100 ways how you know a dude is old school

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calls the rapper an MC

death panel of the mods (Edward III), Saturday, 13 November 2010 04:28 (fifteen years ago)

2. has beef

death panel of the mods (Edward III), Saturday, 13 November 2010 04:29 (fifteen years ago)

3. worries about rhymes getting bit

death panel of the mods (Edward III), Saturday, 13 November 2010 04:30 (fifteen years ago)

4. never got paid for hit records

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Saturday, 13 November 2010 12:39 (fifteen years ago)

5. Doesn't address "haters" because why bother? He's dropping knowledge.

That's not a "laugh track", it's an audience and you're in it. (MintIce), Saturday, 13 November 2010 13:51 (fifteen years ago)

6. bitches about all new hip-hop being pop but will happily work with maino

hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 13 November 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)

7. Puts out a book analyzing his own lyrics and those of other "classic" MCs in order to give a full, nuanced look into the inner workings of hip-hop.

T Bone Streep (Cave17Matt), Saturday, 13 November 2010 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

6. bitches about all new hip-hop being pop but will happily work with maino

― hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Saturday, November 13, 2010 6:16 AM Bookmark

lol u_u

dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Saturday, 13 November 2010 23:59 (fifteen years ago)

8. Cares about beatmatching.

seandalai, Sunday, 14 November 2010 00:41 (fifteen years ago)

dosen't pass the joint in reasonable time,talk about politics.

nakamura, Sunday, 14 November 2010 01:01 (fifteen years ago)

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nakamura, Sunday, 14 November 2010 01:02 (fifteen years ago)

splits his massages

nakamura, Sunday, 14 November 2010 01:04 (fifteen years ago)

11. pops n locks for free breakfasts at denny's

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 14 November 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)

12. old school is new school to him

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 14 November 2010 01:15 (fifteen years ago)

13. describes his fav rapper as a "street poet"

chilli, Sunday, 14 November 2010 01:56 (fifteen years ago)

14. refers to young bucks as new jacks

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 14 November 2010 06:47 (fifteen years ago)

12. old school is new school to him

^ lol @ this, I actually remember when LL cool J was new school

death panel of the mods (Edward III), Sunday, 14 November 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

15. samples other rappers

death panel of the mods (Edward III), Sunday, 14 November 2010 22:26 (fifteen years ago)

16. Scratches his turn-table

time for a chimmy changa run (kelpolaris), Sunday, 14 November 2010 23:52 (fifteen years ago)

17. Tells Dre to give him a funky-ass bass line.

time for a chimmy changa run (kelpolaris), Sunday, 14 November 2010 23:56 (fifteen years ago)

17. Tells Dre to give him a funky-ass bass line.

time for a chimmy changa run (kelpolaris), Sunday, 14 November 2010 23:56 (fifteen years ago)

bad script made me do it

time for a chimmy changa run (kelpolaris), Sunday, 14 November 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)

Relies too much on two turntables and a microphone to be willing to use originally composed material

You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Monday, 15 November 2010 10:15 (fifteen years ago)

*throws laptop through window*

dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Monday, 15 November 2010 11:33 (fifteen years ago)

Goes through some beats today and comes across this, says to himself "that's jammin man, now who produced this?"

The Great Cool Lulu who sleeps in Riley... (dog latin), Monday, 15 November 2010 12:55 (fifteen years ago)

19. flies to Norway on a moment's notice just to beat down a hater, demands virtual parade when he gets home

honkin' on joey kramer (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 15 November 2010 14:02 (fifteen years ago)

20. participates on conference panel about hip-hop and social activism

Mordy, Monday, 15 November 2010 14:09 (fifteen years ago)

21. works in a tollbooth on the new york state thruway

scott seward, Monday, 15 November 2010 14:24 (fifteen years ago)

22. doing 5 to 10 in elmira for botched popeyes burglary

scott seward, Monday, 15 November 2010 14:27 (fifteen years ago)

23. coaches football in canarsie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIAz-MMducg

scott seward, Monday, 15 November 2010 14:29 (fifteen years ago)

24. stage name contains one or more initials

dayo, Monday, 15 November 2010 14:35 (fifteen years ago)

25. Worried that people today have an incomplete understanding of the Illuminati

President Keyes, Monday, 15 November 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

26. Appeared in a photo with Keith Haring

SoftDog (MaresNest), Monday, 15 November 2010 14:55 (fifteen years ago)

27. one or more albums under belt that people still occasionally bump more than a year after they were released

honkin' on joey kramer (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 15 November 2010 15:17 (fifteen years ago)

28. Knows a lot of Grand Wizards, but like the party-rockin kind not the KKK kind.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 15 November 2010 16:13 (fifteen years ago)

29. Has so much experience at it, pimpin' IS easy

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 15 November 2010 23:29 (fifteen years ago)

30. Looks like he's over 40 (because he is over 40)

gospodin simmel, Monday, 15 November 2010 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

31. when he mentions a gang, it's the Black Spades

i got two wax cylinders and a speaking trumpet (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 15 November 2010 23:34 (fifteen years ago)

32. only thing stopping him from sonning you in an AOL beef is that he that he's pressed the "on" button but triflin' computer still won't do shit it's supposed to

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 15 November 2010 23:39 (fifteen years ago)

33. Matthew Brady took picture for album cover

T Bone Streep (Cave17Matt), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 00:52 (fifteen years ago)

34. never fails to mention how much he regrets having sold his 2nd technics

meisenfek, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 01:03 (fifteen years ago)

35. wears Cazelles

i got two wax cylinders and a speaking trumpet (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

36. He starts a feud with Saran

kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

six months pass...

37. still pissed about slick rick ranking in ilm rap album poll

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Sunday, 5 June 2011 12:56 (fourteen years ago)

38. doesn't need to curse to write a hype verse

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Sunday, 5 June 2011 12:57 (fourteen years ago)

39. will explain to you the diff tween rap and hip-hop and what the green black n red stand for

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Sunday, 5 June 2011 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

40. His lyrics were jacked for "Rapper's Delight."

thirdalternative, Sunday, 5 June 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

41. May have been a member of the Black Spades or the Savage Skulls.

D.S.K. What Does It Mean (lpz), Monday, 6 June 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

42. His hype man was W.E.B. Du Bois

kornrulez6969, Monday, 6 June 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

He thinks that wax cylinders have better sound than 78's!

kokokeho, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 23:54 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

44. fondly remembers days of pagers blowing up

snowball's epc in hell (Edward III), Thursday, 30 June 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

45. has flipped a script, caught wreck, or had a word that was bond

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 30 June 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

46. uses the word "edutainment" without apparent irony

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 30 June 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)


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