This Is the Poll Where We Decide Which Band Hugely Beloved of ILMors You Give the Least Gram of a Shit About

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This list will necessarily miss out some obvious suspects on account of how I am making it up off the top of my head.

This isn't a vote for who you hate the most, really, but which artist makes you wonder why some members of our community feel the need to start a new thread about them once a week: which leaves you coldest or most struggling to see the appeal, y'see.

I left off the Beatles just because. They might play the winners, or something. Let's show people that the Poll function isn't just a throwaway novelty gimmick by making this a civilized and well-argued look at some music you couldn't give a flying one about.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Animal Collective 44
St Etienne 35
Radiohead 33
Steely Dan 32
The Fall 30
Wu Tang Clan (including solo projects) 19
New Order 17
Black Sabbath 13
Fleetwood Mac 9
My Bloody Valentine 8
Kate Bush (nb please state clearly if you are voting for Kate, for administrative reasons) 7


wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:23 (fourteen years ago)

i must've missed some obvious ones but i feel like i've got a lot of the main suspects here

wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:23 (fourteen years ago)

oh balls i meant to put The Smiths

wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:25 (fourteen years ago)

I guess Kraftwerk is just that untouchable.

The Reverend Sun Myung Goon (Pillbox), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:27 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think any of that list annoy me too much. I suspect if I'd actually heard Animal Collective it would be them tho.

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:27 (fourteen years ago)

not annoyance! stuff where you just think "why the hell do you care, i would never ever want to hear these ever again"

wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:28 (fourteen years ago)

like i have a theory that some of these are the recipients of maladjusted nostalgia for young adulthood that it'd be healthier to get out of yr system and move on

wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:29 (fourteen years ago)

Write-in vote for Blur

immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:31 (fourteen years ago)

why the hell do you care, i would never ever want to hear these ever again

Nah, none fall into that category. There's a few I couldn't imagine going out of my way to listen to: Radiohead, St Etienne, Kate Bush, tho I can understand their appeal

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:31 (fourteen years ago)

hate radiohead and animal collective the most but for sheer idgi befuddlement i guess it might be the fall

lex pretend, Friday, 13 May 2011 10:31 (fourteen years ago)

i pondered Blur but i wonder if this little flourish isn't more of a whimsy than a long-time ILM obsession? i expect to have another poll's worth of also-rans when this is done anyway

wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:32 (fourteen years ago)

black sabbath, radiohead

Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:32 (fourteen years ago)

New Order - I don't hate em at all, just not that into em.

Devil Mo (dog latin), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:33 (fourteen years ago)

i think i'll probably vote New Order who i liked plenty as a young man but haven't given a bollock about since 1990. they seem so flat and uninteresting now.

wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:33 (fourteen years ago)

for sheer idgi befuddlement i guess it might be the fall

I'd c+p that a hundred times but then you'd think I was being sarcastic

Ismael Klata, Friday, 13 May 2011 10:34 (fourteen years ago)

heard some animal collective songs and felt deeply alienated. don't like Sabbath but guess I can see the appeal. love most of the others

gospodin simmel, Friday, 13 May 2011 10:34 (fourteen years ago)

Other than Radiohead and Animal Collective, and maybe Steely Dan, I can't say I give THAT MUCH of a rats arse about the others. I guess I appreciate all of these rather than OMG LOVE them.

Devil Mo (dog latin), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:36 (fourteen years ago)

the fall have had such a long life, even i cant but help love the odd track here and there.
whereas animal collective et al, does abslutely nothing for me.

mark e, Friday, 13 May 2011 10:37 (fourteen years ago)

(nb please state clearly if you are voting for Kate, for administrative reasons)

huh ?

mark e, Friday, 13 May 2011 10:38 (fourteen years ago)

ongoing Radiohead obsession is kind of weird to me cos altho i like some of what they've done and some of what they do i can't help but feel like they've been chugging thru the same shtick since Kid A.

always a bit baffled when people hotly anticipate new stuff from bands that are clearly kinda done.

wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:38 (fourteen years ago)

If "a new thread once a week" is your criterion, then most of your list don't qualify. What about Oasis/Gallagher Bros. side projects (hi, Mark G!), Will the Old Ham, bloody boring Autechre etc etc...?

