who's hotter: ja rule or nelly?

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ja rule.

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/files/081802-20/4845-picture22.jpg

or nelly.

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/files/081802-20/91204-Nelly_No_Shirt_01.jpg

i hope that works.

ja rule. i'm not sure about him. he's a thug, though. he's killed
people. for real. possibly.

i think nelly is, like, a gentleman. he can be a little crude at
times but it's all in good fun and never offensive. and he respected
kelly's decision to stay with her man. and i doubt he's ever killed
anyone.

they both have the same facial hair.

ja rule has more tattoos.

nelly has small nipples, i think. the areolas. seem small.

so, i guess, which one would you rather make out with? like, if
they both took you out. on seperate days. to a club or something
and you drank cristal and smoked blunts and then they wanted to
make out in the limo. you can only say yes to one of them, though.
and not to sex. no sex. just making out. harmless.

i think i might pick nelly. but i'm really not sure. ja rule might
turn out to be a really nice guy under that thug facade. and nelly
might turn out to be super mean under his nice guy facade.

and, which was better, nellyville or pain is love?

actually, between country grammar and pain is love.

i hope those things up there worked. i just have to press submit
and i'll see. i really hope they worked.

i just double checked them. they look ready to go. let's see.

― dk, Tuesday, 27 August 2002 02:05 (twenty-three years ago)

they did.

^_^

― dk, Tuesday, 27 August 2002 02:06 (twenty-three years ago)

"Who would I rather make out with?" My favorite musical conundrum. Judging from these pictures I would definitely say Ja Rule. And he has a cooler name too.

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 27 August 2002 02:21 (twenty-three years ago)

nelly is amazingly handsome!! ja rule in the foolish video looks like the ninja tune ninja

― simon trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 27 August 2002 02:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, Nelly, all the way. He's so cute. I'm not that familiar with Ja Rule, though.

― Arthur (Arthur), Tuesday, 27 August 2002 03:06 (twenty-three years ago)

i saw ja rule being interviewed and he looked quite handsome and clean, despite often looking like a new-born baby (mis-shapen, wrinkled, distraught) in his videos and like a thug in that above picture... he also was relaxed and pleasant and softly-spoken.

i think i would get distracted by the bandaids on nelly's face, so ja rule.

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 27 August 2002 04:53 (twenty-three years ago)

ja rule is a poor man's ras kass!

uh..

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Tuesday, 27 August 2002 05:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Ja Rule was very cute in the "I'm Real (Remix)" video - but not so much for his looks as his vocals and the way he looked like he was kinda embarrassed.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 27 August 2002 11:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, not embarrassed so much as bashful.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 27 August 2002 11:11 (twenty-three years ago)

ja rule is my future ex. he has a sexy voice and body and wears velour tracksuits with panache. no-one else could get away with velour tracksuits.
in the video for “livin it up” he is surrounded by sexy women but he said in an interview that he’s never been unfaithful to his wife. he says he makes outrageous videos full of sexy ladies and gents so he can “keep the dream alive”. he looks mischievous and sexy.

nelly has a beautiful face but the body of a ten year old boy. i like his fashion and style, though, and the plasters that he sticks on his face. he should just keep his clothes on.

― lil missy, Tuesday, 27 August 2002 11:58 (twenty-three years ago)

ja rule in the foolish video looks like the ninja tune ninja

CLASSIC!!!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 27 August 2002 12:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Ja Rule is bettah, but Country Grammar is bettah than Pain Is Love are both bettah than Nellyville.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 27 August 2002 13:55 (twenty-three years ago)

http://a95.g.akamaitech.net/f/95/5787/6h/content.rollingstone.com/content/2842/images/42813.GIF

YOUNG MC!

― steve k, Tuesday, 27 August 2002 14:25 (twenty-three years ago)

i agree with lil missy its always very sweet to see ja and his wife together, one of my co workers remarked once that they seem like the only couple left in the rap game who seem actually made for each other

― simon trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 27 August 2002 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

i think i had ja rule all wrong. i remember i saw a picture of him and his son in the new source. at the back. it was the first time i ever read the source.

― dk, Tuesday, 27 August 2002 15:26 (twenty-three years ago)

nelly: 1 minute

maybe that's hot though, i dunno

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 27 August 2002 15:29 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

I think that Nelly is way better then Ja Rule because he can rap way better then Ja Rule. And his new albuma are way better then Ja Rules new album.I LOVE NELLY SO SO MUCH!!!

― Gemma Walker, Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is hilarious.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Nelly is my future husban because he is so so dam SEXY and because I think that he is better then every 1 else!!!

― Gemma Walker, Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope you two will be happy!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

he's killed
people. for real. possibly.

just on playstation

― Bumfluff, Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Ja Rule is smoother, more societal "good looking", but Nelly's roughness could make him more attractive to women. It's a tie.

But Ja Rule is a punk bitch...

― Brett Hickman (Bhickman), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Nelly looks like he's shivering with cold.

― Masked Gazza, Tuesday, 25 January 2005 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Was anyone else expecting a whole lot of fake nude pictures and a homoerotic story, like that other thread?

― Sasha (sgh), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

mmmhmmmm grrrrrrl you know ya'll get horny lookin at either one of them. they both so seeexy. with they dark skin and rhyming words... you know they sincere and mean what they say by the tone of their voice. If i had to pick i'd say Nelly. cause if you were doin it rough you could just take off his band-aid and keep goin... but then again Ja rule... hubba hubba...
actually ya'll they both suck a lot of dick and are ugly as fuck.

― shawanadonnanaynay, Tuesday, 25 January 2005 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

black people are gross...

― shawanadonnanaynay, Tuesday, 25 January 2005 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

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