Is Mark S out there?

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I want to borrow a quote but I don't want to plaigerize without permission . . . .

kaysee (kaysee), Monday, 19 August 2002 00:45 (twenty-three years ago)

you have to say "bloody marky" three times in a mirror.

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 19 August 2002 01:21 (twenty-three years ago)

And remember...when you hear Tinkerbell's magic wand, turn the page!

Michael Daddino, Monday, 19 August 2002 01:38 (twenty-three years ago)

i thought it was "bloody marky" followed by a very loud "DO YOU SEE"

mark p (Mark P), Monday, 19 August 2002 02:05 (twenty-three years ago)

He doesn't have to be bloody. He just has to be there.

I hope I really don't need a magic wand.

kaysee (kaysee), Monday, 19 August 2002 06:03 (twenty-three years ago)

all wands are magic in the dark


kaysee go ahead

mark s (mark s), Monday, 19 August 2002 07:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah... Mark S is truly out THERE... man...[g].

Sarah (starry), Monday, 19 August 2002 07:50 (twenty-three years ago)

there was even an ep of x-files about me

mark s (mark s), Monday, 19 August 2002 07:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh yeah - the circus freak one with the CRAZY FEOTUS (sp?) - well that is certainly a "different" take on CRAZY TAXI.

Sarah (starry), Monday, 19 August 2002 08:44 (twenty-three years ago)

you have to say "bloody marky" three times in a mirror.
Or leave him lemons with razor blades in them. "Sour for the Bitter"

Lord Custos Alpha (Lord Custos Alpha), Monday, 19 August 2002 12:25 (twenty-three years ago)

haha tart for the fart

mark s (mark s), Monday, 19 August 2002 12:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark surely is not demonaic, for then he would unleash red hot electric death at all. Which to my knowledge he has refrained from doing so far.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 August 2002 15:46 (twenty-three years ago)

To answer the Qn, which ILm hates to do: yes!

david h (david h), Monday, 19 August 2002 15:53 (twenty-three years ago)

sixteen years pass...

ATTN MARK S: TOMB JUICE OF IMMORTALITY DISCOVERED IN CHINA

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A yellowish liquid found in a bronze pot dating back some 2,000 years is not wine, as Chinese archaeologists initially thought. It’s actually an “elixir of immortality” concocted during ancient times.

The bronze pot was discovered last October by archaeologists working at the tomb of a noble family in the Henan Province of central China. The 210-square-meter site in the city of Luoyang dates back to the Western Han Dynasty (202 BCE to 8 CE) and, in addition to the pot, yielded the well-preserved remains of a nobleman, painted clay pots, materials made from jade and bronze, and a lamp in the shape of a wild goose.

Intriguingly, the pot contained 3.5 liters (0.9 gallons) of a yellowish liquid exhibiting a very strong alcohol-like smell. At the time, archaeologists figured it was wine—a conclusion consistent with other discoveries dating back to the same period. Back then, wine made from rice and sorghum grains were used in ritual sacrifices and ceremonies, reported Xinhua.

But as Xinhua points out in an update to this discovery, further lab work has shown that the substance isn’t wine at all. The liquid is primarily comprised of potassium nitrate and alunite—the main ingredients of a life-enriching elixir documented in ancient Taoist texts.

“It is the first time that mythical ‘immortality medicines’ have been found in China,” Shi Jiazhen, head of the Institute of Cultural Relics and Archaeology in Luoyang, told Xinhua. “The liquid is of significant value for the study of ancient Chinese thoughts on achieving immortality and the evolution of Chinese civilization.”

It’s doubtful, of course, that the combination of potassium nitrate and alunite worked as intended, the former being used in meat processing, fertilizers, and fireworks, and the latter being used to manufacture alum, which is used in pickling and baking powder. Alunite is fairly benign, but potassium nitrate in high doses is associated with certain health risks, ranging from eye and skin irritation to kidney failure, anemia, and even death.

It’s unclear whether this beverage was actually intended to be consumed, or whether it merely served as a ritual burial object. The only way to know for sure whether the concoction really confers immortality will be to test it on a human subject. Any volunteers?

invited to an unexpected ninja presentation (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 13:01 (six years ago)

been there quaffed that

mark s, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 13:05 (six years ago)

fkn tomb juice hipster, i dunno why i bother

invited to an unexpected ninja presentation (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 March 2019 13:06 (six years ago)


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