best song in VH1's Top 40 One Hit Wonders of the '90s

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btw it's a given that VH1 has a totally warped idea of what a "one hit wonder" is and lots of these acts had more than 1 hit, so let's keep this thread free of that kind of pedantry and instead discuss and rank the songs themselves.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
19. Len Steal My Sunshine 1999 19
11. New Radicals You Get What You Give 1999 19
12. Digital Underground The Humpty Dance 1993 17
30. The Verve Bittersweet symphony 1998 17
1. Sir Mix-A-Lot Baby Got Back 1992 7
24. Belly Feed the Tree 1993 6
9. House of Pain Jump Around 1992 6
28. Craig Mack Flava In Ya Ear 1994 6
39. Divinyls I Touch Myself 1991 5
25. Mighty Mighty Bosstones The Impression That I Get 1997 4
31. Crash Test Dummies Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm 1994 4
32. B-Rock & The Bizz MyBabyDaddy 1997 4
33. The Proclaimers I'm Gonna Be 1993 4
23. Haddaway What is Love 1993 4
21. Imani Coppola Legend of a Cowgirl 1997 4
18. EMF Unbelievable 1990 4
16. Kris Kross Jump 1992 4
6. Semisonic Closing Time 1998 4
7. Vanilla Ice Ice Ice Baby 1990 3
5. Chumbawumba Tubthumping 1997 3
2. Right Said Fred I'm Too Sexy 1999 2
22. Marc Cohn Walking in Memphis 1991 2
14. Wreckx-N-Effect Rump Shaker 1992 2
20. Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch Good Vibrations 1991 2
3. Gerardo Rico Suave 1990 2
35. Marcy Playground Sex and Candy 1998 2
26. Lou Bega Mambo #5 1999 1
8. Duncan Sheik Barely Breathing 1996 1
13. Rednex Cotton Eye Joe 1995 1
15. Blind Melon No Rain 1993 1
17. Snow Informer 1993 1
38. Heights How Do You Talk To An Angel 1992 0
37. Merrill Baingridge Mouth 1996 0
36. Inner Circle Bad Boys 1990 0
34. Des'ree You Gotta Be 1995 0
4. Los Del Rio Macarena 1996 0
29. Shawn Mullins Lullaby 1999 0
27. Billy Ray Cyrus Achy Breaky Heart 1992 0
10. Joan Osborne One of Us 1996 0
40. Tag Team Whoomp There It Is 1993 0


borkslovethewu (some dude), Sunday, 10 April 2011 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link

voted Haddaway over Sir Mix-A-Lot, Belly & the Proclaimers. "What Is Love" is such a stomper though.

Euler, Sunday, 10 April 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Voted Snow.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 10 April 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

HEY WAKE UP WE GOT THE DREAMER'S DISEASE

people say yo you look like mc hammer on crack

banjee trillness (The Reverend), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

top 10, could vote for any of these: I'm Gonna Be, Humpty Dance, Baby Got Back, The Impression That I Get, Flava In Ya Ear, Good Vibrations, You Get What You Give, Feed The Tree, Jump Around, Unbelievable

bottom 10, fuck these songs for all time: Sex And Candy, One Of Us, No Rain, Steal My Sunshine, Lullaby, Mambo #5, Tubthumping, Barely Breathing, Bittersweet Symphony, How Do You Talk To An Angel

borkslovethewu (some dude), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Pretty weird seeing The Verve on this list.

I went with Belly, didn't really like the album but that song is great.

Kitchen Person, Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I had to interview Imani Coppola two years ago -- what a ditz.

Went with the unfuckwithable Len. But it could have just as easily been "Baby Got Back."

