Bad SEX music......Which songs have you or your partner stopped things to turn off during coupling?

Sir Mix-A-Lot - "One Time's Got No Case"
The Fairfield Four - The Bells Are Tolling (a cappella gospel)
Dock Boggs

Oum Khalthoum

"Jellypop Perky Jean" - Bubonique (OK, it was Sean Hughes on his comedy show)...

Squarepusher

gybe - 'slow riot for new zero canada'

opening myself for easy zings on this, but girl actually had me take her home

the looped music on the menu screen for the dvd of barber shop 2 lol

(we went back at it after the offending incidental music was stopped)

Muse - "Starlight"

Jad Fair & Daniel Johnston - Summer Time

Cocteau Twins. One would think that it would be sublime mood music, but some if it (most?) is actually too sublime, too distracting from the business at hand.

Also, I'm looking forward to the experiment:

http://img12.nnm.ru/f/a/3/5/e/fa35e93d68f6e29f5888b46ad446a606_full.jpg

Wire/Britney Spears mashup.

Manic Street Preachers - "Holy Bible"

We got as far as the intro to 'Archives of Pain' before I collapsed into fits of giggles at the inappropriateness of it all...

Serge Gainsbourg

Think we both just started laughing.

I said this on the good sex music thread that the White Album was the worst ever. It was probably because it starts great (dear prudence is a great make-out song) but then goes horribly wrong when obla-di obla-da blunders in. Just fuck off beatles when I'm trying to fuck.

i once demanded that a guy turn the new MGMT album off

the jungle book soundtrack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVdrBnaQqmk

all music

yeah, in general "mood music" = rmde

^^^

Cocteau Twins. One would think that it would be sublime mood music, but some if it (most?) is actually too sublime, too distracting from the business at hand.

Also, I'm looking forward to the experiment:

http://img12.nnm.ru/f/a/3/5/e/fa35e93d68f6e29f5888b46ad446a606_full.jpg

― Beware the radical metrosexual agenda (Sanpaku), Saturday, December 25, 2010 10:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Did you try Victorialand? Worked for me

I think I skipped Betty Davis's "He Was a Big Freak" once in the worry that it would be too silly to have sex to. I think, maybe, my decision was silly!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eLgZvOtzy0

Another time I skipped Dukes of the Stratosphear's "You're a Good Man Albert Brown (Curse You Red Barrel)" bcz I find that song v irritating + distracting in any situation.

jon anderson's olias of sunhillow, although tbh i put it on as a joke

Arab on fucking Radar

But yeah, in general, no music. Like many of you geeks, music pretty much distracts me from every activity on Earth, no matter how awesome the activity (or crappy the music). I'm all "wait...is that flange on the cymbals??" Hopeless.

hella chuckling

wait...is that me gran's flange on the cymbals?

flange all over me

the track 'glider' by mbv

yeah, in general "mood music" = rmde

― where they douthat at (donna rouge), Sunday, December 26, 2010 7:44 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

imo this has nothin to do with 'mood setting' and everything to do with 'something appropriate that masks your ambient noise for roommates and is also somehow rhythmic cause who aint want some rhythm in they fuckin'

we put cartoons on while we fucked. had sex many a time to King of the Hill.

classical conditioning can be a bad thing, guys....

i dare you to maintain erection listening to "Beck"

anything by skinny puppy

^ happened once but i forget which song. it could have been any really.

i would love a Too Dark Park fuck session

Yeah depending on the song SP could work. But I screwed someone to a hard remix of "Closer" by NIN once so I'm not the best person to ask, har.

PS not by choice. But hey, when you're having that kind of omg aggressive wrestling match desperate kind of gettin it on, then...

i would get up to turn off NIN

and jeff buckley for that matter

Oh yeah now that would be gross.

2 x ex-gfs lost the big v to mr fuckley apaz

was put off listening to it ever since

we put cartoons on while we fucked

th..th..that's all folks!!

one of the first time I ever had sex, one of the more popular VU songs (either Sweet Jane or Rock n Roll) came on the radio. It was so contrary to the mood of what was going on at the moment that I started laughing, which just made things worse.

actually, what was worse was that the girl didn't agree with me as to the song's ridiculousness.

and jeff buckley for that matter

i'd get up to turn off jeff buckley no matter if i was fuckin somebody or not ¯\(°_o)/¯

Howard Sterm wrote in 'Private Parts' that he had to stop once when he mistakenly had Neil Young's 'Down By The River' on. Admittedly, this is not a song built for seduction.

Yakety Sax

Sir Mix-A-Lot - "One Time's Got No Case"

I’m assuming you skipped ahead to “Swap Meet Louie”…

“Giant Steps” came up on shuffle one night and that did not work well.

i always wondered if people got busy to rap albums and kept the skits in the playlist

thrusting in time to "and keep feeding you and feeding you and"

"Hit 'Em Up" would probably be bad.

I’m assuming you skipped ahead to “Swap Meet Louie”…

We could almost poll the worst Mix-A-Lot song to play while getting it on.

One of the ones he did with Presidents of the United States of America. I have never actually heard any of them but they have to be the worst.

That ICP "Miracles" song ... the coupling didn't resume

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4zl4C0UHQw

these cries of passion haunt me at night