Girls who like the Beastie Boys

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Do they exist? What version of the Beastie Boys do they like? What parts of the Beastie Boys don't they like? What's the band's appeal/non-appeal to women? Does Ad-Rock being married to Kathleen Hanna matter?

Ethan Stanislawski, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

In my experience, they are the same girls that really liked 311 at the height of their fame.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago)

hi

(name) in (some place i'm not from) (buzza), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago)

What's the band's appeal/non-appeal to women?

o_O

'The Road'(a hundred less-than signs)'Taken' (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

What's the band's appeal to non-women?

nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

weird thread. my wife likes the beastie boys. at least she has all the records up to check your head, i think. she doesn't like 311.

tylerw, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

generally, like all white girls in my experience

john jjjusten jingleheimer smh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

I like them, and am a girl. I don't know why they'd appeal to me any differently than the way they appeal to a guy. I saw them live a few years ago and enjoyed myself. I guess I don't really know enough about the band to have an opinion on what 'version' I like - I have a couple of their albums and I like em, that's all. And I never liked 311 much.

franny glass, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

the beasties boys appeal to women: "hey ladiiiiieeees!!"

'The Road'(a hundred less-than signs)'Taken' (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

it's chill to hear them talk IMO

EIEIoOoOO (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

girls

several interesting cans of chili (askance johnson), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe 90% of the girls I knew grewing up liked Beastie Boys.

people for the slutty/common/american way (kkvgz), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.mltd.com/images/cache/10-230_jpg_2d7e3958db138caf89dcb492db1f4c7b.jpg

(name) in (some place i'm not from) (buzza), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

the beastie boys are a very popular band for women and non-women

tylerw, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe 90% of the girls I knew grewing up liked Beastie Boys.

This, except replace "grewing up" with "in my teens and twenties."

Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

That's what I meant.

people for the slutty/common/american way (kkvgz), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

: )

people for the slutty/common/american way (kkvgz), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

My wife likes the Beastie Boys. At least through Hello Nasty.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

The big question is, who is Ethan Stanislawski?

people for the slutty/common/american way (kkvgz), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

And do the girls like him? And if so, which version?

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

Yea...
To all the Brooklyn girls
To all the French girls
To all the Oriental girls
Chinese...
Japanese...
To all the Swiss girls
To the Italian women
To the Upper East Side nubiles
To all the Jamaican girls
And to the topless dancers
Australian...
And Brazilian
To the Southern Belles
To the Puerto Rican girls
To the stewardesses flying around the world...

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

I can't really say who loves the Beastie Boys today, but definitely around the time of Check Your Head and Ill Communication, it seemed as if love for the Beastie Boys was nearly universal among the girls and guys I knew.

Moodles, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

girls who do boys like they're girls who like the Beastie Boys

'The Road'(a hundred less-than signs)'Taken' (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

classy english pop lyrics

nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

generally, like all white girls in my experience

― john jjjusten jingleheimer smh (Whiney G. Weingarten)

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

first day of 8th grade I developed a crush on a girl cause we were both wearing the same beastie boys t-shirt (aloha mr hand). never talked to her though.

mizzell, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

... ever?

'The Road'(a hundred less-than signs)'Taken' (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

ever ever?

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

I mean 8th grade is a long time

'The Road'(a hundred less-than signs)'Taken' (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

first day of 8th grade I developed a crush on a girl cause we were both wearing the same beastie boys t-shirt (aloha mr hand). never talked to her though.

― mizzell, Tuesday, December 7, 2010 2:11 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol I had that shirt in high school

ENBB, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

? I know plenty of women who dig the Beasties (at least up through Ill Communication, after that I don't know anyone who seriously pays attention). I'm married to one of them, another is in my band, etc.

"Information by surprise" is even legal in Sweden (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think my wife even knows who 311 is for that matter

"Information by surprise" is even legal in Sweden (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

what's interesting is that now literally not one person likes the beastie boys at all

goole, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

I still do, thought To the 5 Boroughs was a huge pile of shit. I remain foolishly optimistic about Hot Sauce Committee.

Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, hoping HSC will be the Hello Nasty follow-up that never was.

people for the slutty/common/american way (kkvgz), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

To the 5 Boroughs was "Weak Sauce Committee".

people for the slutty/common/american way (kkvgz), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

This is how I once reviewed TT5B

Q: Why is the new Beasties album named To the 5 Boroughs?
A: Because the appropriate name, Some Old Bullshit, was already taken.

Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

... ever?

― 'The Road'(a hundred less-than signs)'Taken' (bernard snowy), Tuesday, December 7, 2010 2:18 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ever ever?

― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, December 7, 2010 2:19 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

never ever, not that i remember

mizzell, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QVNxQIEKeM

nicky lo-fi, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:25 (fourteen years ago)

Northern State! Long Island represent.

ENBB, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

heaps of chix love 'sabotage'

midiverb II program 49 (electricsound), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

I think the Beasties have changed some of their lyrics to a few of their early songs because they decided in hindsight that they were offensive to women and to gays

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

omg the rapping in that Northern State video is HORRENDOUS

"Information by surprise" is even legal in Sweden (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

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Girls who like the Beastie Boys [Started by Ethan Stanislawski in December 2010, last updated 11 minutes ago by "Information by surprise" is even legal in Sweden (Shakey Mo Collier)] 42 new answers

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

does anyone (of any gender) rep for "the mix up"? i remember thinking it was kinda underrated and fun at the time but tbh I havent revisited it in the three years since then

swvl, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 01:49 (fourteen years ago)

Do Luscious Jackson like the Beastie Boys?

