Hold me close Tiny DancerYou be Angela I'll be Tony DanzaShow you who's bossuse that pussy like dental floss
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:32 (fourteen years ago)
that sound you just heard was a thousand tiny clicks finding the "suggest ban" button all at once
― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:44 (fourteen years ago)
gonna be haunted by the mental image of getting pussy stuck between my teeth
― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)
tbf I imagine it's not worse than whatever mental image it's replacing
― iatee, Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)
ban nothing
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:48 (fourteen years ago)
can we get brodie in this thread somehow
― iatee, Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)
xp you figure it was either that or "use that pussy like Bonanza's Hoss" which would have really upset everybody and rightly so
― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)
gonna do the brodie call one sec
brodie
loool
― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)
bingo, the creator
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/1991grouppileon2.jpg
― taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)
i'll show you whos boss when you see my meat, yodick's as big as Danny DeVito
― sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)
haha
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/sexecute.jpg
― taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:55 (fourteen years ago)
Make it sing like Diana Ross
― more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)
Make yr [up to you, guys] jump like Kriss Kross.
― more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)
Old and rich like Louis Auchincloss
― more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)
wrinkles on my balls and shafttop of my cock looking like a skin graft
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)
^^^ lost couplet from "Go See The Doctor"
― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)
― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Thursday, May 19, 2011 4:45 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― iatee, Thursday, May 19, 2011 4:47 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
l
oh holy shit what a lol
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)
tongue flapping like Garfield's pal Odiepussy popping, bellhopping like Brodie
― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)
don't judge me
dick thick like alanteeth gold like traceygive you groin painsthen clown you like gacymeet my friend boneryeah i'm mike seavergot sumthin for your beaver
― Sugabans (rip van wanko), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)
^ a+
lol did you just give yourself an a+
― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)
yes
― Sugabans (rip van wanko), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)
loooooool
in fairness, it was a deserved A+
― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)
it is a jewel
― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)
rap is about self-aggrandizing, i think more rappers should write reviews of their own albums...go all the way with it.
― she rub A LINK in your poke (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)
you know i get my pimp on like a smooth operatortappin all dat ass then bring her bags up to the elevator
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)
it was.
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)
i got no skin on my hands cuz im a chronic masturbator
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)
top impregnatorcant stop the hatersmaking dat cash like a prop speculator
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:17 (fourteen years ago)
I'm Broke McDonald, need a crop rotator
― more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)
take your bags up to the roomlike Portia deRossi vroom vroomdrop em on the floor, we'll be getting it oni'm a-hoppin' your bell like Dominique Strauss-Kahn
― sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)
continental breakfast that you've chozen, frozenapologies made to the singer's roadienow they got me like brodie
― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:26 (fourteen years ago)
Have u begging for mercy like obi-wanYou'll be screaming faster faster as you get dick from the Jedi master
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)
1, 2, 3, 4Get your Padme on the floor
― she rub A LINK in your poke (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:29 (fourteen years ago)
you got buns bigger than Princess Leiawhen i stick it in i go whoa heyyyaaa
― sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)
somewhere out there in the country of the banned whiney is screaming "you're not funny" into the howling void
― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)
he can tweet about it, you know
― sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)
i'm starting to think this rap song is performed by
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BGmQ69bkgiI/S7psxwvwBBI/AAAAAAAAAS4/8EDFcLCjSfM/s1600/Jamie+Kennedy+rapper.jpg
― she rub A LINK in your poke (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)
tbh star wars sex raps is some next level do not want
― the first rule of debate club (Edward III), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)
xp wasn't directed at you but at all of us on this thread btw hope that did not come out rong
― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)
we should probably go back to the sitcoms of our youth and brodie
― sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)
concur with your straw-whiney do I
― the first rule of debate club (Edward III), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)
― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)
All these raps got nothing on your wife's pastrami flaps
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)
xposthttp://femmesdallure.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/youngmoney4.jpg
― she rub A LINK in your poke (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)
Not directe at u Dan. Haha
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)
how the hell is Drake managing to be the least ridiculous looking person in that picture
― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)
whiney in a tizzyhe izzen sb izzy?
