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pink rode a black man. and her pants were all low. like, you could see the start of the pubic area. pretty cool. she rode a black man, too. and she said she was drunk!

those things in the part with busta rhymes and p. diddy. those jumping things. wow! those are so cool. did you see those? wowowow. neat.

jimmy fallon is okay.

busta rhymes doesn't look as cool when he's not wearing colourful stuff. shiny colourful. he looks unspectacular in black.

oh yeah. the thing. the acknowledgement of the planes crashing into buildings. rudolph giuliani is fucking gay and i don't give a fuck about his stupid city anymore. yeah, new york is good. so what? fuck off. you too, sheryl crow. quit trying to be all shemo. leave that to michelle branch or whoever.

speaking of that, dashboard confessional. that guy is really short. i think. i forget. i think i might have thought he was short but looked again and seen that he wasn't so short.

and sammy hagar and that other guy. for some reason i can't remember his name. but he had long white hair. like a wizard. and sammy hagar looked like some diving instructor or something. and he dissed the wizard! did you see that? he said something about how he didn't need the money yet. about something the wizard said. diss.

jennifer lopez had great shoes. and a great dress.

i just heard bruce springsteen performed. but i didn't see it. i didn't see michael jackson win the thing either.

anthony kiedis was stupid.

i don't get mtv. so, i've never seen trl. but carson daly is really stupid, i bet.

i was watching it on muchmusic.

the white stripes, too. did you see the white stripes? white bowler. i bet they had fun.

can we please call a.l. by her real, non-fronched-by-the-execs name, APRIL LEVINE?? come on you guys it's so obvious!

Best line of the hour!

No dancing. No waifer-thin whispery singing (or lip-synching, for that matter). All of that stuff is complete garbage aimed at thirteen year olds with attention deficit disorder.

Ah, yes....I see it all clearly now. This is actually some of the most incisive, thoughtful and cleverly crafted commentary ever to grace these boards. How silly of me!

Bullshit.

it was nice of you to say nice stuff but if Motel Hell had made better points it wouldn't have been so easy. it was easy this time, but next time it might not be such a smooth ride. so, just be careful.

Shout-out to my mate Joe in Croydon...

see?

The Timberlake performance and especially the track itself were astounding, but I'm not sure how well it will sell. I remember the paroxysms of praise around here for N'Sync's "Pop" single, but I think the futuristic-pseudo-2step-BT-production was a bit challenging for radio and slightly disappointing commercially.

And blueski, the design (especially the animated type) was awesome, but I think those sequences (on all MTV award shows) always go on about 5 seconds to long.

I liked dk's "...= gay" review especially after reading the five other G'n'R threads.

Oops, silly me. I thought Michael Jackson WAS black... wow, these days you can change a man's genetic makeup that easily. Wow. What have I missed?!

dk = ILM's Unconscious!

(and it's structured like an MTV awards show!)

also, A.V. Alexandre, I think everyone - even at ILM - forgot about "Pop" in their end-of-2001 lists. It was definitely the most sonically ambitious track to appear in the Billboard top-ten last year (and that include Neptunes and Timbaland productions). I especially liked the lyrics!

Also, "Gotta Get Through This" is the first bonafide 2-step club track I've heard on regular American Top40 radio (started to a couple months ago - I'm not counting "Fill Me In"). I think it has to do with the track's unintentional (?) similarity to Latin Freestyle.