Funky Mustard (People It's Bad) (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Crash Test Dummies tbh

The Dunkster (absolutely clean glasses), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link

not trying to violate the no "that kind of pedantry" rule but it always puzzles me that Vanilla Ice's "Play That Funky Music" went to #4 and isn't considered a "hit" - but obv no one remembers Vanilla Ice for anything but "Ice Ice Baby" so I suppose that is the rationalization

The Dunkster (absolutely clean glasses), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

judging from that list, you'd think nothing but novelty songs were produced that decade

Darin, Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link

iirc "Ice" was originally the b-side of "Play" so maybe they use some kind of goofy logic to rationalize that. also i have virtually never heard "Play" in my life and was coming into pop consciousness at the time of "Ice" hitting big so i'm kind of okay with the one hit wonder thing.

borkslovethewu (some dude), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I haven't heard it since very early '91, and all I remember is the GO WHITE BOY GO WHITE BOY GO interlude.

How is "Groove Is in the Heart" not on the list?

PΓ☼LΞG☼ (prolego), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link

verve being on this list makes sense to me, but i heard them purely as a pop group & never followed their records or w/e

D-40, Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Deee-Lite's probably the most surprising omission, I was thinking also Quad City DJs, Fastball, Jesus Jones

borkslovethewu (some dude), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link

semisonic?

D-40, Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link

there's a lot of crap on this list

1. you get what you give
2. jump around
3. baby got back
4. flava in your ear
5. what is love
6. jump
7. good vibrations
8. tubthumping
9. humpty dance
10. ice ice baby

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link

i think the first 6 or so on that list are 10/10 classics

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link

that list being my list

man it was so weird when i found out that some type of punk kids were heavy into the chumbawumba discog

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Marky Mark wins for having the most successful post-music career here, right?

Voting for New Radicals.

That's why they call me (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

oh i totally did not see "whoomp there it is" -- that's top 5

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link

oh also "you gotta be", fuck

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8

followed by

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE

markers, Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link

hard choice, though -- might've been switched on another day, but not sure

markers, Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Was between Feed The Tree and Legend Of A Cowgirl for me, but I would have felt guilty voting for the former when I regard Belly as so much more than a popular single.

The Proclaimers and that horrible annoying beast of a song can fuck the fuck off, actively makes me want to cast away my Scottish heritage.

That New Radicals guy also wrote Ronan Keating's "Life Is A Rollercoaster" didn't he? I think I prefer that.

ha ha ha ha jack my swag (boxedjoy), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I was thinking also Quad City DJs, Fastball, Jesus Jones

Jesus Jones's "Real Real Real" hit #4.

jaymc, Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Really hard for me to choose, but now feel relieved of the responsibility to vote since prolego points out above that "Groove Is In the Heart" -- vastly superior to anything here -- missed the list.

happy that the list reminded me how much i like "feed the tree," though.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link

god i hate closing time so so much, more than anything else on this list. and there is some awful stuff on here. mambo #5, proclaimers, ugh

dell (del), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link

but but... closing time is about love and death and life and meaningful things.

Moka, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Steal My Sunshine

kornrulez6969, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^

Markers, I knew you would vote that. It's your fav iirc.

ENBB, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link

i love sex & candy!

flopson, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link

i think sex and candy is possibly worse than closing time

dell (del), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

it's awful

ENBB, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

never been around so many people who hate sex & candy

flopson, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

i think i've only ever heard one other person say something nice about that song

dell (del), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

altho i guess i do totally understand why ppl would hate it tho

flopson, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Whoa Shawn Mullins - Lullaby... haven't heard that one in years! Sort of a guilty pleasure... but I could say that about almost every song in this list. You hear them in party or a bar somewhere every two or three years and think about that summer vacation - it feels like better times in your mind but they really weren't that different from the last vacation you had - and your friends from back then and all of the unrequited love you've been through and how you'd find a way to fix it right now. And how you wish all of your friends from back then were with you at that very moment singing along and thinking about those times and making promises of doing something like that all again. But your friends are not there, you're with some awkward co-worker too concerned about not revealing an alternate persona from the one he has at work... and even if they were they've probably become as boring as you are and there's not really much to talk about asides the old times and your new jobs and your kids or dogs or something.