Jeff W, Friday, 13 May 2011 10:38 (fourteen years ago)

mark it's so i know who to SB, shhhhhhhhhh

wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:38 (fourteen years ago)

Oasis defnitely nearly made it, Oldham has a smaller hardcore than these i think but kudos on the hilarious pun, nobody likes Autechre we were just winding up Whiney.

wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:39 (fourteen years ago)

The realisation that Radiohead "are clearly kinda done" has only set in after King Of Limbs tbh.. Before that it felt as if they were going somewhere, but building up to it very slowly.

Devil Mo (dog latin), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:40 (fourteen years ago)

i think i'll probably vote New Order who i liked plenty as a young man but haven't given a bollock about since 1990. they seem so flat and uninteresting now.

For me, substitute The Fall for New Order

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:41 (fourteen years ago)

Oasis? Who likes them on ILM?

Devil Mo (dog latin), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:41 (fourteen years ago)

Mark G and only Mark G

wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:41 (fourteen years ago)

mark it's so i know who to SB, shhhhhhhhhh

ahh. soz. slow on the uptake
[totally agree with the idea though .. ]

xpost : re oasis : not just mark g, but mark e as well.

mark e, Friday, 13 May 2011 10:43 (fourteen years ago)

write in votes for P J Harvey and Stereolab

Ward Fowler, Friday, 13 May 2011 10:43 (fourteen years ago)

Taylor Swift

Ismael Klata, Friday, 13 May 2011 10:43 (fourteen years ago)

Tie: New Order, St Etienne, Steely Dan, Black Sabbath, Fleetwood Mac, The Fall. They're all, y'know, alright, but the reverence and adoration mystifies me.

lol sickmouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:44 (fourteen years ago)

sorry mark. okay, 2 marks like Oasis. what, even everything after the first 2 albums?

PJ Harvey and Stereolab deffo in the next wave poll.

wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:44 (fourteen years ago)

IK come on Taylor Swift is hardly given the same gawpy reverement on here as these lot

wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:45 (fourteen years ago)

sorry mark. okay, 2 marks like Oasis. what, even everything after the first 2 albums?

after a few glasses of red wine on a saturday night : yes

(tis basically compromise music between me and my wife).

mark e, Friday, 13 May 2011 10:46 (fourteen years ago)

The Cure

immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:47 (fourteen years ago)

oh god yes.

wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:47 (fourteen years ago)

note, not "oh god, Yes"

wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:48 (fourteen years ago)

Stereolab, oh god yes

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:48 (fourteen years ago)

considered the Arcade Fire for this list y/n? think they're a bit too niche

wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:50 (fourteen years ago)

the who?

"Hungry clouds swag on the deep." — William Blake (bernard snowy), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:54 (fourteen years ago)

btw I am voting for St. Etienne because I have never listened to them and nothing I hear/read makes me want to change that

"Hungry clouds swag on the deep." — William Blake (bernard snowy), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:55 (fourteen years ago)

St Et are high on my voting list. they've done some good songs but

wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:56 (fourteen years ago)

Either New Order or St. Etienne, though I'm tempted to vote Steely Dan in Bimble's memory (although I think he might've started liking them)

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:58 (fourteen years ago)

most banworthy vote is obviously Wu or Dan, right?

