Hi,
OK, these are the rules.
1. THE SONG DOES NOT TAKE UP ALL OF ONE SIDE OF THE ALBUM. (That's a different thing)
2. track is at least double the length of the next longest song on the album.
3. Can either conclude side 1 or side 2. Or even have something short after it, it's up to youse.
Inspired by me finally getting "Join Hands" for a fiver from Fopp...
― Mark G, Friday, 11 February 2011 09:26 (fourteen years ago)
yo la tengo - night falls on hoboken
― frankly, mr. cankly (Pillbox), Friday, 11 February 2011 09:34 (fourteen years ago)
Husker Du - "Reoccurring Dreams" (Zen Arcade)
― seminal fuiud (NickB), Friday, 11 February 2011 09:36 (fourteen years ago)
Velvet Underground - Sister Ray (White Light/White Heat)
― seminal fuiud (NickB), Friday, 11 February 2011 09:39 (fourteen years ago)
Genesis – "Supper's Ready" (Foxtrot)
― ban this sick stunt (anagram), Friday, 11 February 2011 09:39 (fourteen years ago)
Beck - Blackhole (Mellow Gold)
― frankly, mr. cankly (Pillbox), Friday, 11 February 2011 09:43 (fourteen years ago)
with regard to #1 and #3, what about albums that haven't been released on vinyl
― ban this sick stunt (anagram), Friday, 11 February 2011 09:43 (fourteen years ago)
Entirely up to youse, within the spirit of the thing.
― Mark G, Friday, 11 February 2011 09:48 (fourteen years ago)
Cut Copy - Sun (Zonoscope)
― groovypanda, Friday, 11 February 2011 09:59 (fourteen years ago)
Box Tops-"Rock Me Baby" (Dimensions)
This one's funny because A. They had already put a short version of the same song on the previous album (Nonstop) and B. It's all jammed out stuff by session musicians, so it's not even the actual group filling out the record.
― Your cousin, Marvin Cobain (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 11 February 2011 10:09 (fourteen years ago)
Bob Dylan - Desolation Row (Highway 61 Revisited)M83 - Midnight Souls Still Remain (Saturdays=Youth)Rolling Stones - Going Home (Aftermath)Bedhead - The Present (Transaction de Novo)Erykah Badu - Out My Mind, Just In Time (New Amerykah 2)Swervedriver - Never Lost That Feeling/Never Learn (Mezcal Head)Mastodon - Pendulous Skin (Blood Mountain)Black Sabbath - The Warning (s/t)
― frankly, mr. cankly (Pillbox), Friday, 11 February 2011 10:13 (fourteen years ago)
Bowery Electric "Postscript" (band falls asleep on the keyboard)
― Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Friday, 11 February 2011 10:18 (fourteen years ago)
Pulp - The Day After The RevolutionMatthew Sweet - Thunderstorm
― Morcheeba, simply happening. (PaulTMA), Friday, 11 February 2011 10:43 (fourteen years ago)
from memory : Transvision Vamp : Velveteen
pretty sure this ends with a long'un in comparison to the rest of it.
some others on this computer
Madness : FolgateAmorphous Androgynous : The Isness and the OtherBaikonour : For the Lonely Hearts of the CosmosBruce Springsteen : Born To RunFoetus : FlowFoetus : ThawHeaven 17 : How Men Are (the amazing and thats no lie)Lo-Fi Allstars : Don't Be Afraid Of LoveMassive Attack : 100th Window (not a real track as such - just a 19 minute drone)QOTSA : RRegular Fries : Accept the Signal (Anno Domin1 pt1 and pt2)Superpitcher : Here Comes love (another exptended drone fade out thing)
― mark e, Friday, 11 February 2011 11:10 (fourteen years ago)
Al Stewart - Love Chronicles
― Night Nurse with Wound (Jack Battery-Pack), Friday, 11 February 2011 13:43 (fourteen years ago)
Th'Faith Healers - "Everything All At Once Forever" (Imaginary Friend)
― cellular nekomata (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 11 February 2011 13:52 (fourteen years ago)
Liars - 'This Dust Makes That Mud'. Pretty much doubling the album's length with what's more or less a locked groove (is the LP version actually a locked groove, does anyone know?).
