https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33fcR7YNQic
― Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 February 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)
that's not a real song tho
― goole, Friday, 18 February 2011 20:45 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.sculpture.uk.com/images/clarke_what_is_real_is_not_the_external_form_but_the_essence_of_things_for_web_artistwork6.jpg
― Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 February 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)
it's not a real song that fails to be good, it's a comedy song that fails to be funny. right?
― goole, Friday, 18 February 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)
i think it's a real song that fails to be either good or funny.
― Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)
I'd wondered a few days ago why this thread didn't exist in 2011 yet, but it was clearly waiting for the perfect song to be found.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 February 2011 21:06 (fourteen years ago)
well we'll have to keep waiting
― teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)
big fan of pussy breath, teenage cream?
― Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)
i'm wondering if there's gonna be a worse hit single this year than this -- a pretty high bar to set in the first month & a half of the year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaw73RRyydA
― teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)
i agree, that's fucking horrible
― Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)
all these rappers saddling up w/ alex da kid for their taste of rap power balladry is fucking depressing
― teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)
oh yeah -- this certainly isn't as depressing as fucking dr. dre being on a joint like that but it's probably much, much worse
(new lupe single)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btQKGvVRnZ8
― teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)
like this sounds like lupe collaborating w/ evanescence
― teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:21 (fourteen years ago)
the inevitable worst alex da kid singles poll is gonna be v heated
― teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)
2011: a shit odyssey
― it made me wish batman had written an article on mfas (Edward III), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skylar_Grey
huh
― goole, Friday, 18 February 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)
she's like the new ke$ha but actually much worse
― teenage cream (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)
new ke$ha in that she writes songs for a big time producer, begins doing features, eventually she'll step out
at least ke$ha does party music, not weepy rich ppl BS like this
i'd really like to know the story behind changing from one nom de "feat." to another
― goole, Friday, 18 February 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)
this certainly isn't as depressing as fucking dr. dre being on a joint like that but it's probably much, much worse
I'd say the opposite (of course I would), but the simple fact that Dre is old enough to know better is a big part of what makes his track worse. I'm not a Lupe apologist or anything, but "Words I Never Said" at least has some gnarly synths on it.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 February 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)
i kind of doubt this is from this year, but, ugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGNBpgMvk88
― goole, Friday, 18 February 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)
hey guys Lupe thinks the war on terror is a bunch of bullshit!
― if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 19 February 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)
I didn't know that Bristol got a recording contract.
― thinveneer, Saturday, 19 February 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)
While these songs are pretty tacky and crap, I'm surprised that they all sound fairly 2007 rather than futuristic as they have been the past few months. Electro Disco hangover possibly?
― Has No Shame (MintIce), Sunday, 20 February 2011 02:50 (fourteen years ago)
good lord BAN THE SMEEZINGTONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaxMc5XE2wA
― pop the s1ock (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 February 2011 08:39 (fourteen years ago)
I was wondering how long it would be until Mike Posner turned up in this thread. Dreadful.
― oppet, Thursday, 24 February 2011 08:43 (fourteen years ago)
That thing is a fucking abortion.
― bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 February 2011 13:32 (fourteen years ago)
lmao
― teledyldonix, Thursday, 24 February 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)
couldn't think of a better place to put this than here:http://welcometorockvillefestival.com/http://welcometorockvillefestival.com/img/lineup.png
― bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 February 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)
turdrocktacular
I can't believe those bands are still even around.
― van smack, Thursday, 24 February 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)
godsmack are so cool they get their own font
― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:25 (fourteen years ago)
hey guys I saw more tba once and they were fuckin phenomenal
― hapshash jar tempo (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 25 February 2011 00:08 (fourteen years ago)
Ex Boyzone member sings about his love of date rape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0K3z_efF-I&feature=youtu.be
― reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:32 (fourteen years ago)
The rape at 2:30 is.... special
― reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)
i've now been informed he was in Westlife, not Boyzone. that makes it okay then.
― reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)
shit I wish I could play that to my old RE teacher who made us listen to 'I have a dream' at the start of every lesson
― forest zombie (Vasco da Gama), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)
lock thread.
the raping.the banjo.oh dear god the banjo.
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Friday, 25 February 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)
did he really just sing i cant wait to get you home to take advantage?
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 25 February 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)
and i cant wait to get you home to do some damage?
ffs
omg hes rapping now
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 25 February 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)
just noticed my excellent and unintentional freudian slip
― reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Friday, 25 February 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)
i had to give this it's own threadBrian McFaddens new date-rape anthem?
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 25 February 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)
recently realized that skylar grey is from wisconsin, she used to come to the jazz jam sessions around here when i was in school
― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Friday, 25 February 2011 19:46 (fourteen years ago)
Should we make a thread of videos of 2011 that are highly indebted to Madonna's "Human Nature" video?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko2IIvE34WY
― coolsundays, Saturday, 26 February 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)
this one is from 2010, but the video is very similar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mulCWKtIxk
around 1:50 it get's stupidly similar.
fwiw, blake mcgrath is the choreographer from canada's so you think you can dance...
― borntohula, Saturday, 26 February 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)
― if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, February 19, 2011 11:51 AM (1 week ago)
i had to turn it off after that. i'm glad this thread exists. last year's was amazing.
― borntohula, Saturday, 26 February 2011 20:18 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59bLUwYONEI
― Who is the black guy in all the videos? (lpz), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 18:39 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-TySkHbkOg
― hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)
^^^^^^^^^^ YES PLEASE
― teledyldonix, Sunday, 9 October 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)
"I'm gonna go hard like a boner"
Fucking hell.
― ha ha ha ha jack my swag (boxedjoy), Sunday, 9 October 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)
^^this is the worst fucking line I've heard all this year
― V79, Sunday, 9 October 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)
not sure that's worse than "hard like morning wood in the morning"
― r|t|c, Sunday, 9 October 2011 22:23 (fourteen years ago)
Great song. you haters can kiss my ass. go listen to gaga's garbage!ladynina46 6 hours ago
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 October 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)
weee doggie that is really something
― banana mogul (goole), Monday, 10 October 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)
is this some charity thing or is will doing another solo album?
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 10 October 2011 18:44 (fourteen years ago)
oh dude, mick jagger
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 10 October 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)
whatever they paid you, it wasn't worth it
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 10 October 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)
WE MADE IThttp://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu90/vanessa68_2009/Macros%20and%20gifs/1078584.gif
― u0sd0ןɟ (flopson), Monday, 10 October 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)
They just got Mick so Rolling Stone would give it a 5 star review.
― billstevejim, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 08:53 (fourteen years ago)
lol otm
― teledyldonix, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
X-ref with: most pathetic excuse for wordplay in Young Money's "Bedrock"
In that song, someone says "This beat is the shit... FECES."
― She Got the Shakes, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)
propose thread title change
My God, It's Full of Shit... FECES: Rolling Worst Songs of 2011
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)
http://youtu.be/9pTQrpYUzhk
― racks on top of racks on top of rack on racks on racks (tpp), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)
My God, It's Full of Shit... FECES: Rolling Worst Songs of 20112
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:30 (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
just next years rolling thread title
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)
nothing has come close this year so this deserves a <s>rapepost</s> repost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0K3z_efF-I
― Jamie_ATP, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)
fuck you bbcode.
^agree^
― Badmotorfinger Debate Club (MFB), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CGF_Z3yZAo
― fables of frogbs (lpz), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)
weird, I thought of the Brian Mcfadden rape song when I heard the Jason Derulo song on the radio. think it might be this lyric
"And this girl in my lap, passing out, she's a blonde The last thing on my mind is goin' home..."
― owenf, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 22:20 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt4AWNui9bg
― jer.fairall, Friday, 14 October 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)
with those haircuts i was hope for crabcore
― ban moves like jagger (goole), Friday, 14 October 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)
when i first heard that Jason Derulo track, i actually had to pull over my car, listen for 45 seconds, curse the entire world for a minute, apologize to Robin S. and Allen George and Fred Macfarlane for their awesome work being turned into garbage, and finally, un-program the radio station that was playing it from my car stereo.
