Ejaculation and music

I've always thought there was a connection between my own playing and the frequency of my ejaculations; i.e. when I abstain I play better. The connection between performance and ejaculation seems to be common knowledge among athletes, but you rarely hear musicians talk about it. Miles Davis may be the only big name I've heard address this subject. He believes the connection is so strong that he could've beat up Muhammed Ali right after he came (I imagine he'd give him a few minutes to clean up first).

So my questions are: 1. do any of you feel the same effect that I do? 2. is there any literature out there or quotes from credible musicians that expounds on this?

Thanks!

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may explain why i have not improved as a guitarist over the last 18 years

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2. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MOAN5zTAL._SS500_.jpg

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ok threads closed thanks for telling me exactly what I wanted to hear no time to waste gotta go!

Try not to make so much noise when you post next time.

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yes, i have noticed the quality of your posts has been dropping lately.

xpost

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Try not to make so much noise when you post next time.

Were you referring to the sustained moan, the ensuing gurgling, or the ecstatic glossolalia? Or perhaps I violated some board etiquette that I'm ignorant of?

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Thanks!

Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand, Whose wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine?

Must have been a dream I don’t believe where I’ve been. Come on - lets do it again. Do you, you feel like I do? Do you, you feel like I do?
My friend got busted just the other day, They said "don’t walk, don’t walk, don’t walk away". He drove into a taxi bent the boot hit the back, Had to play some music otherwise he’d crack. Do you, you feel like I do?
Do you, you feel like I do?

~~guitar solo~~

o jesus fuck, oh no, damn, sorry.

Kundalinically speaking this applies to everything that comes out of your body. You got to hold everything in, man. That is why guitarists make that face and why Clapton always has corks in his nostrils and ears.

plus how bb king never sweats

Yeah they have to have to hose him off like an orca in transit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/10cc#The_original_lineup.2C_1972-76

i don't even like to see the title of this thread. is there something that can be done about it (other than not posting to it i mean)?

Good thread.

esoj <3 so great

How would you know Muhammad Ali just came?

(ps:Did you mean: Muhammad Ali )

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ah man YESYESYES!!!

http://www.joeclipart.com/blog/images/2007/02/20070204prince.jpg

Two of my favourite things.

That is why guitarists make that face and why Clapton always has corks in his nostrils and ears.

pretty sure when you heard "cork" they were saying something else