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 11 February 2011 13:52 (fourteen years ago)
Einstürzende Neubauten – "Headcleaner" (Tabula Rasa)Spiritualized – "Cop Shoot Cop" (LAGWAFIS)
― ban this sick stunt (anagram), Friday, 11 February 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)
love endings like this
tereza and tomas - bright eyesdisappearing ink - emeraldsmogwai young team - mogwaiall the distant ships - electric presidentpree sisters swallowing a donkey's eye - neutral milk hotelhangman blues - smog
― jumpskins, Friday, 11 February 2011 14:17 (fourteen years ago)
Sonic Youth, "The Diamond Sea"
― Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Friday, 11 February 2011 14:18 (fourteen years ago)
So, Did the beatles do it first with "Revolution 9"?
Oh, except for "Going Home" Rolling stones?
Oh, and also "Sing this all together, see what happens" Blimey, them stoonz beat the beatles twice there!
― Mark G, Friday, 11 February 2011 14:26 (fourteen years ago)
^ Revolution 9 fails rule 2
― seminal fuiud (NickB), Friday, 11 February 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)
daft punk - "too long" (lol)
― there is a lout that never goes "aight" (bernard snowy), Friday, 11 February 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)
That's not the last track on the album either!
― Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 11 February 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)
xpost!
― Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 11 February 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)
xxpost (also fails rule 2, but just barely — it's 10 minutes even, next longest are 5:45 and then 5:21, nothing else over 5 minutes)
― there is a lout that never goes "aight" (bernard snowy), Friday, 11 February 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)
The La's - Looking Glass
This one's completely from memory as I've not listened to the album in years but I seem to remember every song was a 2 to 3 minute Beatles rip off except for the closing track which was 8 minutes or so long.
― groovypanda, Friday, 11 February 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)
the seeds - up in her room
― city worker, Friday, 11 February 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)
Well, I was thinking of "Good Night" being a 'short' endie, but hey.
― Mark G, Friday, 11 February 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)
― frankly, mr. cankly (Pillbox), Friday, 11 February 2011 09:43 (4 hours ago)
blackhole is like 4 or 5 mins long and the rest is a long fucking silence and then a 2-minute digifreak
― acoleuthic, Friday, 11 February 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)
M83 - Midnight Souls Still Remain (Saturdays=Youth)
lemme remind you that 'couleurs' was nrly 9 minutes long kthx
― acoleuthic, Friday, 11 February 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)
Nice one
― Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 11 February 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)
Swervedriver - Never Lost That Feeling/Never Learn (Mezcal Head)
this wasn't the album version, also there's an 8-minute song on the album anyway
― acoleuthic, Friday, 11 February 2011 14:42 (fourteen years ago)
Nick Cave – "Babe I'm On Fire" (Nocturama)
― ban this sick stunt (anagram), Friday, 11 February 2011 14:43 (fourteen years ago)
oneida - changes in the citybardo pond - amen (tho this technically only closes the cd, not the lp)
― city worker, Friday, 11 February 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)
Erykah Badu - Out My Mind, Just In Time (New Amerykah 2)
also fails 2x rule
Mastodon - Pendulous Skin (Blood Mountain)
also fails 'shitty silence then secret track/message from josh homme' rule
― acoleuthic, Friday, 11 February 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)
According to Wiki/AOL,
Rev9 is 8mins 22, HelterSkel = 4:29
I think you've got yr deck running slow up there.
