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rolling terrible 90s grunge band names thread

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local ok and encouraged

i will just start us all off with local mpls band

1. DOGSHINE

lemon kerrang! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 19:45 (fifteen years ago)

2. Stone Temple Pilots

a man is only a guy (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

haha searching for dogshine info just turned up a bunch of sampler cds with a wealth of local ones so

3. Zen Identity

lemon kerrang! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

4. Gruntruck

DJP, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

i remember the singer from dogshine trying to get us all to start calling him "dogshane" and we just didnt

oh and http://www.last.fm/music/Dogshine

lemon kerrang! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

5. Reigndance

a man is only a guy (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

6. Nudeswirl

solfege made me schizophrenic (MaresNest), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

7. Coffin Break

brian da facepalma (NickB), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

8. Big Tube Squeezer

brian da facepalma (NickB), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

9. Alice in Chains (like the band, but really)

Neil S, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

10. Mother Love Bone

brian da facepalma (NickB), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

11. Pearl Jam

Neil S, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

12. Staind

Neil S, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

13. Puddle of Mudd (thanks for the second d guys!)

Neil S, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

14. Smashing Pumpkins

brian da facepalma (NickB), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

15. Cat Butt

brian da facepalma (NickB), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:56 (fifteen years ago)

there was NOT a band named Cat Butt, come on

DJP, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

dan!

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

lets say "all of them" with the possible exceptions of Nirvana, Melvins and Tad...?

Neil S, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:58 (fifteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_Butt

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 20:58 (fifteen years ago)

2 Personnel Changes

2.1 Cat Butt #1
2.2 Cat Butt #2
2.3 Cat Butt #3

DJP, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 21:00 (fifteen years ago)

goodbye cruel world

DJP, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 21:00 (fifteen years ago)

16. Daddy Hate Box

brian da facepalma (NickB), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 21:01 (fifteen years ago)

17. Icky Joey

brian da facepalma (NickB), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 21:01 (fifteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Booter_DdZg/StQRoTAyOQI/AAAAAAAAAHw/Ij6mYkDp-m4/s320/Dickless+seven+inch+cover.jpg

^ this was the best grunge band name btw

brian da facepalma (NickB), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 21:03 (fifteen years ago)

18. Alcohol Funnycar

brian da facepalma (NickB), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

19. Presidents Of The USA

brian da facepalma (NickB), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

POTUSA weren't a grunge band tho

DJP, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 21:09 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LdgoSuS2OM

also we’re divorced now and i hate this movie. (contenderizer), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

hellcows

also we’re divorced now and i hate this movie. (contenderizer), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

don't even think they're a grunge band but there's a group in my city called Hindershot, which makes me think of all kinds of bad grunge things.

tylerw, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 21:27 (fifteen years ago)

Okay Dan, I'll retract PotUSA and offer you Bush instead

brian da facepalma (NickB), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 21:27 (fifteen years ago)

thanks?

DJP, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 21:27 (fifteen years ago)

ha, you're welcome

brian da facepalma (NickB), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 21:29 (fifteen years ago)

i have sorta a love hate vibe wrt the band name "Butt Trumpet" but they werent grunge so

lemon kerrang! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

SUGARTOOTH

some dude, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 22:08 (fifteen years ago)

Vomit Launch

Not really a grunge band but still fits into that naming scheme. More well known for having Larry Crane of Tape Op magazine play bass for them.

righteousmaelstrom, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

knew a dude in a band named Toe

CharlieS, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 22:53 (fifteen years ago)

The Bogmen

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

wow I never knew Cat Butt had a U-Men connection, cool.

sleeve, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 23:38 (fifteen years ago)

i was in this band so i'm cheating but still bad enough to deserve a place:

Unbelievable Jolly Machine

the beta banned (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 23:41 (fifteen years ago)

(also LOL dogshine! daaaamn homie)

the beta banned (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 23:41 (fifteen years ago)

There was a local band called "Stinkfinger" here in Central Florida when I was in high school...so..them.

estimate the percent chance that i break my foot off in your ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 23:48 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha!

i feel bad bagging on dudes i know but not going to lie UJM did cross my mind xpost

lemon kerrang! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 23:50 (fifteen years ago)

hippy big buckle

also we’re divorced now and i hate this movie. (contenderizer), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 23:54 (fifteen years ago)

In defense, I was the third bassist and had no part in choosing the name

the beta banned (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 7 July 2011 00:39 (fifteen years ago)

oh ha i just remembered amazing wisconsin band "poop"

lemon kerrang! (jjjusten), Thursday, 7 July 2011 00:39 (fifteen years ago)

Chokebore

cold gettin' dumb (m coleman), Thursday, 7 July 2011 00:47 (fifteen years ago)

Bush

estimate the percent chance that i break my foot off in your ass (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 July 2011 01:04 (fifteen years ago)

haha searching for dogshine info just turned up a bunch of sampler cds with a wealth of local ones so

3. Zen Identity

― lemon kerrang! (jjjusten), Wednesday, July 6, 2011 4:51 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

hahaha. i think alan sparhawk was in this band.

