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Hold me close Tiny Dancer
You be Angela I'll be Tony Danza
Show you who's boss
use that pussy like dental floss

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:32 (fourteen years ago)

that sound you just heard was a thousand tiny clicks finding the "suggest ban" button all at once

w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:44 (fourteen years ago)

gonna be haunted by the mental image of getting pussy stuck between my teeth

I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

tbf I imagine it's not worse than whatever mental image it's replacing

iatee, Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

lol

I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

ban nothing

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

can we get brodie in this thread somehow

iatee, Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

xp you figure it was either that or "use that pussy like Bonanza's Hoss" which would have really upset everybody and rightly so

w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

gonna do the brodie call one sec

iatee, Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

brodie

iatee, Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

loool

w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

bingo, the creator

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/1991grouppileon2.jpg

taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

i'll show you whos boss when you see my meat, yo
dick's as big as Danny DeVito

sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

haha

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/sexecute.jpg

taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

Make it sing like Diana Ross

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

Make yr [up to you, guys] jump like Kriss Kross.

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

Old and rich like Louis Auchincloss

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

wrinkles on my balls and shaft
top of my cock looking like a skin graft

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

^^^ lost couplet from "Go See The Doctor"

I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

gonna be haunted by the mental image of getting pussy stuck between my teeth

― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Thursday, May 19, 2011 4:45 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tbf I imagine it's not worse than whatever mental image it's replacing

― iatee, Thursday, May 19, 2011 4:47 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

l

oh holy shit what a lol

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

tongue flapping like Garfield's pal Odie
pussy popping, bellhopping like Brodie

w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

don't judge me

w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

dick thick like alan
teeth gold like tracey
give you groin pains
then clown you like gacy
meet my friend boner
yeah i'm mike seaver
got sumthin for your beaver

Sugabans (rip van wanko), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

^ a+

Sugabans (rip van wanko), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

lol did you just give yourself an a+

w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

yes

Sugabans (rip van wanko), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

loooooool

w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

in fairness, it was a deserved A+

I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

it is a jewel

w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

rap is about self-aggrandizing, i think more rappers should write reviews of their own albums...go all the way with it.

she rub A LINK in your poke (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

you know i get my pimp on like a smooth operator
tappin all dat ass then bring her bags up to the elevator

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

it was.

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

i got no skin on my hands cuz im a chronic masturbator

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

top impregnator
cant stop the haters
making dat cash like a prop speculator

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

I'm Broke McDonald, need a crop rotator

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

take your bags up to the room
like Portia deRossi vroom vroom
drop em on the floor, we'll be getting it on
i'm a-hoppin' your bell like Dominique Strauss-Kahn

sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

continental breakfast that you've chozen, frozen
apologies made to the singer's roadie
now they got me like brodie

w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:26 (fourteen years ago)

Have u begging for mercy like obi-wan
You'll be screaming faster faster as you get dick from the Jedi master

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

1, 2, 3, 4
Get your Padme on the floor

she rub A LINK in your poke (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:29 (fourteen years ago)

you got buns bigger than Princess Leia
when i stick it in i go whoa heyyyaaa

sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

somewhere out there in the country of the banned whiney is screaming "you're not funny" into the howling void

w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

he can tweet about it, you know

sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

i'm starting to think this rap song is performed by

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BGmQ69bkgiI/S7psxwvwBBI/AAAAAAAAAS4/8EDFcLCjSfM/s1600/Jamie+Kennedy+rapper.jpg

she rub A LINK in your poke (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

tbh star wars sex raps is some next level do not want

the first rule of debate club (Edward III), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

xp wasn't directed at you but at all of us on this thread btw hope that did not come out rong

w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

we should probably go back to the sitcoms of our youth and brodie

sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

concur with your straw-whiney do I

the first rule of debate club (Edward III), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

brodie

w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

All these raps got nothing on your wife's pastrami flaps

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

xpost
http://femmesdallure.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/youngmoney4.jpg

she rub A LINK in your poke (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

Not directe at u Dan. Haha

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

how the hell is Drake managing to be the least ridiculous looking person in that picture

I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

whiney in a tizzy
he izzen sb izzy?