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 01:54 (fourteen years ago)

as a girl who listened the fuck out of the Beastie Boys as a teenager: there's tons of reasons why I like them, but none stand up to gender-based analysis (unless it takes a feminine sensibility to think that a certain sample sounds cool or w/e). I'd probably give similar reasons for liking lots of other bands with dudes in, don't see why these guys are a special case

still probably ws Mike D though - perhaps this is the key to their non-men appeal

verhexen, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 03:05 (fourteen years ago)

Still? Now?

http://i31.tinypic.com/6i8nyv.jpg

Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 03:18 (fourteen years ago)

wow. he was always my fav but no, not now.

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 03:26 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think my wife even knows who 311 is for that matter

would be v happy to return to "not knowing who 311 is" day myself... aahhh, innocent ears

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 03:32 (fourteen years ago)

I'm female and I can claim to like Beastie Boys, I have Sabotage and Intergalactic memorized. I suppose that's a minimum requirement.

ILM Flipping - I Kelsey Grammered Your Thread (MintIce), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 13:53 (fourteen years ago)

Ethan Gaymead >>> Ethan Stanislawski

missingNO, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://i31.tinypic.com/6i8nyv.jpg

show me some men who look like old lesbians.

Girls is my favourite Beastie Boys song, btw although it ironically only has 1 girl and she just likes 2 members.

irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 14:00 (fourteen years ago)

Perry Farrell is not a Beastie Boy.

erin brokovich (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 14:01 (fourteen years ago)

^so naive

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

In 1987 the girls in my sixth grade homeroom all owned Madonna's True Blue, the guys Licensed to Ill.

I loved both :/

look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

Perry Farrell is not a Beastie Boy.

lol'd so hard @ this

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

Girlies holla! <3 the Beastie Boys for all time!

What a weird question. Is a naming thing for the original poster perhaps? It says Beastie *Boys* therefore: no girls allowed.
Because that would cause problems for my love of Men Without Hats, Boyz II Men and Men At Work.

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 9 December 2010 03:57 (fourteen years ago)

And if so then I have questions for Men Who Like the Weather Girls.

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 9 December 2010 03:58 (fourteen years ago)

My wife brought more Beastie Boys albums to our household than I did.

Captain Ostensible (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 9 December 2010 06:18 (fourteen years ago)

So is ilx's Ethan Stanislawski the real Ethan Stanislawski, or just a parody sock? Here is an excerpt from his blog (cherrypicked for Beastie content):

Oh Boy, I’m In Print! Talking About Marnie Stern, Marissa Pasternoster, Cathy Santonies in Venus Zine

Posted on | August 14, 2010 | No Comments

Say this for Navin Johnson, he made his print debut on page 73. On page 79 of the Fall Issue of Venus Zine, you’ll fine a piece by me, the first thing I’ve written that’s been printed in a non-college newspaper since I tried/decided to make this a career.

Yes, that is me, a straight dude, writing *that piece* on female guitarists, You know, the one that gets mentioned in every interview with Marnie Stern/Screaming Females/Kaki King/Heart etc? Well, the subject in general is broached here, with kind words, case-by-case evaluations, and invoking the “so you’re a lady who plays guitar; what’s that like?” style of questioning as little as humanly possible. Since the article was submitted, Marnie Stern announced her new album (self-titled) with a track titled “Female Guitarists Are The New Black” (would that make these guys the Beastie Boys? MAYBE):

people for the slutty/common/american way (kkvgz), Thursday, 9 December 2010 10:31 (fourteen years ago)

kathleen hanna is grrrl who likes a beastie boy:

http://blstb.msn.com/i/E4/A3D1291EBAD5A24BE5B4FC65D5735.jpg

nicky lo-fi, Thursday, 9 December 2010 12:40 (fourteen years ago)

they're so cuet

Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 9 December 2010 13:03 (fourteen years ago)

http://a.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/48821/beastie_jpg_627x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg
Left to Right: Seth Rogen, Elijah Wood, Danny McBride

She Got the Shakes, Thursday, 9 December 2010 13:13 (fourteen years ago)

I knew more guys than girls who owned Madonna CDs.

i hope i read about your suicide in the paper (u s steel), Thursday, 9 December 2010 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

Ha that rogan, wood, mcbride pic is great

Also I have so much love for Horovitz and Hanna.

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

King Ad Rock has excellent taste in women. And him and Hanna: cutest couple ever!

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

Please make that cast happen in a biopic.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 9 December 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

It's in a sequel video to "Fight For Your Right to Party"

people for the slutty/common/american way (kkvgz), Thursday, 9 December 2010 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

Please make that cast happen in a biopic.

they'd have to cgi MCA skinny

i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Thursday, 9 December 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

Hey guys thanks.
FYI I'm a music blogger/grad student, and I just wanted to do an open shout out for responses from the gleeful anarchy that is ILXor for a piece I'm working on. If you want to follow-up google me; (maybe we can work on some tracks, I got some shit right here.)

tynansanger (Ethan Stanislawski), Friday, 10 December 2010 03:48 (fourteen years ago)

we have lots of questions for u

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 10 December 2010 04:33 (fourteen years ago)

your ideas are intriguing to us and we wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

people for the slutty/common/american way (kkvgz), Friday, 10 December 2010 12:37 (fourteen years ago)

my girlfriend loves the beastie boys

she is so white btw

generally, like all white girls in my experience (King Boy Pato), Friday, 10 December 2010 13:08 (fourteen years ago)

tynan's anger

missingNO, Friday, 10 December 2010 13:14 (fourteen years ago)


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