worst line on the remix to "Deuces" by Chris Brown

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you should make your own toilet tissue since you the shit 3
[Kanye West] You know what, yo? you a bitch! 2
by the seashore, but she's not a bore but neither a whore 1
yeah but tell them bitches that you'll always be my missus 1
but all you got is some fucking issues you fucking bitch 1
you with all those curves and me without no brakes -- OOPS 1
act like there's gum in your hair girl, cut it out 0
what it entails is hard to say like selling seashells 0
come on thats old news...yesterday's paper 0
[Chris Brown] know you gon (miss me a little when I'm gone) [Fabolous] Drizzy voice 0
if you knew better you'd do better, wanna get the middle finger but I got two better 0
meet my two fingers, intro...deuces 0
[Andre 3000] The farewell email from a female 0
the kind you can't ignore but want to open the door...for 0
I gotta find me a new locomotive stop making sad songs 0
chase the Cabooses until the track gone 0
you start to sound like Confucius when making up excuses 0
it's hard to throw up them deuces cause when you know it's juicy 0
somebody thats a nerd, likely fast forward, but shit they asked for it 0
and here I am, all heavy with the words where 0
get ya minds out the gutter man, we out here tryna have a good time 0
times to my cousins house to see if I was there 0
but enough to know tonight excited she came four 0
well enough to know if this is all she came for 0
[Fabolous] think I give two shits, you aint gon do shit 0
hehe. I'm stupid, but I won't get my drama on 0
[T.I] Your wrist and fingers glisten, ice cold like Michigan 0
your friends always tying up every line on your phone 0
you feel like you miss those happy days well girl that makes two of us 0
I'm willing to work it out however long it takes you 0
[Drake] What you mean I ain't call you? I hit you when I landed 0
you looking mad, girl for goodness sakes 0
I mean it's part of our relationships, amazing still 0
I'll fuck you like no-one has ever ever made you feel 0
then, go on, got me hot, smoking like a chimney 0
by now so you go sleeping with them clowns, they are no relief 0
he just took my old bitch and turn it to his new bitch 0
niggas take my old flows and they take my old swag 0
when I cut em off they always become a nuisance 0
girl seduce us, they come in Deuces 0
you gon be hot a little while, I'mma be rich forever 0
give her a kiss for me, her second son 0
I hate niggas, but I love your mom 0
you should have a travel agent cuz you a trip 0
I'll fuck you right I will, I'll fuck you right I will 0


some dude, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

you with all those curves and me without no brakes -- OOPS

^^ pretty sure this line is Drake confessing to premature ejaculation

some dude, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 02:49 (fourteen years ago)

hahah i heard this on the radio on the way home and was like "fuck, 3000 is rapping about emailing chicks again??"

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 February 2011 02:49 (fourteen years ago)

you with all those curves and me without no brakes -- OOPS

the funniest part is that he tries to rhyme "brakes -- OOPS" with "takes you"

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 February 2011 02:54 (fourteen years ago)

god there are so many bad lines on this song

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 February 2011 02:55 (fourteen years ago)

he might be saying "ooh" but i just had to put it in as "oops" because that's how i always hear it

some dude, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 02:56 (fourteen years ago)

by the seashore, but she's not a bore but neither a whore

^^voting for this tho cuz it's like a third grade rhyme

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 February 2011 02:56 (fourteen years ago)

"ice cold like Michigan" is in the canon of things T.I. sounded really stupid saying in 2010 alongside "playin' kissyface" and "captain of the cool kids"

some dude, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

nothing is stupider than "captain of the cool kids"

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 February 2011 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

you start to sound like Confucius when making up excuses
chase the Cabooses until the track gone

this is seriously some of the worst rapping i've ever heard in my entire life

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 February 2011 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

fabolous has the best verse on this song & i'd rate it a 3/10 at best

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 February 2011 02:59 (fourteen years ago)

yeah the Andre and Kanye verses are pretty much the 2 worst verses of 2010

some dude, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

by the seashore, but she's not a bore but neither a whore

^^voting for this tho cuz it's like a third grade rhyme

wtf, what kinda typical third grader says or even knows the word "whore"??

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

well i mean, assuming that a third grader would know the word whore

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 February 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

i just mean the rhyme scheme

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 February 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

act like there's gum in your hair girl, cut it out

^^ my vote

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 03:03 (fourteen years ago)

yeah that's fucking awful

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 February 2011 03:03 (fourteen years ago)

i'm shocked that's not a drake line

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 February 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

like, you know your rap song is straight dog shit when kanye west saying "you know what? you're a bitch" is not even in the top 10 most offensive things

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 February 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

also it's important to note that the worst line ever is actually on the original "deuces"

Like Tina did Ike in the limo, it finally hit me

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 February 2011 03:06 (fourteen years ago)

^

that one line alone would justify a complete destruction of all chris brown recorded/digital material ever. ok maybe not. but it is that bad

katherine, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 04:13 (fourteen years ago)

I have not heard this and have no intention to.

The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 04:56 (fourteen years ago)

Ugh. So bummed right now.

It's obvious Weezy is feeling Wang on this, (lpz), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 06:35 (fourteen years ago)

I actually like the Andre verse -- obviously it's terrible from a "lyrical content" perspective, but after all the heavy-handed hashtag shit his somewhat-nimble internal rhymes are like manna from heaven

proso_Opopoeia (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:13 (fourteen years ago)

fabo's "Meet my two fingers... intro... deuces", with double-grocery-bagged delivery mirroring the content on the level of form, is maybe the single most amazing moment in the song

proso_Opopoeia (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:19 (fourteen years ago)

trying to vote for anything other than "no brakes, OOPS!" but it's an uphill battle

proso_Opopoeia (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:20 (fourteen years ago)

i kinda wish i had this song in my iTunes library just so i could label it "Deuces (ft. Douches)"

some dude, Monday, 7 February 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 10 February 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

6 votes to Kanye's verse, 2 to Drake's, 1 to Andre's.

some dude, Thursday, 10 February 2011 00:47 (fourteen years ago)


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