― Mark G, Friday, 11 February 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)
Foetus : Flow
kreibabe is godhead but mandelayyyyyyyeeeeeeeee is within 50% of its length (and godheadness)
Lo-Fi Allstars : Don't Be Afraid Of Love
dark is easy is only 7 mins, the rest is silence/bonus - good song tho
NUFF POLICIN' SORRY BUZZKILL
― acoleuthic, Friday, 11 February 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)
Pulp - The Day After The Revolution
the song part of this is brilliant but sadly only 5 minutes long, rest is 10 minutes of a single chord. jarv says byebye too. aw.
but more importantly, 'seductive barry' is 8 minutes anyway
NEVER LOSE THAT POLICIN'
― acoleuthic, Friday, 11 February 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)
Oh look, since no-one has said it:
"We will fall" The Stooges.
― Mark G, Friday, 11 February 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)
this is srsly the most aspergertastic posting spree I've ever been on, truly sorry
― acoleuthic, Friday, 11 February 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)
DON'T LOOK IT Up!
― Mark G, Friday, 11 February 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)
ahh u're correct, it has a few seconds of silence before dropping into the 'secret' track, i thought they blended together
― mark e, Friday, 11 February 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)
Einstürzende Neubauten – "Headcleaner" (Tabula Rasa)
both parts of 'headcleaner' added together are 15:08, the opening track 'die interimsliebenden' is 7:40 which doubled is 15:20
DENIED
― acoleuthic, Friday, 11 February 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)
Errrrrrrrr, this isn't the last track on the album either
― Tom D (Tom D.), Friday, 11 February 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)
It's the last track on a side (see 3)
― Mark G, Friday, 11 February 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)
― there is a lout that never goes "aight" (bernard snowy), Friday, 11 February 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)
dang beaten to the punch
I've got a rly good one btw (in that it's SO much longer than all the other songs as to be ludicrous)
Gruff Rhys - Skylon! (Candylion)
― acoleuthic, Friday, 11 February 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah, did think of that one over lunch.
― Mark G, Friday, 11 February 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)
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ahem. Rule 1....
― Mark G, Friday, 11 February 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)
First track on First Issue is longer than Fodderstompf. Fodderstompf just seems to last forever.
― seminal fuiud (NickB), Friday, 11 February 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)
So nuh!
― seminal fuiud (NickB), Friday, 11 February 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)
oh bol.
― Mark G, Friday, 11 February 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)
Neil Young, "Ambulance Blues," which is maybe cutting it close, but close enough, I say, since it serves the same epic purpose intended by the thread.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 February 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)
LJ ARREST THIS THREAD― seminal fuiud (NickB), Friday, February 11, 2011 10:18 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
― seminal fuiud (NickB), Friday, February 11, 2011 10:18 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
Clearly, my research was overhasty & has been exposed to be riddled with errors. I will exit to the side & hang my head in shame.
