THE OFFICIAL "LEMME SMANG IT" LRYICS POLL

this poll is the literal definition of "the poll that had to be made"

smangin them drawers is my life's aspiration / f dot floss loves ladies & relations (love it!)

went 4 this one, underrated imo

flynt flo$$y, known across the nation / smash & bang is my favorite combination

this is what i like to call "smash-bang fusion" / gotta focus mama, you don't wanna get a cooch contusion

here is my top 10

10. you should be cautious, but don't be scary / i'ma have you lookin like a wild thornberry
9. i smang it tarantino / "from dusk till dawn"
8. daaaaaamn, i really hope that that ain't true / but if it is, here's what i'm gonna do for you (true)
7. and when you get here, i'm not just gonna bang it / i'ma smash it too so let's just say i'm gonna smang it
6. smangin them drawers is my life's aspiration / f dot floss loves ladies & relations (love it!)
5. this is what i like to call "smash-bang fusion" / gotta focus mama, you don't wanna get a cooch contusion (th
4. flynt flo$$y, known across the nation / smash & bang is my favorite combination
3. heeeeey lil lady how you feelin / it's humma boo at the crib just chillin
2. another banger.../... or should i say smanger?
1. i like to mix it up / i like to do stuff

"humma boo at the crib just chillin" murders me every time

oh wow this song has verses?

good top ten

1. i like to mix it up / i like to do stuff

^rap's memorable banalities

holy shit that wild thornberry line never stuck out to me before

here is my top 10

fucking in hysterics over this

this is such a dope line

you say in bed that your man is a lame guy / having sex with him is just like watching paint dry

"i like to mix it up / i like to do stuff" obv

oh wow this gif has a song?

i'm reading thru the 77 trax thread, still boggling a little at lex on this

the idea of lex bumping "smang it" but having no idea of the video both makes me appreciate lex's sense of humor more while still completely boggling my mind

for those who haven't seen/heard this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0

the helpful markers

yeah my jaw kinda dropped when lex said he has no idea it had a video - the idea of just bumping this mp3 alone is hilarious to me

kinda shocked this is a consensus pick but

i like to mix it up / i like to do stuff

STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY. THIS APPLIES TO EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE.

― lex diamonds (lex pretend), Monday, January 24, 2011 7:01 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

do stuff is way too easy, so thornberry or cooch contusion. deciding...

nah, it's do stuff

still lollin @ this making #69 on our list

yeah my jaw kinda dropped when lex said he has no idea it had a video - the idea of just bumping this mp3 alone is hilarious to me

i always just bump mp3 alone, can't remember the last time i saw a song's video first

what makes me think the video will make me like this less? :/

I really thought that in the J0rdan S. dichotomy of "memorize every Gucci lyric" vs. "listen to the wrong version of Toot It And Boot It and not realize it because only the hook really matters" that this would fall in the latter category. I guess I should listen to it a 2nd time at some point?

lol

i don't care for this song or anything really but it is funny and is a gif gold mine

"f dot floss loves ladies and relations" = my favorite delivery, if not the best line

reminiscent of

M
PERIOD
FERSH
COMMA
YOUR WIFE IS MY
BABY MOMMA

ugh *FRESH

the adlibs kill every time

esp. drip drip

http://sharetv.org/images/the_wild_thornberrys-show.jpg

"humma boo at the crib just chillin" murders me every time

― wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, January 25, 2011 5:56 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

i don't care for this song or anything really but it is funny and is a gif gold mine

― fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Tuesday, January 25, 2011 7:28 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

u missin the point

I really thought that in the J0rdan S. dichotomy of "memorize every Gucci lyric" vs. "listen to the wrong version of Toot It And Boot It and not realize it because only the hook really matters" that this would fall in the latter category. I guess I should listen to it a 2nd time at some point?

― trv kvnt (some dude), Tuesday, January 25, 2011 7:25 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i didnt vote for this in pnj loosely, fyi

that was a highly considered ballot

also sidenote, p sure yung humma-related facebook statuses have been my most popular for the past year

obv i majorly regret not putting this on my p/j

I really thought that in the J0rdan S. dichotomy of "memorize every Gucci lyric" vs. "listen to the wrong version of Toot It And Boot It and not realize it because only the hook really matters" that this would fall in the latter category. I guess I should listen to it a 2nd time at some point?

― trv kvnt (some dude), Tuesday, January 25, 2011 7:25 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

well, the verses were actually a pretty slow burn for me -- mostly i was tripping off the video for a while & i thought it was just a catchy ass joint, yeah -- but the verses really are the funniest part

posts in character or w/e but /pats self on back for trying to get everyone into this immediately

I thought this was THE OFFICIAL LEMMY SANG IT LYRICS POLL and I was gonna vote for "Your bones will build my palaces, your eyes will stud my crown, For I am Mars, the god of war, and I will cut you down."

i like to mix it up / i like to do stuff

lemme smang it video has 1.5 million views fyi

i pretty much agree exactly with j0rdan's top 10 except replace "smang it tarantino" with "lame guy"/"paint dry"

daaaaaamn, i really hope that that ain't true / but if it is, here's what i'm gonna do for you (true)

the selflessness of this reminds me of Prince.

