How many musicians are lying about their ages?

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How many successful musicians are known to consistently lie about their age? Is it like Hollywood, where everyone does it, or just a few? Also, who are the oldest people to get their first success (in a conventional rock'n'roll sense of success - I don't mean novelty acts, or crooners)? I reckon it's either Debbie Harry or Jarvis Cocker.

A 22 year old, Sunday, 25 August 2002 19:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Liar!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 25 August 2002 19:50 (twenty-three years ago)

who are the oldest people to get their first success

Bob Pollard's gotta be up there.

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 25 August 2002 20:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick Saloman?

Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo, Sunday, 25 August 2002 21:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Bob Pollard: He would've been about 27 or 28 when the first GBV album came out I reckon. Is that especially old?

Nick Saloman: Don't know him.

Still a 22 year old, Sunday, 25 August 2002 21:51 (twenty-three years ago)

You mentioned "first success" though. Jarvis was in his teens when Pulp started. Debbie Harry was (just) in her 30s when Blondie got together though

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 25 August 2002 22:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll say Johnny Dowd here, because he was nearly 50 when his first album came out.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 25 August 2002 22:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, so Jarvis might not really count. What I mean by "first success" is, roughly, a decent record deal, or press coverage. When Pulp were putting out records in the 1980s did they get any attention in the music press etc? I only got into music about 1990, and the first I heard about them was about the time of their EPs with 'Sheffield Sex City' etc.

I suppose what I'm asking about is this general rule that once people get to 30 they won't be signed. I'm in the middle of my twenties and worrying about how long I've got, but I know plenty of 29-33 year olds who are making music (some do lie about their age) and still getting record company interest, and sometimes actually getting signed, and always still very hopeful. What is the 30 year rule based on? Is it looks? This seems strange considering some of the unaesthetic people in even very young indie label bands.

But then I was trying to think of any musicians who'd got anywhere after they turned 30, and there's not many. Jarvis had been releasing records for ages, so his sudden rise after 30 was essentially just a nice continuation of his story. Debbie Harry had been part of the New York scene for a long time, so presumably had plenty of contacts etc. Recently, the only new-but-old band I can think of to emerge is Doves (who look like they're mid 30s at least), but they used to be Sub Sub, so again it's just a kind of continuation of an already established career.

So what's the oldest that anyone's just come from nowhere to do great things?

A bit over 22 years old, Sunday, 25 August 2002 22:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick Saloman is The Bevis Frond. Put out an unsuccesful single under a different name in 1970-71. Had a motorcycle accident in the eighties and used the money to
fund the first BF record. He was in his forties when he did this (IIRC).

Wasn't Vi Subversa in her fifties when she started Poison Girls? Or am I just full of it?

Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo, Sunday, 25 August 2002 23:33 (twenty-three years ago)

And does anyone here lie about their age?

Ambitious to be 52, Sunday, 25 August 2002 23:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think you're full of it, Christine, but I haven't heard of ANYONE you mention. Are these people I should check out? Vi Subversa is a terrific name.

Aged, Sunday, 25 August 2002 23:39 (twenty-three years ago)

it's a worse problem with latin baseball players, julio franco is actually 87 but he claims to have just turned 41.

keith, Sunday, 25 August 2002 23:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I know Cheryl Crow is in her mid 30's. She isnt cool, but she still sell records based on her looks.

come to think of it, I just turned 21.

mt, Monday, 26 August 2002 00:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Everyone Christine is talking about is real. Embrace your wiggy hippies and Crass anarchists to your bosom.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 26 August 2002 01:12 (twenty-three years ago)

This is a good irony:

Chuck Berry was born in 1926. In 1955 (when he was 28/29) he made his first recording, and had his first hit, with 'Maybellene.' Aside from "Roll Over Beethoven," which reached #29 on Billboard's Hot 100 in May 1956, Berry found the initial success of "Maybellene" hard to follow ... until he hit on the 'teen' formula (at the age of 31). In 1957 "School Days" made #5 on the Hot 100. His singles for the next two and a half years included: "Oh Baby Doll" (#57) and "Rock and Roll Music" (#8) in 1957; "Sweet Little Sixteen" (#2), "Johnny B. Goode" (#8), "Carol" (#10), "Sweet Little Rock and Roller" (#47), and "Merry Christmas Baby" (#71) in 1958; and "Anthony Boy" (#60), "Almost Grown"(#32), and "Back in the USA" (#37) in 1959.

too much trivia, Monday, 26 August 2002 06:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Debbie Harry was in some hippie-looking band long before the NY punk scene. They released one LP, but I don't know if that would be considered "success." I've seen the LP cover on one of those "Behind the Music" type shows.

nickn, Monday, 26 August 2002 22:19 (twenty-three years ago)

All of the examples on this thread then, are of people who were already in bands, and had released records and stuff, who finally made it big when they were nearly/just over 30. Even this Nick Saloman guy had a history within the industry at a 'normal' age.