― frankly, mr. cankly (Pillbox), Friday, 11 February 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)
Poco-"Nobody's Fool/El Tonto de Nadie, Regresa" (Poco)
― Your cousin, Marvin Cobain (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 11 February 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)
Leonard Cohen - Death of a Ladies Man
― I, Mr. Sneer Joy (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 11 February 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)
song goes on foreeeeeeeeever
Nirvana - Endless, NamelessDarkthrone - Quintessence
― Siegbran, Friday, 11 February 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)
Tyrannosaurus Rex - "Romany Soup" (Unicorn)
― uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Friday, 11 February 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)
Velvet Underground - Oh! Sweet Nuthin"Flamin' Groovies - Whiskey Woman
― James Tipitina, Jr. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 11 February 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)
st etienne - like the swallow
― brotherlovesdub, Friday, 11 February 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)
Scorpions, "Lonesome Crow"Germs, "Annihilation Man"Groundhogs, "The Grey Maze"
― ilxor gets into jazz (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 11 February 2011 22:25 (fourteen years ago)
Kaleidoscope, "Seven-Ate Sweet"Frank Zappa, "Yo Mama"Chambers Brothers, "Time Has Come Today"Canned Heat, "Fried Hockey Boogie" (NOT to be confused with "Refried Boogie" upthread!)The Fugs, "Virgin Forest" (exactly triple the length of the runner-up)Beastie Boys, "B-Boy Bouillabaisse" (also nearly 3x as long)Nazz, "A Beautiful Song" (ok, 5 seconds short of double, but the last two make up for it)Deep Purple, "April"Art Ensemble of Chicago, "Song For Charles"Godz, "The First Multitude"Yes, "Awaken"Earth Wind & Fire, "Zanzibar"
That's all I can think of without resorting to live albums (which I REFUSE to do)
― ilxor gets into jazz (Myonga Vön Bontee), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:12 (fourteen years ago)
Spectrum "Liquid Intentions"
― Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:14 (fourteen years ago)
Thurston Moore - Elegy For All The Dead Rock Stars
― R. L. Steen's HOOSbumps (some dude), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:20 (fourteen years ago)
Six Organs of Admittance - "River of Transfiguration" (from The Sun Awakens)
― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:37 (fourteen years ago)
more (only a few from memory)
Uriah Heep, "The Magician's Birthday"Lou Reed, "Street Hassle"Edgar Broughton Band, "Dawn Crept Away"Doors, "When The Music's Over"Temptations, "Runaway Child, Running Wild"The Litter, "She's Not There"Iron Butterfly, "Butterfly Bleu"Joseph Spence, "I Am Living On the Hallujah Side"
― ilxor gets into jazz (Myonga Vön Bontee), Saturday, 12 February 2011 06:24 (fourteen years ago)
I applaud the mentioning of Bedhead. The track didn't break any rules either.
― Evan, Saturday, 12 February 2011 06:32 (fourteen years ago)
fugazi - long distance runner
― flopson, Sunday, 13 February 2011 01:08 (fourteen years ago)
Sufjan Stevens- Impossible SoulBeck- Debra
― monster_xero, Sunday, 13 February 2011 02:15 (fourteen years ago)
debra is another of those 'long silence then BONUS' thingies
iTunes library does not have all the answers
― acoleuthic, Sunday, 13 February 2011 02:22 (fourteen years ago)
lady, step into my hyundai
― frankly, mr. cankly (Pillbox), Sunday, 13 February 2011 04:37 (fourteen years ago)
The Black Angels - "Snake In The Grass"
― Jack Lemmon (crüt), Sunday, 13 February 2011 07:53 (fourteen years ago)
Kaleidoscope: The Sky ChildrenDodgy: Grassman
― You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Sunday, 13 February 2011 11:02 (fourteen years ago)
Huh, BOTH Kaleidoscopes made the list
― more barn (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 05:25 (fourteen years ago)
does Autechre - Sublimit (last track on Untilted) count? It's also the longest track they've done to date (not counting the hour-long "Perlence Subrange")
― corey, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 05:31 (fourteen years ago)
Another one from the US Kaliedoscope: "New Blue Ooze"
― Your cousin, Marvin Cobain (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 06:04 (fourteen years ago)
Memoirs Of An Officer and a Gentleman -- Emerson Lake and Palmer
Dominates Side 2 of their masterwork, Love Beach
― kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)
Boards of Canada - "Farewell Fire"from The Campfire Headphase
tho honestly it's only 8minutes, and the next biggest track is something like 6.
― kelpolaris, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 17:48 (fourteen years ago)
but it still remains the longest track on the album, and it's so slow and dawdling that it seems much longer
expressway to yr skull
^^has a lock-groove, so dont gimme any "not long enough" guff
― 69, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, February 11, 2011 1:52 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark
yeah, it's a lock-groove, but it's much clumsier than the CD version's loooooooong groove. i wish theyd spent a little more care in perfecting the LP press. or just made it a double LP with that song on both sides of the second record.
