Now You See It...Now You're Dead!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:39 (fourteen years ago)
Easy Come...Easy, Um, DIE, Or Something!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)
If At First You Don't Succeed...DIE, DIE AGAIN!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)
there, that's more like it.
A Stitch in Time... Saves NO ONE!
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)
Peace Sells ... But Who's Buying This Record?
― tylerw, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)
Take It Or Leave It...Or KILL It!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)
Three Strikes... You're DEAD!
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)
Going, Going...GONG!: Live At Budokan
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:51 (fourteen years ago)
What You Bleed...Is What You'll Get!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:52 (fourteen years ago)
A Penny Saved... Is Ultimately Worthless
― bananas foster wallace (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:53 (fourteen years ago)
God Don't Make Trash...He Burns It!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:54 (fourteen years ago)
Coke...Is Shit!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:56 (fourteen years ago)
I've Got The Fever, And The Only Cure... Is More Bullets!
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)
Well, Now I've Seen Everything...Die!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)
This is my favorite thread of all time already.
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)
Metal...Lica Are Assholes
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:00 (fourteen years ago)
I remember when this was all (het)fields
― the crap gig in the sky (MaresNest), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)
These Aren't The Droids... You're DYING For!
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)
Burying the Hatchet... In your Skull!
― tylerw, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)
Time is Money... And Money is Murder!
― Gavin, Leeds, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)
It's The Economy...Stupid!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:08 (fourteen years ago)
He's The Dead...I'm The Killer!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)
or rather:
He's The Dead Guy...I'm The Killer!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)
I Was On MTV...In 1992
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)
Pulling the Ripcord ... and Meeting your Maker! (didn't Mustaine have some sort of skydiving epiphany that led him to Christianity?) ...
love the 'It's The Economy ... Stupid!'
― BlackIronPrison, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)
Live and Let Live... Or Don't!
― Gavin, Leeds, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)
Win Some, Lose Some...Kickboxing Matches!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)
Heroin de Boner
― the crap gig in the sky (MaresNest), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)
Never Look A Gift Horse...In The Ass!
― more horses after the main event (Eazy), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)
Kill 'Em All...And Let Lawyers Sort Out The Writing Credits!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)
Look Busy... The Boss is Killing!
― Gavin, Leeds, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)
Too Big To Fail...Too Socialist!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)
Nice Work... If You're Dead!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)
We Don't Look Good...If You Don't Die!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:21 (fourteen years ago)
Roses Are Dead... Violence is Too!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:21 (fourteen years ago)
With Friends Like This... Who Needs Enemas!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
When Megadeth Talks...People Die!
― Guy? Guy? It's me, your cousin, Marvin Mann-Dude (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
Let's Get Retarded... In Here!
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
Ass, Gas, or Grass ... No One DIES for Free!
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
Pobody's Nerfect... Fuck You
― bananas foster wallace (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)
Rhythm... Is A DANCER!
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)
this one sounds real
Time is Money... And Money is Murder!― Gavin, Leeds, Wednesday, May 4, 2011 12:03 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Gavin, Leeds, Wednesday, May 4, 2011 12:03 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Freedom Of Speech...Just Watch What You Kill
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)
I Don't Mourn the Loss of Thousands of Precious Lives ... and I WILL Rejoice in the Death of One!
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)
hahaha
― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)
Apocalypse '10 ... The Enemy Strikes DEAD
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)
Some Kind...of Monster!!
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)
ha ha it's 2011 not 2010 oops
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)
The Future's So Bright...I Gotta Wear Shades!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:26 (fourteen years ago)
I Want To Kill ...POSSIBLY!
― immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Thursday, 5 May 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier... DIE!
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, 5 May 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)
Catch 22... Bullets... With Your Head!
― goole, Thursday, 5 May 2011 15:22 (fourteen years ago)
Good Girls Go To Heaven...Cause They DIED!!
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 5 May 2011 15:23 (fourteen years ago)
Turns out he one-upped us all:
Shelton, H.S., Conn. Superintendent... let James Tate go to prom!!!
Context.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 May 2011 01:08 (fourteen years ago)
hahahahahaha
― contenderoni (some dude), Thursday, 12 May 2011 01:09 (fourteen years ago)
I had to check it twice just to make sure he did indeed include the ellipsis.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 May 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)
so fucking awesome
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 May 2011 01:37 (fourteen years ago)
Megadeth should have giant paper machet ellipses as part of their stage show the same way Iron Maiden has Eddie
― contenderoni (some dude), Thursday, 12 May 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)
A+ Mustaine
― da croupier, Thursday, 12 May 2011 11:24 (fourteen years ago)
"Don't you know love when you see it????"
― Mark G, Thursday, 12 May 2011 13:14 (fourteen years ago)
Don't you know love...when you see it????