"Hungry clouds swag on the deep." — William Blake (bernard snowy), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:01 (fourteen years ago)

or at least "most likely to provoke a fight if I overheard you loudly proclaiming your distaste at a bar somewhere"

"Hungry clouds swag on the deep." — William Blake (bernard snowy), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:01 (fourteen years ago)

(nb please state clearly if you are voting for Kate, for administrative reasons)

lulz

er i am stuck between wu-tang clan and new order. i feel like wu tang are going to win and then people in this thread are going to get called racists.

thomp, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:02 (fourteen years ago)

New Order - huge for me, but hardly listen to them any more, which is sad.
Radiohead - don't care about them now. I like the Bends
St Etienne - rubbish - my vote.
Kate Bush - love her as much as ever
Steely Dan - good fun
Black Sabbath - gods
Fleetwood Mac - was listening to Tusk this morning!
My Bloody Valentine - thrilling but do something new please
The Fall - had enough now MES, thanks.
Wu Tang Clan (including solo projects) - no interest whatsoever
Animal Collective

Dr.C, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:02 (fourteen years ago)

Animal Collective - never heard.

Dr.C, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:03 (fourteen years ago)

but then like the ghostface records from the past few years are a+ straight-up hip hop if you like straight-up hip hop so it's not really weird that people who are into that talk about them, etc

whereas, i dunno, the odds on anyone from new order releasing anything i feel like anyone ought to give half of a shit about ever again

thomp, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:04 (fourteen years ago)

Think Ned is also on the official Oasis offenders register: http://www.oasisfanatic.com/band/encyclopedia.php?initial_record=0&sort_by=r

Pavement are an egregious omission.

Stevie T, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:04 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, him.

Mark G, Monday, 16 May 2011 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

Merriweather Post Pavilion

ahaha you got me.

Mark G, Monday, 16 May 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

imo no artist that hasn't been around since at least the '90s shouldn't be in this discussion, which is the main reason (among others) that Animal Collective is such an obvious choice in this poll.

suggest ban the subbest man (some dude), Monday, 16 May 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago)

If not for Animal Collective, I would have voted for The Fall, technically accurate but a bit unfair because I don't think I've ever actually heard their music before.

justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Monday, 16 May 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

yeah AC shouldn't really be in this list.

broodje kroket (dog latin), Monday, 16 May 2011 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

I am shocked and appalled by all the disinterest and lacklustre feelings towards St Etienne in this thread.

Voting for The Fall, simply because I have no curiousity regarding hearing their records from the descriptions I've heard, however ignorant that may seem.

multiple xpost I've always thought it weird to see The Cardigans compared to Saint Etienne when they've got two guitarists who adore another band on this poll... Black Sabbath.

ha ha ha ha jack my swag (boxedjoy), Monday, 16 May 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

oh wow the Fall are ILM's new whipping boy! How fun!

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 16 May 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

I always wanted to hear Saint Ettiene's version of "Chock Stock"

Mark G, Monday, 16 May 2011 18:37 (fourteen years ago)

but don't get the complete obsessiveness of Fall super-fans. and i own like 20-something Fall albums.. just don't consider myself obsessed.

lol, what?

geir was right (wk), Monday, 16 May 2011 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

nv have you approached t gilliam about possible collaboration i think you could freshen up his steez

Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 01:38 (fourteen years ago)

Will the next poll include Killing Joke, Belle & Sebastian, Parliament/Funkadelic and Prince?

Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 03:26 (fourteen years ago)

Nate Dogg?

Vernon Locke, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 03:28 (fourteen years ago)

I'm relieved that you at least didn't include Prince, Noodle

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iSsVskUcfo&feature=player_embedded

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

^this is why I love Sabbath

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

but don't get the complete obsessiveness of Fall super-fans. and i own like 20-something Fall albums.. just don't consider myself obsessed.

lol, what?

i actually counted yesterday and it's more like 32

see here - solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

ilxor running, w/ laptop in hand, checking ILX as he sprints (ilxor), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

Thanks for the detailed accounting, casual Fall fan.

geir was right (wk), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:35 (fourteen years ago)

which ones do you own, ilxor, casual Fall fan?

― excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, May 17, 2011 11:43 AM (12 seconds ago) Bookmark

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2727/4451837798_3c2d3d5fa3.jpg

taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfdA-HoT5dU

ff to 4:33

excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 23 May 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

The only one among these I really care about is the Wu-Tang Clan. K. Bush and New Order have some great songs too, but I've never really been "into" them. Some of these are totally unknown to me: I've never heard any song by My Bloody Valentine, St. Etienne, or Animal Collective. So I gotta for The Fall: I've only heard two or three songs by them, by they seem to exemplify the utter lack of any musical skills that was one of the worst aspects of punk. In some other thread someone said to me that their point is really the lyrics, but who cares about lyrics if their delivered by the worst vocalist I've ever heard?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 07:55 (fourteen years ago)

i think Tuomas may like Saint Etienne?

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 14:07 (fourteen years ago)

^yeah Tuomas you should check out some St Et...Pillbox recommends the 2nd album So Tough

pax raggetta (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

No surprises here, with the least "hugely beloved" band winning this.

...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

i freely admit casting SBs for kate bush hate~

omar little, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

I freely admit welcoming to heaven the Animal Collective skeptics.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 23:04 (fourteen years ago)

Voting numbers are through the roof!

So so glad Kate Bush ended last in this one

...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit @ 247 voters, is that a record?

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

Can't believe Steely Dan/the Fall/Wu-tang all got more votes than New Order...

Hope Santa fills all your stockings w/ Frente & Orgy albums

pax raggetta (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

i'll take st et at #2 (and attribute it to their really being a british-interest thing) just for the correct other two acts in the top 3

makes me so happy that 77 people on this board do not give a shit about animal collective and/or radiohead

the smoke cloud of pure hatred (lex pretend), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 07:29 (fourteen years ago)

this was a brilliant thread, really made me think.

Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 08:43 (fourteen years ago)

tho I must concede I too lost a few nights sleep wondering which other acts potentially could have been deemed "hugely beloved by ILM", or questioning the validity of those deemed so by their inclusion on this list.

will remember these times when i'm old.

Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 08:53 (fourteen years ago)

does anyone want a debate about other potential inclusions on this list? I feel we have more enlightening and edifying discussions to come.

Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 09:02 (fourteen years ago)

next time i'll just do the "STFU New Order" thread and have done

Deeez Nuuults (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 09:10 (fourteen years ago)

haha sorry nv...not attacking you specifically...

Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 09:18 (fourteen years ago)

MBV came second-last?

You!

LOVE!

Them!

Mark G, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 09:21 (fourteen years ago)

all those people constantly big-upping AC on ilm will really think twice now

w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 09:21 (fourteen years ago)

How many people is that?
Maybe we need a "return the favour" vote.

Mark G, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 09:22 (fourteen years ago)

Don't get the Kate Bush love-in thing at all

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 09:24 (fourteen years ago)

Talk about a sacred cow...

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 09:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/3a_061SeizeHim.jpg

immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 09:29 (fourteen years ago)

LOL. I know it's a joke an' all but all those I'll SB if you vote Katey-Watey, you wouldn't say that, even in jest, about Dylan or Leonard Cohen or Lou Reed or some other similar old fart

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 09:32 (fourteen years ago)

for some reason.

nah Garda was right, next time i'm in a bad mood i will channel it into something more KIP

Deeez Nuuults (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 09:53 (fourteen years ago)

this was a brilliant thread, really made me think.

almost as much as yr needless snark

the smoke cloud of pure hatred (lex pretend), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 10:17 (fourteen years ago)

Sorry for being a jerk guys; I hope you get good CDs for Christmas...

pax raggetta (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 10:25 (fourteen years ago)

i think all of us are regularly positive about enough great music on ilm without having to take snark for a bit of healthy negativity now and then from people who never seem to show their faces in the threads we're positive in.

the smoke cloud of pure hatred (lex pretend), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 10:27 (fourteen years ago)

i didn't vote but even though ostensibly i like them i kind of never want to hear new order again

colby, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 10:41 (fourteen years ago)

I'm just glad Fleetwood Mac didn't get more votes

bernard snowy, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 11:01 (fourteen years ago)


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