itt We create a mixtape using the Q&A format.

ex.

The Smiths — How Soon Is Now?
Midnight Oil — Minutes to Midnight

I'll be harvesting the best suggestions for an actual mix, I suppose.

Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
AC/DC - The Jack

the dismemberment plan - what do you want me to say?
fleetwood mac - say you love me

outkast - ?
swell maps - ...uh...

Prince - "Why You Wanna Treat Me So Bad?"
Frank Sinatra - "You're Awful"

lol awesome

jesse mccartney - how do you sleep?
jeremih - bed

pixies - where is my mind?
dinosaur jr. - in a jar

Van Halen - Could This Be Magic?
Fearless Four - It's Magic

Bill Withers — Who Is He (And What Is He to You)?
Morrissey — The Last of the Famous International Playboys

the beatles - why don't we do it in the road?
the beatles - fixing a hole

ha!

josie cotton - johnny, are you queer?
johnny cash - i walk the line

this thread delivers

Super Furry Animals - Blerwytirhwng?
Bob Dylan - I Pity the Poor Immigrant

Moby — Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?
Jimmy Buffett — Cheeseburger in Paradise

Culture Club — Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?
Usher — Yeah!

lol

Aimee Mann - How Am I Different?
Bush Tetras - You Taste Like the Tropics

Funkadelic - Who Says A Funk Band Can't Play Rock?
The Oblivians - Guitar Shop Asshole

wedding present - why are you being so reasonable now?
afroman - because i got high

Electrosect - How Does It Feel?
The Juan MacLean - Feel So Good

Underworld - Why, Why, Why
Jungle Brothers - Because I Got It Like That

The KLF - What Time Is Love?
Fever Ray - Now Is The Only Time I Know

Timmy Thomas - Why Can't We Live Together?
Deadboy - U Cheated

Janet Jackson - What Have You Done For Me Lately?
Wham - Everything She Wants

Pet Shop Boys - What Have I Done To Deserve This
Stevie Wonder - You Haven't Done Nothin'

Genesis - Who Dunnit?
Dave Matthews Band - I Did It

Belle & Sebastian - Is It Wicked Not to Care?
The Lemon Pipers - Ask Me If I Care

The Bonzo Dog Band - Can Blue Men Sing the Whites?
The Blue Man Group - White Rabbit

Bob Seger System - 2 + 2 = ?
Radiohead - 2 + 2 = 5

Fleetwood Mac - What Makes You Think You're the One?
The White Stripes - I Fought Piranhas

The Monkees - Can You Dig It?
The Psychedelic Furs - I Don't Mine

Trans Am - Where Do You Want To Fuck Today?
Oneohtrix Point Never - Behind The Bank

Buzzcocks - Why Can't I Touch It?
Barbra Streisand & Neil Diamond - You Don't Bring Me Flowers

Tindersticks - Can We Start Again?
Ramones - I Don't Wanna Walk Around With You

Buzzcocks - What Do I Get
Nervous Eaters - Just Head

MC Hawking - Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up And Die?
Beck - Already Dead

The Contours - Do You Love Me
Magnetic Fields - I Don't Really Love You Anymore

justin timberlake - (oh no) what you got?
mc luscious - boom! i got your boyfriend

Travis - Why Does It Always Rain on Me?
Johnny Boy - You Are The Generation that Bought More Shoes and You Get What You Deserve

The Cramps - Can Your Pussy Do The Dog?
Kool Keith - Leave Me Alone

Frank Zappa - Who Are The Brain Police?
Pharcyde - Yo mama

my bloody valentine - can i touch you?
gucci mane ft. mac bre-z - go head

Joe Jackson - Is She Really Going Out With Him?
Orbital - Sad But True

The Flaming Lips - Do You Realize?
The Cowboy Junkies - I Don't Get It

Kasey Chambers - Am I Not Pretty Enough?
The Bloodhound Gang - You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

LeAnn Rimes - How Do I Live?
Depeche Mode - It's Called A "Heart"

I like the double sided ones:

Love:

Side 1: "Seven and Seven is....?"
Side 2: "No, fourteen!"