― Sophomore subs are the new Smith lesbians. (the table is the table), Thursday, 20 October 2011 05:07 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scckwzeyzMo
― billstevejim, Saturday, 22 October 2011 21:29 (fourteen years ago)
i mean you kind of have to watch and listen to the whole thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNVguvNE7qc
also: As a youth, Trace was in an automobile accident in which his 1955 pickup truck hit a bus head-on. Both his arms, a leg, and some ribs were broken and his nose was partially torn off. Trace was forced to give up football after a severe knee injury at Louisiana Tech. He has also experienced a number of serious injuries as an adult, including being shot by his ex-wife in 1994.[23] The bullet went through his heart and both lungs. He survived and chose not to press charges. The little finger on his left hand was partially severed and surgically re-attached.
― Sophomore subs are the new Smith lesbians. (the table is the table), Monday, 24 October 2011 08:10 (fourteen years ago)
table is the table, this song has been awful for the better part of a decade.
― frankly bringing dragons into this equation is wrong (rustic italian flatbread), Monday, 24 October 2011 11:54 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXiF1w8i9Oc
― herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:15 (fourteen years ago)
"doesn't this old man have got any friends?"
― V79, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:26 (fourteen years ago)
This video is no longer available because it sucks so hard
― pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:43 (fourteen years ago)
The Trace Adkins link reminded me I should really put Toby Keith's "Red Solo Cup" in here, but I kind of hate and love it at the same time.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 7 November 2011 14:27 (fourteen years ago)
it absolutely deserves to be here, it is a fucking horrible song
― teledyldonix, Monday, 7 November 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)
My girlfriend, noted country freak, regards said Keith song with a kind of bemused wonder. But still sings along.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 7 November 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)
I don't mind "Red Solo Cup" – I prefer it to "Made in America."
― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 7 November 2011 19:29 (fourteen years ago)
Worst song of the year has to be that Counting Crows aping "That's My Dog" song.
― Spencer Chow, Monday, 7 November 2011 19:29 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyhchCgkNJA
― Spencer Chow, Monday, 7 November 2011 19:30 (fourteen years ago)
"Somewhere Else" is one of my favorite singles of the year, but Keith has been in a holding pattern if not decline for a few years,
― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 7 November 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)
xpostI can see the logic and value in even the most debased and reviled things, but this instantly infuriates me.
― Spencer Chow, Monday, 7 November 2011 19:33 (fourteen years ago)
First time I heard that was just now, but eesh that's terrible.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 7 November 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)
Worst song of the year has to be that Counting Crows Paul Simon aping "That's My Dog" song.
― jer.fairall, Monday, 7 November 2011 19:39 (fourteen years ago)
oh and "made in america" is terrible too
― teledyldonix, Monday, 7 November 2011 23:49 (fourteen years ago)
Toby Keith's or Jay-Z & Kanye's? Because the answer is "yes."
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 7 November 2011 23:52 (fourteen years ago)
Spencer's linked song puts me in a murderous rage of the Jason Mraz/Bruno Mars variety.
― mh, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)
It might be good workout music - the disgust is like roid-rage.
― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 04:05 (fourteen years ago)
okay I listened to a handful of these just now, and "Hard" is clearly the standout for awfulness
― bernard snowy, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rNpWwHcY3g
― difficult to adjust to ilxor being a low frequency poster (ilxor), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 04:51 (fourteen years ago)
which ilxor is that again?
― GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 05:07 (fourteen years ago)
Couldn't find a 2012 edition, and don't feel like starting a new thread ...... but, this belongs here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm2CvHKYWTY
MY GOD IT'S FULL OF SHIT
― ilxor, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 05:18 (thirteen years ago)
huh we dont have one do we... brb.
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 11:55 (thirteen years ago)
My God, It's So Full of Shit, Video Gaaaaymes... Rolling Worst Songs of 2012
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 11:58 (thirteen years ago)