Moka, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Instead you just bump into the song randomly at some thread and proceed to post a youtube link on your friend's facebook profile with a note "remember our winter vacation in Vail?". And she'll tick the 'i like' button and we shall never speak of it again.

Moka, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link

1. Sir Mix-A-Lot Baby Got Back 1992
9. House of Pain Jump Around 1992
14. Wreckx-N-Effect Rump Shaker 1992
16. Kris Kross Jump 1992
17. Snow Informer 1993
21. Imani Coppola Legend of a Cowgirl 1997
23. Haddaway What is Love 1993
28. Craig Mack Flava In Ya Ear 1994
34. Des'ree You Gotta Be 1995
39. Divinyls I Touch Myself 1991

those are the ones i rep for. the rest are mostly quite abhorrent - i still shudder every time i think of "you get what you give". i had no idea "legend of a cowgirl" was a legit hit anywhere, i have the album it's off and just thought it was some obscure oddity! i think i might vote for it actually.

lex pretend, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link

I still rep for that Imani Coppola album, even if she now seems a bit of an idiot.

ha ha ha ha jack my swag (boxedjoy), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link

This is actually a tough poll, but Digital Underground ftw.

one man's skeevy gas station = another man's supermarket (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link

1. "Jump Around," 2. "Jump," 3. "No Rain"--and another six I like.

clemenza, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Humpty Dance
No Rain
Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm
Jump Around
Steal my sunshine
Jump
Bad boys
Feed the Tree
Good Vibrations
Rump Shaker

one man's skeevy gas station = another man's supermarket (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Markers, I knew you would vote that. It's your fav iirc.

― ENBB, Sunday, April 10, 2011 6:14 PM

:D

markers, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Toss up between the unlikely pairing of The Verve and House of Pain

Alex in NYC, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:29 (thirteen years ago) link

rico suave!

Iago Galdston, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link

The Power
Tag Team Whoomp There It Is
Inner Circle Bad Boys
Craig Mack Flava In Ya Ear
Haddaway What is Love
Snow Informer
Kris Kross Jump
Wreckx-N-Effect Rump Shaker
Digital Underground The Humpty Dance
House of Pain Jump Around
Sir Mix-A-Lot Baby Got Back

Girl Power
Divinyls I Touch Myself
Len Steal My Sunshine
EMF Unbelievable
New Radicals You Get What You Give
Los Del Rio Macarena
Gerardo Rico Suave
Right Said Fred I'm Too Sexy

Turtle Power
The Verve Bittersweet symphony
Lou Bega Mambo #5
Belly Feed the Tree
Marc Cohn Walking in Memphis
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch Good Vibrations
Vanilla Ice Ice Ice Baby
Chumbawumba Tubthumping

The Power Of American Natives (not heard these)
Heights How Do You Talk To An Angel
Merrill Baingridge Mouth
B-Rock & The Bizz MyBabyDaddy
Shawn Mullins Lullaby
Imani Coppola Legend of a Cowgirl
Duncan Sheik Barely Breathing

Mighty Morphin' Power Lamers
Des'ree You Gotta Be
The Proclaimers I'm Gonna Be
Mighty Mighty Bosstones The Impression That I Get
Marcy Playground Sex and Candy
Crash Test Dummies Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
Billy Ray Cyrus Achy Breaky Heart
Blind Melon No Rain
Rednex Cotton Eye Joe
Joan Osborne One of Us
Semisonic Closing Time

black bloc bologna (blueski), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

um, what

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah "Baby Got Back" is really kind of a stupid song, can't really stand it anymore today after hearing it so many times

"Humpty Dance" on the other hand is just one classic line after another

frogbs, Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link

I voted for Len, and I wish I'd voted for Digital Underground. In all honesty, I didn't notice their name on the list -- I don't think of them as one hit wonders, irrational as that may be. I'll rep for Len, but not at the expense of "The Humpty Dance."