Can anyone think of anyone who has genuinely come from nowhere and started releasing music when they were above a decent age?

I can't, and I'm really puzzled as to the reason why. It makes sense in commercial pop, but in other forms of music, where it is essentially the music that counts, it doesn't make sense to me. Lots of music I like is made by 30 or 40 year olds, or older, but am I only allowed to hear it because they also made records when they were in their 20s? Why can't a 40 year old be allowed to release a debut album, if it's good?

I know there are cynical perceived marketing problems with older people. It's hard to get a book published once you're past a certain age even. But it IS possible. It seems to me that there are 'marketing problems' with a lot of indie releases. There are so many brilliant records put out (involving acceptably young people) that are entirely uncommercial, that will only sell a few thousand copies, but someone still is prepared to release them (presumably out of enthusiasm/love). So why, in these cases, is this hard 30 year rule upheld?

Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 26 August 2002 22:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Sheryl Crow is not in her mid 30's. She just turned 40. And I think she's cool.

Mark M, Monday, 26 August 2002 23:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Vi Subversa is now in her mid to late Sixties, I think. I hope she's still alive, she's great.

Arthur (Arthur), Monday, 26 August 2002 23:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Apart from labels thinking that older people aren't marketable, the other aspect is that if people aren't successful they tend to give up around age 35-40. Obviously it's a vicious circle if they give up *because* companies think they're unmarketable, but they have other reasons - having families etc. and needing/wanting regular income that can be relied upon, and possibly also coming to a realisation that 'success' is in some ways a bit meaningless (as well as fleeting) so not particularly something worth aspiring to anymore.

Having said all that I think there will be a lot of older people coming through in years to come because of changing demographics and the collapse of the rock and pop myth. Not indie bands obviously but people doing electronica and experimental stuff where the link with old style 'youth culture' is getting more and more tenuous.

David (David), Monday, 26 August 2002 23:28 (twenty-three years ago)

didn't meredith brooks receive death threats in brazil or was it argentina??? because she had lied about her age?

keith, Monday, 26 August 2002 23:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Another thing you're not taking into consideration is that music is different to the other arts, in that it involves a training period on the instrument - well, more so than the other arts. And such a boring, boring training period that frequently, people will only submit to it if it's forced upon them as children. At least that's what they say about classical music. You might argue that rock musicians don't need that much skill. Then I don't know. Just thought I'd mention it though.

too much trivia, Tuesday, 27 August 2002 04:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not a fan, but I think Johnny Dowd's first album came out when he was around 49 or so.

M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 27 August 2002 05:44 (twenty-three years ago)

certain members of the tyde and beachwood sparks are er.. semi- octagenarian. you wouldn't know it to look at them though, and it doesn't seem to have stopped them getting signed.

pulpo, Tuesday, 27 August 2002 08:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm in a band where all four of us are lying about our ages. Three of us are 28-33. The oldest guy is the drummer, and he looks his age, but we say he's 29 anyway. Two of us look significantly younger than we are so we take a few years off. The funny thing is, the bass player is 20, but he says he's OLDER than he is so that the band as a whole doesn't seem too imbalanced.

It's not as if anyone checks your birth certificate when you sign anything. Practically everyone I know is lying about their age, and it usually starts at 22/23.

Steve, Tuesday, 27 August 2002 15:01 (twenty-three years ago)

When I was 19, I wanted to make a record before I was 23. I thought anything above that age would be too late. But I knew I wouldn't give up at 23. I decided that 27 would be the age when I would really give up (although I was sure it wouldn't come to that). I gave up at 27.

Soma, Wednesday, 28 August 2002 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

el pulpo writes:

certain members of the tyde and beachwood sparks are er.. semi- octagenarian. you wouldn't know it to look at them though, and it doesn't seem to have stopped them getting signed.

yeah, but these two particular brothers were signed back in 1988 to DGC when they were mid-20s. AND they released a cassette on Sub Pop (fanzine era) prior to that.

gygax!, Wednesday, 28 August 2002 17:24 (twenty-three years ago)

me. i claim to be 39 but i'm 12.

duane, Wednesday, 28 August 2002 18:58 (twenty-three years ago)

The guys in Mooney Suzuki claim to be in their early 20s. No fucking way.

Yancey (ystrickler), Wednesday, 28 August 2002 19:09 (twenty-three years ago)

The drummer in my band didn't start playing music til she was 30..

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 August 2002 20:55 (twenty-three years ago)


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