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1. Children Of Bodom - Oops I Did It Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d7-2wooB9g

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 September 2010 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

A thread for bad Metal covers of pop songs

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Monday, 27 September 2010 16:59 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIL-mSEk3Pk&feature=related

vs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2NspRgqvwM

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:03 (sixteen years ago)

they lose points for not having Cliff guesting

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:03 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE&ob=av2e

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:07 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WA2jBMk-Pk

― teledyldonix, Monday, 27 September 2010 17:13 (sixteen years ago)

markers is the kid in the yellow t-shirt with the mask moonwalking.

xp

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:13 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9XiD_2K7-Q

― rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:19 (sixteen years ago)

This one is truly horrific:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbsS_HfO8Ow

― rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:21 (sixteen years ago)

Oh man, I hadn't heard that one before.
xp (paradise lost)

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:21 (sixteen years ago)

Christ, The Northern Kings just won't leave poor old Seal alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ9T6ygqfWk&feature=related

― rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:28 (sixteen years ago)

those are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:30 (sixteen years ago)

I'm going to warn all those who value their sanity to avoid checking out their version of I Should Be So Lucky.

― rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:31 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKCdKFJmeHI&feature=related

or studio version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baDZpOuNgpM

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:32 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-gGN1W2-B8&feature=related

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:32 (sixteen years ago)

Oh yeah, THEM.

― rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:39 (sixteen years ago)

oh dear lord, these dudes deserve a thread of their own for their awfulness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlupRATWkm0&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKwQKqQ8MMY&feature=related

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:39 (sixteen years ago)

It appears they're from Finland, natch.

― rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:40 (sixteen years ago)

chap i hate you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt6Obe4tk3s

xp

oh i knew they had to be finnish.

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:41 (sixteen years ago)

oh man it speeds up LOL

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:44 (sixteen years ago)

hahahaha oh god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp3Yl75IUfw&feature=related

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:46 (sixteen years ago)

Oh wow, I didn't get that far before.

xpost

― rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:46 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1y0qYPiTUg&feature=related

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:47 (sixteen years ago)

Tuomas i blame you for this, I want you to know that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPdz56BMj7c&feature=fvw

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:48 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmDjtm4FFcY

(funny enough this might be my very first post on any ilm metal thread)

(weird huh)

― goole, Monday, 27 September 2010 17:52 (sixteen years ago)

goole I love that song so much I even like Angra's butchered flat cover of it.

― Randolph Carter (Viceroy), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

I'm sure Northern Kings could put you off it forever if they had a bash.

― rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 27 September 2010 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

This is actually awesome :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZVQv_bttaY

― the same relation to machines as that which machines have to man (Matt #2), Monday, 27 September 2010 18:02 (sixteen years ago)

Not sure if you could say the same for this :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1iKBNxsXFE

― the same relation to machines as that which machines have to man (Matt #2), Monday, 27 September 2010 18:07 (sixteen years ago)

Awww, I've got a lot of time for Lawnmower Deth.

― rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 27 September 2010 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

lawnmower deth cover/video is fully awesome

― acoleuthic, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:12 (sixteen years ago)

Dunno if this counts as a pop song per se, but oh dear god, the horror...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9YlTBEBwIQ

― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:18 (sixteen years ago)

Lawnmower Deth are the HMHB of metal. Fucking amazing discovery :D

― acoleuthic, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:20 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAt9QTmVc7Q

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 September 2010 18:26 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6VojYGrnpg&feature=related

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 September 2010 18:27 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSoKp6dRUH0&ob=av2n

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 September 2010 18:28 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMk-8pmTpgU&feature=channel

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 September 2010 18:28 (sixteen years ago)

I've always liked this version but not sure of its 'metal'-ness:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwPTEnx8kro

― Philip Nunez, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:29 (sixteen years ago)

markers is the kid in the yellow t-shirt with the mask moonwalking.

xp

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Monday, September 27, 2010 1:13 PM

YES!

for the record, I owned that album, although I can't remember listening to anything other than "Smooth Criminal, "Movies," and maybe another song

that song & video is awesome

― markers, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:30 (sixteen years ago)

Orgy cover of "Blue Monday" > New Order original

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

― markers, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:30 (sixteen years ago)

OMG

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Monday, 27 September 2010 18:31 (sixteen years ago)

markers really was a nu-metal kid

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 September 2010 18:33 (sixteen years ago)

in high school, pre-senior year, my favorite bands were Metallica (#1) and Staind (#2)

― markers, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:43 (sixteen years ago)

why did you like so much shit "metal"? and did you stop liking it when you discovered pitchforkmedia?

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 September 2010 18:48 (sixteen years ago)

a lot of that stuff still holds up for me

― markers, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:52 (sixteen years ago)

I saw Paradise Lost years ago at Irving Plaza, with Dark Funeral, I think - they played that Bronski Beat cover and I cracked up.

― Born In A Test Tube, Raised In A Cage (unperson), Monday, 27 September 2010 18:52 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhZanxUB510

― Darin, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:55 (sixteen years ago)

Gor 34 seconds into the Ozzy Woman cover, please please retire

― the same relation to machines as that which machines have to man (Matt #2), Monday, 27 September 2010 18:57 (sixteen years ago)

If Pitchfork keeps people from listening to Metallica and Staind, then hey, bring it fucking on!