Gerry and The Pacemakers - How Do You Do What You Do To Me?
The Who - I Can't Explain

The Who - Who Are You?
Chaka Khan - I'm Every Woman

Bros - When Will I Be Famous?
Lily Allen - Never Gonna Happen

Michael Jackson - Who Is It?
Paul McCartney - Let 'Em In
Michael Jackson - Will You Be There?
Paul McCartney - Too Many People
Michael Jackson - Why You Wanna Trip On Me?
Paul McCartney - This Never Happened Before
Michael Jackson - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'?
Paul McCartney - I Do
Michael Jackson - Beat It
Paul McCartney - Don't Be Careless Love
Michael Jackson - Get On The Floor
Paul McCartney - One Of These Days
Michael Jackson - Give In To Me
Paul McCartney - Get Out Of My Way
Michael Jackson - Don't Walk Away
Paul McCartney - I've Had Enough
Michael Jackson - I Can't Help It
Paul McCartney - Goodnight Tonight
Michael Jackson - Gone Too Soon
Michael Jackson - *Cry*

New York Dolls - Who Are The Mystery Girls?
Chris Bell - You and Your Sister

Bo Diddley - Who Do You Love?
De La Soul - Me, Myself and I

Velvet Underground - How Does It Feel To Be Loved?
Fiction Factory - Feels Like Heaven

(applause for Autumn Almanac)

haha oops velvet underground knowledge fail

Michael Bolton - Can I Touch You There?
The Fugs - Dirty Old Man

The Flying Buritto Brothers - Why Are You Crying?
The Happy Flowers - My Frisbee Went Under a Lawnmower

The KLF - America: What Time Is Love?
America - What Does It Matter

vg

Sparks - When Do I Get to Sing "My Way"?
Frank Sinatra - When I Take My Sugar to Tea

or alternatively

Sparks - When Do I Get to Sing "My Way"?
Frank Sinatra - When Your Lover Has Gone

Prince - Do U Lie?
Fleetwood Mac - Little Lies

Tuomas is winning.

AA's exchange made me lol irl

Oh yeah, that one too.

El DeBarge - Who's Johnny?
Johnny Cash - It Ain't Me Babe

Jimmy Ray - Are You Jimmy Ray?
Melissa Etheridge - Yes I am.

Van Morrison – Who Was That Masked Man?
The Clash - Bankrobber

Mis-teeq - Why?
The Beatles - Because

the national - all the wine
Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk Too Fuck

to fuck

That's not a Q tho.

Travis: Why does it always rain on me?
Aha: The sun always shines on TV

Baha Men - Who Let the Dogs Out?
Eminem - Stan

ah shit, misread the title.

Rolling Stones: Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadow?
Four Tops: Standing in the Shadows of Love

Elton John: Are You Ready for Love?
Martha Reeves and the Vandellas: I'm Ready For Love
(confess to having DJd that segue)

Frightened Rabbit - Who'd You Kill Now?
Neds Atomic Dustbin - You

assbackwards
John Lee Hooker - When my first wife left me
Avett Brothers - Will You Return?

Old classix:
Jimi Hendrix: Are You Experienced?
Eric Burdon: Yes, I am experienced.

Another backwards one:

Shellac - My Black Ass
The Style Council - Have You Ever Had It Blue?

Rod Stewart - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?
Dawn Penn - No, no, no

Lenny Kravitz: Are you gonna go my way?
Judy Collins: Both Sides now.

Engelbert Humperdinck - Am I That Easy To Forget?
The Who - Who Are You?

Pulp - Do You Remember the First Time?
Peter Gabriel - I Don't Remember

Ray Charles - What'd I Say?
Tim Buckley - I Must Have Been Blind

ouch

Pacific Gas & Electric - Are You Ready?
Gnaw Their Tongues - My Orifices Await Ravishing

ouchier

R.E.M. — What's the Frequency, Kenneth?
Kenny Rogers — While the Feeling's Good

Bo Donaldson & the Heywoods - Who Do You Think You Are?
Herman's Hermits - I'm Henry the VIII, I Am

War — Why Can't We Be Friends?
Billy & The Boingers — U-Stink-But-I-♥-U

The Shirelles — Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?
Trey Songz — Gotta Go

A Tribe Called Quest — Can I Kick It?
Pointer Sisters — Yes We Can Can

The Revillos - Where's the Boy For Me?
Richard & Linda Thompson - Down Where the Drunkards Roll

Buzzcocks - What Do I Get?
The Monkees - Zilch

The Dismemberment Plan - What Do You Want Me To Say?
Aphex Twin - Kladfvgbung Micshk

Chicago — Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?
Alan Jackson & Jimmy Buffett — It's Five O'Clock Somewhere

Trisha Yearwood — How Do I Live Without You?
Guadalcanal Diary — Get Over It

Eurythmics - Who' That Girl?
Robbie Williams and the Pet Shop Boys - She's Madonna