― 69, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)
Union Carbide Productions, "Down On The Beach"Neil Young, "Change Your Mind"Serpent Power, "Endless Tunnel"Armand Schaubroeck, "The Queen Hitter"
― honorary mayor of Malibu, California (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:37 (fourteen years ago)
Gillian Welch - "I Dream a Highway" (from "Time (the Revelator)")
― for real molars who ain't got no fillings (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:40 (fourteen years ago)
Neil's been mentioned a couple of times already, but "Down by the River" and "Cowgirl in the Sand" each take up about half a side.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)
The Locust - "Flight of the Wounded Locust" (from album of the same name)Converge - "Jane Doe" (again album of the same name)Gil Scott-Heron -"The Prisnor" (Pieces of a Man)Isaac Hayes - "By The Time I Get to Phoenix" (Hot Buttered Soul) Satanicpornocultshop - Anorexia Gas Balloon (Reprise) ( Anorexia Gas Balloon )
― Admiral Poot n Scoot von Tacohug III Jr. (Tacohugs), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 06:05 (fourteen years ago)
Sonic Youth Madonna, Sean & Me on the vinyl has a locked groove at the end so this applies. Think it was made to sound like it's scratched too to double the fun
― Stevolende, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 09:00 (fourteen years ago)
does A Sailor's Life count, not sure if other songs on lp have much length. Is it 11 minutes to Percy's Song's 5?
― Stevolende, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 09:05 (fourteen years ago)
"Genesis Hall" (Richard Thompson) – 3:41"Si Tu Dois Partir" (Bob Dylan) – 2:25"Autopsy" (Sandy Denny) – 4:27"A Sailor's Life" (traditional) – 11:20"Cajun Woman" (Thompson) – 2:45"Who Knows Where the Time Goes?" (Denny) – 5:13"Percy's Song" (Dylan) – 6:55"Million Dollar Bash" (Dylan) – 2:56
― Mark G, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 09:28 (fourteen years ago)
"and it's again" - side six, LP 3 - escalator over the hill - carla bley/paul haines
which might i mention is my favourite record.
― jumpskins, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 10:06 (fourteen years ago)
That thing at the end of that Nick Cave album that no one likes
― OH RICHEY, WHY. (PaulTMA), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 10:27 (fourteen years ago)
a) already mentionedb) I fucking love it
― dom p's rusty Nuts (sic), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:06 (fourteen years ago)
The 22 and a half minute "Untitled" at the end of Queen's "Made In Heaven".
― You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 11:22 (fourteen years ago)
The 22 minute length of Track 13 echoes the 22 year gap between the release of 'Made in Heaven' and Queen, the band's first album, with key moments in the time-span (such as Freddie Mercury's death in 1991 (18:00)) being echoed with more dramatic and eerie notes than earlier minutes in the piece. At the end following a cymbal build-up, a sound resembling a cartoonish spaceship is heard, which could be signalling that Mercury has left the planet as all of his vocals have been used up. Finally, at the end of the "Untitled" Track 13, a voice is heard (likely Freddie's) saying 'Fab!'
OK, an interesting idea, give them that...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 11:25 (fourteen years ago)
June Tabor - "Across The Wide Ocean" - last track on her new album Ashore, nearly 12 minutes long. Mild infringement of rule #2, as one other track on the album is slightly over 6 minutes long.
― mike t-diva, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 11:37 (fourteen years ago)
OK, label lists this one as 11:23, and other tracks are 12 or 13 minutes...BUT it's a locked groove so OK. Just helping out!
Another: Procol Harum, "In Held Twas I"
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Thursday, 17 March 2011 01:03 (fourteen years ago)
Little Feat: "Medley: Cold Cold Cold/Tripe Face Boogie" on Feats Don't Fail Me Now
― Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 23 April 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)
Spirit: "Ellijah" on Spirit
― Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 23 April 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)