yeah my jaw kinda dropped when lex said he has no idea it had a video - the idea of just bumping this mp3 alone is hilarious to me

i always just bump mp3 alone, can't remember the last time i saw a song's video first

what makes me think the video will make me like this less? :/

the video is incredible especially if you like the song already

btw i picked "I like to mix it up/I like to do stuff"; I mean so many lines are great in there but that's the one my friends and I probably quote the most

another great TJ line: "I didn't do shit/so you can't even prove it"

the song is funny wtf

the locals got you dry? well let me be your tourist / and i'll leave your body feelin like a rainforest (drip drip)

not the most ridiculous lol line but the most legitimately clever imo

call me marathon / my jimmy runs long

never really noticed this line

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

had a dream about flynt flo$$y last night; he was doing the Oscars or something, sans facial hair (he did have a small moustache going on though)...not surprised as he is known across the nation

Okay you guys, I don't know why I didn't get this when I was introduced to it in the eoy countdown, but I fucking love it now. April me is smdh at January me.

guys wwwttttttffffff

Learn Chinese with Hip Hop: Lesson 1, Learn how to "Smang it gurl!" （"轟/撞它,女孩！"）

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1LDU3od_Ug&feature=player_embedded

lol

it draws out how tonal humma's imploring delivery is

wait wtf

o.m.g.

mmmm... shao humma

it's questo boo at the crib just chillin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fweo7zFgLrA

HA!

loool

ladies & relations (love it!)

another banger.../... or should i say smanger?

i wish this was a justin timberlake song title

true

'(that'll hurt!)' for me.

call me orange soda cuz she crushed my feelings

http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_613711&feature=iv&src_vid=xt5ghXdq6Z0&v=YtccPpopSdo

I like to mix it up

I like to do stuff

F DOT FLOSS LOVES LADIES AND RELATIONS

"humma boo at the crib just chillin" murders me every time

― wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, January 25, 2011 5:56 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

― johnny crunch, Tuesday, January 25, 2011 7:39 PM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink

this song is gonna get snubbed from every year end list isn't it

this is what i like to call "smash-bang fusion" / gotta focus mama, you don't wanna get a cooch contusion

tryin to figure out what I’m gonna do today

<3

VERY IMPORTANT POLL

Qualifier 73!

1 Yung Humma/Flynt Flossy! https://t.co/rJEXfE2lQI
2 Nicki Minaj/Beenie Man! https://t.co/AB7gl43hkc
3 Rihanna/Bryson Tiller! https://t.co/8UNywUcHQI
4 Cardi B/Megan Thee Stallion! https://t.co/e5KDUQ6Apz

— World Cup Of Duets (@peoples_pop) October 10, 2020

Memorize every Gucci lyric? Naw don't fear it, we gonna freestyle gonna roll with the spheric.

Too abstract. Better next round:
We gonna freestyle tongue it gonna roll with the spheric.
Not safe for radio--freetyle taste it? Back to the abstract school after all, we gotta game it on the board, we gotta ball.

Blackboard headboard, we got it all!

Qualifier 73!

1 Yung Humma/Flynt Flossy! https://t.co/rJEXfE2lQI
2 Nicki Minaj/Beenie Man! https://t.co/AB7gl43hkc
3 Rihanna/Bryson Tiller! https://t.co/8UNywUcHQI
4 Cardi B/Megan Thee Stallion! https://t.co/e5KDUQ6Apz

— World Cup Of Duets (@peoples_pop) October 10, 2020

The Humma and the Floss are up against some steep competition here and need your help.

10 years ago

This day 10 years ago “Smang it” was introduced to the world 🤯😅 who wudda thought me shootin a video infront of a white backdrop, b/c it was the only thing In my budget at the time would of done what it did??🤷🏿‍♂️😅 — stay tuned more new new on D way 😁👌🏿🎥https://t.co/skibqICZPX pic.twitter.com/BdwKNWN9Zg

— Flynt Flossy (@RealFlyntFloss) October 15, 2020

Fond memories of ILM doing right and this track placing #69 in that year’s songs poll

getting some non intentional smang it video vibes from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh777eklDyg

this classic is 15 years old.

good god.

that's basically the same distance from Led Zeppelin's "Kashmir" to Wilson Phillips's "Hold On"

heard this on a proper soundsystem recently and forgot how minimal and chill the beat is.

a tummiscratch beat

heard this on a proper soundsystem recently and forgot how minimal and chill the beat is.

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, September 1, 2026 9:22 PM (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

a blessed life you're leading to hear lemme smang on a good system in 2026

i think this is an improvement (to both songs)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQw13O6g_n4

a blessed life you're leading to hear lemme smang on a good system in 2026

seriously shasta, damn

I found a copy of the 12” for $50
It’s not on discogs for some reason

blessed life you're leading to

otm

humma boo in the crib jus chillin

well dang I had no idea a 12" existed. I remember looking to see if they pressed one a few years back but somehow it never turned up in search.

might as well post my other Turquoise Jeep mashups

Chemical Brothers + Shuyamouf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOdRbgh2rcs

Earth, Wind, and Fire + Go Grab My Belt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwAfLwuiIV8

heeeeey lil lady how you feelin / it's humma boo at the crib just chillin 0

heard this on a proper soundsystem recently and forgot how minimal and chill the beat is.

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, September 1, 2026 9:22 PM (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

a blessed life you're leading to hear lemme smang on a good system in 2026

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, September 1, 2026 10:16 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

there's a new generation casting Aja aside and using Turquoise Jeep youtube videos for sound system validation.

lol

it came on late-ish at a wedding (bride's choice!) and it came out of nowhere and had everyone dancing and busting up.

I found a copy of the 12” for $50
It’s not on discogs for some reason

― ok (D-40), Tuesday, September 1, 2026 10:27 PM (yesterday)

https://www.discogs.com/release/5390083-Turquoise-Jeep-Turquoise-Jeep

Ahh that’s why

Hasn’t sold a copy on there since 2022 and one copy is listed for $500 lmao