imagined dialogue between disparate musicians, in their own words

eg:

BRUCE: I swear I'll drive all night just to buy you some shoes, and to taste your tender charms. And I just wanna sleep tonight again in your arms.

BEYONCÉ: So what, you bought a pair of shoes. What, now I guess you think I owe you? You don't have to call as much as you do; I'd give 'em back to be through with you.

you might be able to do better. go!

BEYONCÉ: I really need some new shoes...

SPEECH: Give me some knowledge and I'll buy you some shoes.

ANTON VON WEBERN: I DON'T DESERVE TO DIE

EAZY E: LOL BRO U ALREADY DEAD

BEYONCÉ: Come on, I've gotta keep makin' them internet stans thinking that I'm Queen Bee!
SONY REP: I'll track down some struggling indie artists and songwriters you can rip off for royalties.
PAPA KNOWLES: Y'all better be keepin' my baby Queen Bee! You're Queen Bee, aren't you baby?
BEYONCÉ: Yes papa! Got to make that paper! I want to make a duet with Katy Perry! NOW!
PAPA KNOWLES: I'll go kidna-- I mean, call her up and invite her in the studio, baby!

i dont think you understand how this works

Wd watch a movie wherein Webern hangs with Eazy.

ALICE COOPER: Hey Mike, I've got an idea.
MICHAEL JACKSON: Okay, Vincent. Spill it.
ALICE: Hear me out...zombies!
MICHAEL: Dancing zombies? Hee hoo!

FOREIGNER Come on baby, do you do more than dance?

BARBARA MASON I don't even know how to kiss your lips
At a moment like this
But I'm going to learn how to do
All the things you want me to

FOREIGNER will you be ready when I call your bluff?

BARBARA MASON Yes, I'm ready

FOREIGNER Hot blooded, for your sweet sweet thing [whoo hoo]

Wd watch a movie wherein Webern hangs with Eazy.