Help with this obscure music joke...

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So I used to be a big Dead Milkmen fan, and while I was surfing one day, I came across something someone said about the beginning of the track "Methodist Coloring Book" off the Metaphysical Graffiti album.

"And the funniest bit on the whole album - heck, maybe the funniest bit of their entire career - is accessible only to diehard Zeppelin fans. No one else will get it, or even realize that it's there. But it is. Right there at the beginning of "Methodist Coloring Book." Aww man. I laughed for weeks. It's short. It's stupid. It's vague. But ahhh man, they do it so well."

And like a jerk, he doesn't say what this phenomenal joke is. Anyway, the thing this guy was talking about was this dialogue that the band has before the song starts:

Dean: Hey there's a big airplane goin' by.
Rodney: Get it! Go! Go!
Recording Guy: It's on the track.
Rodney: Leave it! Get it on the track!
Joe: Get it! Get it! Catch it!
Dean: I got it!

This transcript doesn't really do justice to the actual performance, but I was hoping someone could fill me in on what the joke is.

Manny Parsons, Sunday, 25 August 2002 03:16 (twenty-three years ago)

it ends like this:

"Ninja, Ninja, RAP!"

boxcubed (boxcubed), Sunday, 25 August 2002 03:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Must have something to do with the brief bits of chatter accessible here and there on various Zeppelin tracks -- for some reason the skit reminds of some acoustic track on the second disc of Physical Graffiti in particular...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 August 2002 03:38 (twenty-three years ago)

At the start of Black Country Woman on the Physical Graffiti album there is a droning sound - as it turns out, the sound is that of an aeroplane (airplane) flying over the studio. Remember Zep recorded this track outside in the garden at Stargroves using the Rolling Stones Mobile Sudio. The dialogue goes like this:

Eddie Kramer: Shall we roll it, Jimmy? We're rolling on, uh ...
Jimmy Page: One?
Eddie Kramer: Oh, one again.
Robert Plant: (laughs at droning sound screwing up the take)
Eddie Kramer: (We) can't get this airplane on.
Robert Plant: Nah, leave it, yeah.

... and Page plays the opening with the airplane sound still droning. It adds to the track's authenticity and kind of makes the song.

I guess the Dead Milkmen joke is that they're desperately trying to capitalise on an opportunity by getting the airplane sound on the track to make it timeless, whereas Zeppelin did it through poor dumb luck.

Tim Ayling, Sunday, 25 August 2002 13:26 (twenty-three years ago)

That sound bite is a case of "independent invention."
Yes, there really was an airplane and we said what we did. It was only later that someone pointed out that the same thing had happened to Led Zep (although I'm sure the Zep'lin lads were having more fun). Strange, yeah. But strange stuff happened all the time, back then.

Thanks,
- Rodney

Other DM questions could be fielded at the message board at:
http://www.deadmilkmen.com/

Rodney Anonymous, Tuesday, 27 August 2002 16:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Dang, Rodney Anonymous! Hang around here more, that could be fun. Big Lizard In My Backyard is one of the ultimate summertime albums ever made.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 August 2002 17:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh wow, now I have questions.

1) Was the "Bitchin' Camaro" in question an IROC, SS or Z-28?
2) Did you see that episode of "Beavis and Butt-head" where they were watching the "Punk Rock Girl" video and said "a real punk rock girl would, like, kick this guy's ass"?
3) How often do people stop you on the street and say "hey duuude, like, 'California Dreamin' was the Mamas and the Papas, not the Beach Boys, maaaan"?
3.5) How often do you subsequently smack them upside the head?
4) Who'd win in a knife fight, the Dead Milkmen or Camper Van Beethoven?

Nate Patrin, Tuesday, 27 August 2002 17:52 (twenty-three years ago)

oh also dead milkmen dude do you remember a guy named brian smith you used to know, he was my chemistry teacher!!

simon trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 27 August 2002 18:23 (twenty-three years ago)

my friend melissa said she would pass it on, and she did. my only claim to fame being friends with the wife of malory.

keith, Tuesday, 27 August 2002 23:33 (twenty-three years ago)

methinks that rodney amadeus mellencamp anonymous
is yanking our chain!
i mean, the cover of 'metaphysical graffiti' features a photo
of a building, laid out like the cover of 'physical graffiti'
-- not to mention the title. duh!

sort of like when the guys, when interviewed by 'much music,'
which was canada's version of mtv,
answered the question of how they met and formed the band
by saying it was in prison.

and rodney said he saw morrisey in a diner
and he was eating a big steak and sitting with a chick.


the milkmen did do a cover version of southbound saurez,
dunno if it ever made it on anything...


'metaphysical' has one of my fave dm ditties on it, 'dollar signs in her eyes.'

melbell, Wednesday, 28 August 2002 10:03 (twenty-three years ago)

The Campers would definitely beat us at bowling. But it's a toss up about the knife fight, I mean, we might gain the advantage by biting them in the kneecaps. The Milkmen are, after all, the only band smaller than Prince.
But we'd beat 'em at toilet-heaving shot putt. Hands down.


As to your other questions, they're now posted on the Free-for-All Message board on the DM site
http://www.deadmilkmen.com/wwwboard/index.html
We'll see if you get any responses. All the guys weigh in there from time to time.

cheers, keep away from the bleach,
Mr. and Mrs. Clean

Dean Clean & the Milk Maid, Wednesday, 28 August 2002 11:44 (twenty-three years ago)


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