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

goddammit chris you bring the best of filth

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

whiney in the tub readin' vanity fair
katy perry on the cover
he's gonna show her how he loves 'er

sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

whip out his weingarten
put on some soundgarden
clean the grunge from between his cheeks
shit been building up for weeks

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

zooey deschanel get your ass right over here honey
when i'm working all that shit you'll be screaming otm

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_Kww6jaNbpK0/SwGpnJ2iPzI/AAAAAAAAlL0/VRl4ZBGjlMA/img214.jpg

she rub A LINK in your poke (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

hit you from behind and pull your ears like bugs bunny

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

there's a chaffing sensation
bunny's too tight to mention

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

run to get some honey for some bunny lubrication

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

be like eeyore and take my medication

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

butt-fucking bugs bunny is a bit too much

sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

if the eeyore ref cunfuses you, dunno what's going on, see
i'm gonna pin the tail on that muthafuckin donkey

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

bunnyphobes

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

I'm the new Mel Gibson with my hand in the beaver
Make the poppet dance like Ezekiel Cheever

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

butt-fucking bugs bunny is a bit too much

so come on down to the rabbit hutch

w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

rap referencing Salem Witch trials/The Crucible....nice

she rub A LINK in your poke (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

i'll hit your g-spot like Tom Seaver

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

just don't ruin Watership Down for me

sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

cruisin round the hundred acre wood jus chillin
casin on the d-low like ee milne

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

Mike Seaver woulda been better.....

she rub A LINK in your poke (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

muthafuckas wastime time arguin re:seaver
i'm bbusy gettin cartoon pussy
i was just in beaver

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

bitch you argue like Earl Weaver
gettin tossed, not like salad
i'll split your ass with my meat cleaver

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)

Gonna hurt your eyewitness like Sigourney Weaver
Or when I say weaver do I mean Pete Seeger
Turn! Turn! Turn! over that eager beaver

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

why you need a cleaver for a one-bite meat slice
take that lil ass-splitter back, let's all play nice
if you really need a meat cutter, size it for yo dick
got a pen-knife on me somewhere- that should do the trick

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

Wow. A+

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

my nana on my mum's side was a native trash talker iirc

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

they tried to build a thread but the scheme went ponzie
straight over the shark skis up like fonzie

w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

i feel like a single mom who just got home from work to discover that one of her small children decided to give her other small child a haircut

Blink 187um (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

I'm a peaceful man, won't point my sawed-off atcha
No Ponzi here, I ain't Madoff atcha

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

but check it out i'm cooler than Howard C
jumpin sharks - i'm no coward, see
cuz i'm straight outta Broward C
and i don't give a shit if you sb me

sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

gonna take you up on the freebie 'sb me'
cos the coolest cat on that show was tom muthafuckin bosley

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

goin down on mrs c at fonzies in the dark
this is where this thread jumped the shark

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

(silence)

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

Jumpin sharks? I jump motherfuckin Wales
Gasface to Cardiff, ups to Versails
Did I say "Versails"? I meant Versailles
Now go eat some cake while I nut in your eye

I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

ha

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

lol!

Sugabans (rip van wanko), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

i feel like a single mom who just got home from work to discover that one of her small children decided to give her other small child a haircut

looooooool

oh! me so brodie (Edward III), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

this may be hard for Americans to parse
gonna slip my BLOOD SAUSAGE in Pippa's arse

sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

Ha!!!

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:16 (fourteen years ago)

Raps composed of ilx thread titles

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

I'll be like David from Real World New Orleans
Skee dappa dee-ing to get her out of those jeans
damn her arse is tight
come on be my baby tonight

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

yay

I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:25 (fourteen years ago)

BEST NATION NOT OFFICIALLY RECOGNISED BY FIFA POLL
ODD FUTURE WOLF GANG KILL THEM ALL

sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

(MC Serch:)
US POLITICS SPRING 2011: Let's call off this country
Is Charles Barkley really our greatest living celebrity?

more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

versailles/nut in your eye is yoga motherfucking flame for all time fuiud

w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

thread fizzled out untimely-like imo

The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 02:46 (twelve years ago)


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