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)
goddammit chris you bring the best of filth
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)
whiney in the tub readin' vanity fairkaty perry on the coverhe's gonna show her how he loves 'er
― sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)
whip out his weingartenput on some soundgardenclean the grunge from between his cheeksshit been building up for weeks
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)
zooey deschanel get your ass right over here honeywhen i'm working all that shit you'll be screaming otm
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_Kww6jaNbpK0/SwGpnJ2iPzI/AAAAAAAAlL0/VRl4ZBGjlMA/img214.jpg
― she rub A LINK in your poke (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)
hit you from behind and pull your ears like bugs bunny
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)
there's a chaffing sensationbunny's too tight to mention
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)
run to get some honey for some bunny lubrication
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)
be like eeyore and take my medication
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)
butt-fucking bugs bunny is a bit too much
― sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)
if the eeyore ref cunfuses you, dunno what's going on, seei'm gonna pin the tail on that muthafuckin donkey
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)
bunnyphobes
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)
I'm the new Mel Gibson with my hand in the beaverMake the poppet dance like Ezekiel Cheever
― more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)
so come on down to the rabbit hutch
― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)
rap referencing Salem Witch trials/The Crucible....nice
― she rub A LINK in your poke (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)
i'll hit your g-spot like Tom Seaver
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)
just don't ruin Watership Down for me
― sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)
cruisin round the hundred acre wood jus chillincasin on the d-low like ee milne
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)
Mike Seaver woulda been better.....
― she rub A LINK in your poke (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)
muthafuckas wastime time arguin re:seaveri'm bbusy gettin cartoon pussyi was just in beaver
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)
bitch you argue like Earl Weavergettin tossed, not like saladi'll split your ass with my meat cleaver
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)
Gonna hurt your eyewitness like Sigourney WeaverOr when I say weaver do I mean Pete SeegerTurn! Turn! Turn! over that eager beaver
― more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)
why you need a cleaver for a one-bite meat slicetake that lil ass-splitter back, let's all play niceif you really need a meat cutter, size it for yo dickgot a pen-knife on me somewhere- that should do the trick
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)
Wow. A+
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)
my nana on my mum's side was a native trash talker iirc
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)
they tried to build a thread but the scheme went ponziestraight over the shark skis up like fonzie
― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)
i feel like a single mom who just got home from work to discover that one of her small children decided to give her other small child a haircut
― Blink 187um (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)
I'm a peaceful man, won't point my sawed-off atchaNo Ponzi here, I ain't Madoff atcha
― more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)
but check it out i'm cooler than Howard Cjumpin sharks - i'm no coward, seecuz i'm straight outta Broward Cand i don't give a shit if you sb me
― sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)
gonna take you up on the freebie 'sb me'cos the coolest cat on that show was tom muthafuckin bosley
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:38 (fourteen years ago)
goin down on mrs c at fonzies in the darkthis is where this thread jumped the shark
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)
(silence)
― more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)
Jumpin sharks? I jump motherfuckin WalesGasface to Cardiff, ups to VersailsDid I say "Versails"? I meant VersaillesNow go eat some cake while I nut in your eye
― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)
ha
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)
lol!
― Sugabans (rip van wanko), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)
looooooool
― oh! me so brodie (Edward III), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)
this may be hard for Americans to parsegonna slip my BLOOD SAUSAGE in Pippa's arse
― sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)
Ha!!!
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:16 (fourteen years ago)
Raps composed of ilx thread titles
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:21 (fourteen years ago)
I'll be like David from Real World New OrleansSkee dappa dee-ing to get her out of those jeansdamn her arse is tightcome on be my baby tonight
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)
yay
― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:25 (fourteen years ago)
BEST NATION NOT OFFICIALLY RECOGNISED BY FIFA POLLODD FUTURE WOLF GANG KILL THEM ALL
― sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)
(MC Serch:)US POLITICS SPRING 2011: Let's call off this countryIs Charles Barkley really our greatest living celebrity?
― more horses after the main event (Eazy), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)
versailles/nut in your eye is yoga motherfucking flame for all time fuiud
― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:18 (fourteen years ago)
thread fizzled out untimely-like imo
― The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 02:46 (twelve years ago)