for the title track

― tylerw, Friday, 1 October 2010 16:18 (sixteen years ago)

lazer beans

― Mark G, Friday, 1 October 2010 16:20 (sixteen years ago)

Can't find my kinda folks havin fun tbh

― Trip Maker, Friday, 1 October 2010 16:24 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Friday, 8 October 2010 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Saturday, 9 October 2010 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Forgot to vote, think I would've bumped up My Head... I like how starts with a straightforward kind of souly riff, then turns all harmonically weird and complex, then back again.

― A brownish area with points (chap), Monday, 18 October 2010 14:44 (sixteen years ago)

ten months pass...

I really fucking love this record. Maligned unfairly imho, really great stuff.

― Puff Daddy, whoever the fuck you are. I am dissapoint. (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 1 September 2011 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

I mean even this:

Crazy Little Thing - 0

is kinda O_O

― Puff Daddy, whoever the fuck you are. I am dissapoint. (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 1 September 2011 04:08 (fifteen years ago)

Maligned? Nooh. Never seen it maligned.

― Mark G, Thursday, 1 September 2011 08:20 (fifteen years ago)

Same here, never happened that I'm aware of, 'twould be madness to malign this album

― Euripides Trousers (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 September 2011 08:42 (fifteen years ago)

I think it's the one I'd wanna listen to if I were given a choice. Definitely the grooviest.

― Sonny Chevrotain (dog latin), Thursday, 1 September 2011 08:53 (fifteen years ago)

at this point i feel like the captain doesn't actually have any bad albums -- a couple are less inspired, but i still love all of them.

― tylerw, Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:07 (fifteen years ago)

Been really digging Spotlight Kid lately. But yeah, they all have their charms imo.

― Trip Maker, Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

the one i'm actually most disappointed in is bongo fury, because of the potential for greatness that it doesn't quite reach. i should see if there are bootlegs of that tour.

― tylerw, Thursday, 1 September 2011 15:33 (fifteen years ago)

I think that Robyn Hitchcock recently did this album complete for one of his "with Heavy Friends" London shows. You can hear its influence on the Soft Boys, especially A Can Of Bees.

ONCE YOU FIND OUUU-WOWWWT

(bwah dah dah!!!)

THE CIRCUMSTANCES

THEN YOU CAN GO OWWWWT AN'

WHOA YEAH

― Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

yeah would love to hear that hitchcock show!

― tylerw, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:18 (fifteen years ago)

For sure:

To celebrate Captain Beefheart and his life on Earth, Robyn Hitchcock and the Imaginary Band will perform the album `Clear Spot' and a few other Beefheart compositions at the Garage, London, June 3th and Wychwood Festival, Cheltenham, June 4th. "In the early Soft Boys we tried to cross Abbey Road with Trout Mask Replica", says Robyn: "It didn't always work but it was some hybrid. The most exciting show I've ever seen was Beefheart and The Magic Band in 1973. This won't be as accurate as the John French/Magic Band gigs a few years back, but Clear Spot is quite a party album, and we're planning to have quite a party". The Imaginary Band will be Paul Noble and Terry Edwards on guitars and bass, Jenny Adejayan on cello, and Stephen Irvine on drums.

― Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

heyyy, i just posted that Hitchcock Clear Spot show over here: http://doomandgloomfromthetomb.tumblr.com/post/12839680217/that-long-lunar-note-it-doesnt-come-across-quite
it's awesome! surprisingly great imo.

― tylerw, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

Don't really like Robyn Hitchcock but I'll give that a listen, thanks tyler!

― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

So, so difficult....Cirumstances (but could be practically any other track on another day).

http://devonrecordclub.wordpress.com/2012/11/07/captain-beefheart-clear-spot-round-39-toms-selection/

― yugi ex, Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:46 (thirteen years ago)

six years pass...

How did "Nowadays a Woman's Gotta Hit a Man" only get one vote?

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 October 2019 20:02 (seven years ago)

Because you couldn't persuade anyone else.. etc?

― Duke, Friday, 25 October 2019 20:56 (seven years ago)

I wasn't in this thread, lamb chops.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 26 October 2019 23:23 (seven years ago)

ten months pass...

this is the best album ever made

― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 27 August 2020 13:38 (six years ago)

ya know i thought i'd heard this one in full before, but i'm listening now and i don't think i have. a woman shoulda hit this man as punishment for my ignorance.

― ptah el dude (voodoo chili), Friday, 4 September 2020 18:28 (six years ago)

needless to say, this thing is a powerhouse.

― ptah el dude (voodoo chili), Friday, 4 September 2020 18:29 (six years ago)

I regard "Her Eyes Are A Blue Million Miles" as the perfect response to The Guess Who's awful eyes song.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 September 2020 18:30 (six years ago)

'my head is my only house' is severely underrepresented here, i think it's the best beefheart ballad by a country mile

― ptah el dude (voodoo chili), Friday, 4 September 2020 18:33 (six years ago)

don coming through with the proto-rappin on "low yo yo stuff." just jokin, kinda.

the two-fer cd of this and spotlight kid is one of the most classic 'idk what to play so i'll just play this again' picks of my record store clerk days.

― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Saturday, 5 September 2020 16:07 (six years ago)

xp I totally agree, that one slays me

― sleeve, Saturday, 5 September 2020 16:09 (six years ago)

'idk what to play so i'll just play this again' picks

others in this category include:

miles bitches brew
slits cut
eric dolphy out to lunch
curtis live

and fiona apple when the pawn if my coworkers were being dicks. i loved hearing it in the big store stereo but they were all too macho for fiona.

― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Saturday, 5 September 2020 16:12 (six years ago)


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