Best fake rap song in FEAR OF A BLACK HAT poll

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forget CB-4, this is rap's Spinal Tap. I included songs that appeared in the movie, plus some that were soundtrack only. songs that are only referred to don't count!

Poll Results

Option	Votes
"I'm Just a Human"	6
"My Peanuts"	3
"Booty Juice"	2
"Grab Yo Stuff"	2
"Come and Pet the P.U.S.S.Y."	1
"A Gangsta's Life Ain't Fun"	1
"Guerillas in the Midst"	1
"Wear Yo Hat"	0
"Ice Froggy Frog"	0
"Granny Said Kick Yo Ass"	0
"F**k the Security Guards"	0
"White Cops on Dope":	0

― San Te, Sunday, 3 April 2011 11:52 (fourteen years ago)

political unrest stabilize society yeah

― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 3 April 2011 12:20 (fourteen years ago)

This might be impossible to decide on.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 April 2011 12:59 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah. I'm thinkin Come and Pet the P.U.S.S.Y. for the exact reason aerosmith quoted

― San Te, Sunday, 3 April 2011 13:20 (fourteen years ago)

"My Peanuts" always slays me

― bird absolutely seen asses (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 April 2011 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

^this. Video for this was the biggest lol of the movie, esp when the dude is shaking the peanuts out of his pants

― "what's your name?" "silence...silence during class." (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 3 April 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)

CB4 is still better though, come on

― bird absolutely seen asses (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 April 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

Black Hat def has better songs, but CB4 has funnier bits

― bird absolutely seen asses (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 April 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

It's funny but no way is it better

― San Te, Sunday, 3 April 2011 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

There's nothing in Black Hat funnier than Euripides Smalls reluctantly doing phone sex

― bird absolutely seen asses (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 April 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, yeah, I'm lickin' your balls, best balls I ever had. Uh-huh, you've got King-Kong balls. Your balls are so large... just big balls, I don't care. You just got big balls.

― bird absolutely seen asses (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 April 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

Debate over here:

TS: CB4 vs Fear of a Black Hat

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 April 2011 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

Lol think I posted in there once

― San Te, Sunday, 3 April 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

Yes that's my favorite bit from the movie but the rest pales.

"When you take that bus...you get there!"

― San Te, Sunday, 3 April 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

Who's eyes?

― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Sunday, 3 April 2011 18:12 (fourteen years ago)

BOOTY JUICE

― ℳℴℯ　❤＼(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 3 April 2011 18:12 (fourteen years ago)

the part in the booty juice video where they install a spigot in a girl's butthole - man

― ℳℴℯ　❤＼(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 3 April 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

^that part had me hyperventilating.

― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Sunday, 3 April 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

"they say it's always the quiet ones who are the most dangerous"
'and if you notice, I ain't said shit for ten minutes!'

― San Te, Sunday, 3 April 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

this movie didnt age well imo

booty juice still funny tho

― ☠ (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 April 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think i've ever seen this film ;_; CB4 is dope though.

― Nult AGL (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 3 April 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

CB4 is nothing compared to Black Hat

― President Keyes, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 23:13 (fourteen years ago)

When I doo-doo is my shit not brown
It's a universal thing we all flush it down
And when you wipe do you look at the tissue
Most folks do, it ain't even an issue

― original bgm, Thursday, 14 April 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, voted "I'm Just A Human," but all of these are classic. That movie never lets up, really.

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 14 April 2011 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

CB4 is nothing compared to Black Hat
― President Keyes, Wednesday, April 13, 2011 7:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this seriously riles me up the same way when people say The Wire is better than The Sopranos

― livin' la vida Moka! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 April 2011 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

But it's true in this case

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 14 April 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

Hard to choose, but I had to go with "Booty Juice." The butt-spigot in the video puts it over the top.

― Funky Mustard (People It's Bad) (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 14 April 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Thursday, 14 April 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

How have I never seen CB-4? If I'm renting that and Black Hat on the 4-for-$5 deal, what else would you suggest?

― Pete Scholtes, Thursday, 14 April 2011 23:18 (fourteen years ago)

Pootie Tang?

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 14 April 2011 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

I've never seen Pootie-Tang, it looks kind of unbearable

― in my world of ugly tribadists (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 14 April 2011 23:39 (fourteen years ago)

pootie tang is barely movie-length and is still padded to hell but there is def some genuinely hilarious stuff in there. it's also WEIRD.

― original bgm, Friday, 15 April 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

I'm sorry I missed this!

― My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 April 2011 00:07 (fourteen years ago)

Pootie Tang is classic

― kgositsile project (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 15 April 2011 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

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