AWESOME METAL VIDEOS I AND A DUDE I KNEW WATCHED ON HEADBANGERS BALL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL IN THE BASEMENT OF A DUDE WE DIDNT REALLY LIKE EVERY WEEK UNTIL WE THREW DARTS AT ALL OF THE UNDRUNK CANS OF JOLT

testing my long term memory here but i am optimistic

character limits will be the death of me

...AND TRASHED HIS REC ROOM AND HIS MOM THREW US OUT FOREVER

btw

so apparently i am wrong and there was no video for "ton of bricks" by metal church but we def took smoke breaks with marb reds to that so it still counts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA1LXTjqbo8

this however was def on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMOeBTHbTUs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzpRU347BDU

i cut more lawns to this on my shitty red walkman than i can count. at the end of it all i spent my money on a biker jacket WHICH I STILL HAVE btw

tripleshot!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsoLb-E7oy8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZb3Xya7jQ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y1GJa8f798

sleeping in the fire is also dope but there is no available video for that so whatever

i mean, in a slow jam sort of way obv

side note: same group of peeps used to trade tapes back and forth, and the one tape we all hated and eventually set on fire in the concrete dip by my house because no one wanted it was this hippie upstart jimi hendrix and his purple hippo jam or whatever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OhOm-1m3D8

shameless love for this btw^. shut up

proud to post this twice in one day on ilx:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOAl0enE7kI

btw there was a near fistfight between those who thought that the opening lines there were "MASTURBATE! MASTURBATE!" and the right thinkers that knew the word "masquerade".

Okay this is entertaining even tho everyone else is asleep so I can't actually listen to or watch any of the videos. Burning tapes in the ditch by your house?

Do I know this person whose house you were thrown out of?

jj m1gut?

googleproofing kinda unneccesary, since i am going to be uncharitably sure that he isnt a internet superstar

the guy that threw darts with me is/was a professional motocross rider last i heard. go stereotypes go!

Never heard of him!

Pretty sure. (Sometimes I am wrong and people turn out to be friends of my siblings who visited our house a lot. Maybe I hid in my room more than I thought.)

true story - in woodshop for a project we had to make our names or some other word we choose on the bandsaw and i totally made one that was W.A.S.P. and drove screws in where the periods go because i am totally fucking cool ok

omg JJ

I took him to Valleyfair for his birthday the summer between... 7th & 8th grade I think? It was the summer my brother worked there and fell asleep driving home one night, rolling Dad's car.

eventually the P fell off my wasp sign and so i had a wooden WAS sitting around in my room for no reason which i finally threw away like 8 years ago after forgetting it was there

picture disc of "Fuck Like a Beast" shaped like Blackie's buzzsaw codpiece was the greatest work of art of the 1980s.

^ this is a man who knows whats up

I'm so behind on everything, including all of these links, and also following the mini-stories. Why did you make a wooden thing that said WASP? (Better question: what on earth class were you taking?)

woodshop? some required something in 7th or 8th grade iirc

new home ALL LOVE

was dan in this basement?

So are you beavis, or Butthead?