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Monday, 27 September 2010 18:57 (sixteen years ago)

Got not gor xpost

Oh it's tragic

― the same relation to machines as that which machines have to man (Matt #2), Monday, 27 September 2010 18:58 (sixteen years ago)

not so keen on that 'mexican radio' tribute, but adore the album it comes from.

― charlie h, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 05:57 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMH4iSYiFs8

― charlie h, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 06:09 (sixteen years ago)

Haha, awful.

― rhythm fixated member (chap), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 08:29 (sixteen years ago)

I have no grounding in metal or Def Leppard, but I actually dug that cover of "Street Life." If it ever came on the car radio I would turn it way up and sing along at the top of my lungs.

― Taller than the president (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 15:25 (sixteen years ago)

This one might have its defenders, but it's so unnecessary IMO, and features some heinous fretwanking:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB8WHA3WWz0

― Neil S, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 20:28 (sixteen years ago)

^^^^ LOVE it!

― charlie h, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

can't beat the original, whatever Eddie and Dave might have thought.

― Neil S, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

hate it

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 20:40 (sixteen years ago)

i quite like the celtic frost cover of mexican radio, but when it placed on the all time metal top tracks poll there was lots of bemusement.

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 30 September 2010 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

reversal: bap pop/emo cover of metal song

warning, this is one of the most horrible things ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm-s4dUO5l8

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Thursday, 30 September 2010 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40Grq0epcLc

Avril covering Metallica's "Fuel" for MTV Icon (w/ the band present in the audience)

[I would like to dedicate this cover to our friend pfunkboy.]

― markers, Thursday, 30 September 2010 16:45 (sixteen years ago)

the cover isn't actually as terrible as you think it'd be, but serious lols at MTV thinking it was a good idea to have Avril -- who, for the record, I like -- perform at a tribute to Metallica show

― markers, Thursday, 30 September 2010 16:48 (sixteen years ago)

god that cover of 'king of pain' is a mess.

― charlie h, Thursday, 30 September 2010 20:33 (sixteen years ago)

Not doing what it says in the thread title, but certainly sufficiently horrible:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drWmMXQvoJw

There's a whole album of this.

― rhythm fixated member (chap), Friday, 1 October 2010 12:55 (sixteen years ago)

My so-called friend keeps repping for this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmYGfn5Iq9s

Oh god!

― village idiot (dog latin), Friday, 1 October 2010 13:22 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFWYqE9EiLw

― Siegbran, Friday, 1 October 2010 19:22 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AizlYBd3FVs&feature=channel

― A brownish area with points (chap), Thursday, 4 November 2010 23:31 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLFKkSkX9js

― charlie h, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

i've always found the "cookie monster" vocal thing to be a lazy analogy, but the dude from gorefest makes it seem pretty relevant.

― charlie h, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 22:02 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqrAMfo4RwI

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 04:46 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7NnUq8nmho

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 05:47 (fifteen years ago)

Does Nu Metal count? It must if Orgy was mentioned...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzAektg101M

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 05:49 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkxH996EDTc

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 05:50 (fifteen years ago)

Surprised this didn't get mentioned yet... I love this one, actually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdkBs0VCSX0

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 05:52 (fifteen years ago)

Weird Al, eat your heart out...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1rNHlnIJB4

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 05:56 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu0n_1WMaTc

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 05:58 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od11FTLdb5E

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 06:00 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKVCOAVJiyU

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 06:01 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uG7sd-YPmE

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 06:04 (fifteen years ago)

This has to be the worst, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5pY-_e8znE

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 06:06 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDuZ1Kul7sg

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 06:11 (fifteen years ago)

This one has an actual video!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq4Xzlpn-24

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 06:13 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pDc0rVbmnY

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 06:14 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVD-WdoTw_c

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 06:16 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_HM5doCc9A

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 06:19 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3EtqJ0OUDc

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 06:23 (fifteen years ago)

I really love this one, actually...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytsf9baNU-s

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 06:28 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ3f-2Eo94U

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 06:31 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NucicclOd9E

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 06:34 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV4NcnhktHY

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 06:38 (fifteen years ago)

Sooo bad...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX6TUIKAFzw

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 06:41 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EWKphU0c5Q

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 06:46 (fifteen years ago)

Okay, this video is not safe for work, probably, unless your work place encourages girl-on-girl action. In The Berzerker's defense, at least their video features girls who are not underage, unlike the ladies of TATU...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crVO1J-5VqE

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 06:59 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amGg236zG4A

― NYCNative, Thursday, 20 January 2011 07:13 (fifteen years ago)

Okay, this video is not safe for work

And the song is not safe for brain, that may actually be the worst of the lot.

― Rejoice that you weren't eaten (chap), Thursday, 20 January 2011 11:58 (fifteen years ago)

haha it sounds like dr. nick from the simpsons is singing that woeful cover of 'wind beneath my wings'.

― charlie h, Thursday, 20 January 2011 13:53 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoHR7m2eiDU

― LeRooLeRoo, Thursday, 20 January 2011 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

three years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlmRjqBt_mE

― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 02:07 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej4hdUuYqr8

― MarkoP, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 02:16 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qJDzetovnQ

Actually this one might be ridiculously awesome.

― MarkoP, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 02:22 (twelve years ago)


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