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 May 2011 13:24 (fourteen years ago)
Tate said that he is upset. “I feel like a jerk for getting my friends in trouble and for screwing Sonali out of a date," he said.
That means something different in the UK, I'd guess.
― Mark G, Thursday, 12 May 2011 13:35 (fourteen years ago)
A+ thread!
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 12 May 2011 15:39 (fourteen years ago)
i was briefly overcome by the distinct memory of having posted
Santa Claus is Coming... To Town!!!
to this thread. but i guess i didn't. so weird.
― goole, Thursday, 3 September 2015 19:54 (nine years ago)
Top Of The Muffin...TO YOU!!
― some dude, Thursday, 3 September 2015 20:32 (nine years ago)
literally can't stop laughing at "Pobody's Nerfect... Fuck You"
― orifex, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:32 (nine years ago)
Jesus is My Savior..But the DEVIL is My President!
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:35 (nine years ago)
Big Things Come in Small Packages...BUT ENOUGH ABOUT LARS
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:38 (nine years ago)
They Took Megadeth Out of the Schools...and Now the Bieber concerts are full!
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:45 (nine years ago)
Our MP3s...aren't MPFREE
i love...this thread!
― insufficiently familiar with xgau's work to comment intelligently (BradNelson), Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:47 (nine years ago)
I Need More Vocal in the Monitors...STEVE!
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:47 (nine years ago)
I've Got My Own Album...TO DIE!
― Pheeel, Sunday, 13 November 2016 22:16 (eight years ago)
"I'm Going to the Store...ANYBODY NEED ANYTHING?!!"
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 July 2020 04:04 (four years ago)
"Crime Doesn't Pay...IT SUBSIDIZES"
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 July 2020 04:10 (four years ago)
“We Are The World...We Are The Children”
― Siegbran, Sunday, 5 July 2020 06:35 (four years ago)
POLL if you want to...POLL around the world
― Vinnie, Sunday, 5 July 2020 06:47 (four years ago)
A Man, A Plan, A Canal...Corona!
― geoffreyess, Sunday, 5 July 2020 16:25 (four years ago)
Fart Smells... But Who's Supplying?
― geoffreyess, Sunday, 5 July 2020 16:49 (four years ago)
Music is my Business.....and Taxes are Due!
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 5 July 2020 16:50 (four years ago)
Just Four Guys Alone...In A Room!
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 5 July 2020 18:02 (four years ago)
So septuagenarian, so good, so what!
― calstars, Sunday, 5 July 2020 19:07 (four years ago)
The Grass is Always Greener... When You're the Soil!
― geoffreyess, Sunday, 5 July 2020 19:19 (four years ago)
Looks like Mustaine actually did (provisionally) end up reviving the ellipses.
― Shallot Shortage 2021 (morrisp), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 21:07 (three years ago)
Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight … OR AM I?
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 21:25 (three years ago)
If You Lived Here... I Would Kill You
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP)
If You Lived Here... You'd Be Dead By Now!
― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 24 September 2022 05:23 (two years ago)
Psychic... Powerless... Another Band’s Album!
― "Cool ranch dressing!" (morrisp), Saturday, 24 September 2022 05:39 (two years ago)
You Don't Have to Brush All Your Teeth... Just the Ones You Want to Keep!
(actual sign in my kids' dentist office)
― "Cool ranch dressing!" (morrisp), Saturday, 24 September 2022 06:14 (two years ago)
My Money Doesn't Jiggle Jiggle...it KILLS!
― MaresNest, Saturday, 24 September 2022 13:01 (two years ago)
Here I Sit, Broken Hearted...
― made entirely of styrofoam (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 4 November 2022 01:27 (two years ago)
Trump is dead…Died badly!
― “uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Friday, 4 November 2022 02:09 (two years ago)
Ass, Grass … or DEATH
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 4 November 2022 05:24 (two years ago)
I Want to Talk to Your Manager...Not the Guy Sitting Next to You!!!!
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 August 2024 00:00 (nine months ago)
I'd Like Pulled Pork...But Can I Have Fries Instead of Cole Slaw!!!??
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 August 2024 00:01 (nine months ago)
The Devil is in the Details...and I Have No Idea What That Means!!!
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 August 2024 00:02 (nine months ago)
“You Call This a Cheeseburger? Needs More Chopped Onions!”
― calstars, Friday, 23 August 2024 00:04 (nine months ago)
My Parents Went To Hell...And All I Got Was This Lousy Megadeth T-Shirt!!!
― scott seward, Friday, 23 August 2024 00:18 (nine months ago)
calstars where are the ellipses?
― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 August 2024 00:21 (nine months ago)
“You call this a smashburger…where are the pickles!”
― calstars, Friday, 23 August 2024 00:55 (nine months ago)