Funky Mustard (People It's Bad) (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 21 April 2011 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah "Baby Got Back" is really kind of a stupid song, can't really stand it anymore today after hearing it so many times

j/k "Baby Got Back" is a total fucking jam and I will never get tired of listening to it wtf

beyond custos (absolutely clean glasses), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

there is some total crazypants going on here re: "Baby Got Back"

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I sort of don't believe that Len song is real. I never heard it back in the 90s.

President Keyes, Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link

It's real, awesome and better than Baby Got Back. There, I said it.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't get it, what's so appealing about the 5000th listen of this song

frogbs, Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I heard it all the time!

beyond custos (absolutely clean glasses), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

calling "Baby Got Back" a 'a one-joke novelty hit' is like saying the movie Airplane! only had one joke. it's so jam-packed with quotables!

some dude, Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah but it's got nothing on "Humpty Dance"

frogbs, Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link

"Humpty" is better but not by as wide a margin as they're both better than a Canadian dude singing like Jamie Walters over an Andrea True loop

some dude, Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link

nope

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link

lol jamie walters

horseshoe, Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link

that Andrea True loop is pretty golden though

frogbs, Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm sad that you don't understand how awesome SMS is SD. :(

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Wasn't he in 38. Heights How Do You Talk To An Angel 1992?

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

um I don't think 'one-joke novelty hit' is all that far off. all the quotable lines revolve around a single simple concept: dude likes women with large posteriors. beginning, middle, and end of story.

music loves drugs (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Jamie Walters?

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah! I thought he was the lead in that show/band.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

The eventual theme song for the show, "How Do You Talk to an Angel," sung by Jamie Walters went to #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart, and was the first song from a television show to top the Hot 100 since 1985.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I just heard Flava in Your Ear for the first time, like, ten minutes ago...I would've voted for that if I had bothered to check it out in the beginning of the poll, so I mean, what do I know?

music loves drugs (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I was xposting Drugs

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

but it's a lame joke lol

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

lol oh - oops

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

so these results are basically perfect, then. good work, everybody!

Welcome to the Geirordome (Pillbox), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean, Jamie Walters dated Donna on "90210." I forgot whether she had a big butt in 1995.

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link

oh God he did

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link

didn't he throw her down the stairs

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link

4. Los Del Rio Macarena 1996 0

The greatest selling single of all-time gets no votes... faux-populism is dead. RIP

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah – after she made a remark about how his breathy singing sucked on "How Do You Talk To An Angel"

xpost

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

yes he beat donna up! tori spelling never had a big butt.

horseshoe, Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I have never even heard/heard of the top 2 here wtf

The Everybody Buys 1000 Aerosmith Albums A Month Club (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

that's when you gave up music for politics, Shakes.

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ at the title of the "90210" clip.

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

right

music loves drugs (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Jamie Walters' ass is bigger than Donna's wtf

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8GBCpstlvs

they abused Donna a lot on this show

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link

HOLY SHIT

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link

they abused Donna a lot on this show

I love how I was just watching 90210 reruns the other day (Steve holds a rave! Donna meets Jamie! Tiffani-Amber smokes weed!) and now ILM has caught up

The Everybody Buys 1000 Aerosmith Albums A Month Club (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I love the blocking/writing of that scene

"Hey, what's wrong?"
"GET IN THE POOL oh it's naptime"

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link

wait waht?

music loves drugs (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't accept that Dylan would have "accidentally" brushed Donna off like that; he had nothing but contempt for her.

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link

i think maybe the immense weight of donna's face sent shockwaves through dylan's arm to his brain causing acute synapse overload; this is oft referred to in the medical world as "spelling's syndrome." Grave indeed that this occurs whether you mean to knock her unconscious into a pool or not.

The Everybody Buys 1000 Aerosmith Albums A Month Club (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

She MIGHT have been okay if her head had bounced off Jamie Walters' butt.

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKhGr3-KxZQ&feature=related

they weren't very kind to Andrea, either

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:45 (thirteen years ago) link

She MIGHT have been okay if she'd bounced off Brandon Walsh's cock.

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link

LMAO

Hippie! Crack! Nitrous! Mafia! Boston! (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link


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