LaMonte, Thursday, 7 July 2011 01:10 (fifteen years ago)

I think that one comp with dogshine on it had an early 12 rods song when they sounded just like janes addiction

the beta banned (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 7 July 2011 01:17 (fifteen years ago)

Dumpster Juice

John Updyke Lick Pussy

the beta banned (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 7 July 2011 01:18 (fifteen years ago)

cat butt is one of my favourite band names ever

thee o shi (electricsound), Thursday, 7 July 2011 01:21 (fifteen years ago)

me too

she little rocket slut
she dig the big catt but

also we’re divorced now and i hate this movie. (contenderizer), Thursday, 7 July 2011 01:27 (fifteen years ago)

for squirrels

the beta banned (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 7 July 2011 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

let's put on some cat butt and do it up right

thee o shi (electricsound), Thursday, 7 July 2011 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

For Squirrels were really more or less like that folksy alternapop like Sister Hazel....

God they sucked, though really was a tragedy with that tourbus flipping over...

estimate the percent chance that i break my foot off in your ass (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 July 2011 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

Citizen Dick

late adopter, Thursday, 7 July 2011 03:38 (fifteen years ago)

let's put on some cat butt and do it up right

― thee o shi (electricsound), Wednesday, July 6, 2011 8:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

haha!! we'll be middle aged soon, but so what.

Bad grunge names: Soul Asylum

Fa la la (La Lechera), Thursday, 7 July 2011 03:48 (fifteen years ago)

Hole

Fa la la (La Lechera), Thursday, 7 July 2011 03:52 (fifteen years ago)

My Sisters Machine

ice cr?m, Thursday, 7 July 2011 03:57 (fifteen years ago)

Malfunkshun

ice cr?m, Thursday, 7 July 2011 03:57 (fifteen years ago)

Skin Yard

ice cr?m, Thursday, 7 July 2011 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

im just cruising allmusic similar artists fwiw

ice cr?m, Thursday, 7 July 2011 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

guys

Temple of the Dog

ice cr?m, Thursday, 7 July 2011 03:59 (fifteen years ago)

i mean

ice cr?m, Thursday, 7 July 2011 03:59 (fifteen years ago)

Mad Season

ice cr?m, Thursday, 7 July 2011 04:00 (fifteen years ago)

cat butt

also we’re divorced now and i hate this movie. (contenderizer), Thursday, 7 July 2011 05:47 (fifteen years ago)

mother love butt

ice cr?m, Thursday, 7 July 2011 05:49 (fifteen years ago)

puddle of butt

thee o shi (electricsound), Thursday, 7 July 2011 05:51 (fifteen years ago)

butt

steady yachting (Pillbox), Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:04 (fifteen years ago)

butt in chains

DJP, Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:16 (fifteen years ago)

Steelpole Bathtub
Buttsteak

Alex in NYC, Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:19 (fifteen years ago)

Alice in Butts was the worst grunge band of the 90s

Fa la la (La Lechera), Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:20 (fifteen years ago)

sons of elvis

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:37 (fifteen years ago)

Moist

herbal bert (herb albert), Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:45 (fifteen years ago)

Hats off to Hoobastank for managing to top all these tbh

brian da facepalma (NickB), Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:46 (fifteen years ago)

Sponge

herbal bert (herb albert), Thursday, 7 July 2011 13:48 (fifteen years ago)

Blind Melon

Neil S, Thursday, 7 July 2011 14:46 (fifteen years ago)

Mary Tyler Morphine

solfege made me schizophrenic (MaresNest), Thursday, 7 July 2011 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

Citizen Dick

Mark G, Thursday, 7 July 2011 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

Alex in nyc! :)

We're being p loose with the definition of grunge

the beta banned (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 7 July 2011 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

Deadeye Dick

some dude, Thursday, 7 July 2011 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

Citizen King

some dude, Thursday, 7 July 2011 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

p loose with the definition of 90s with some of these as well

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 7 July 2011 16:17 (fifteen years ago)

Ace Of Base

billstevejim, Thursday, 7 July 2011 16:32 (fifteen years ago)

Page And Plant

billstevejim, Thursday, 7 July 2011 16:34 (fifteen years ago)

Soul Asylum is a shitty name it's true, but they were around before grunge!

goole, Thursday, 7 July 2011 16:36 (fifteen years ago)

Whoa, did Moist and Sponge ever do a split 7"?

Anyway, Samiam.

Michael Bay, CEO of Transformers (Phil D.), Thursday, 7 July 2011 16:47 (fifteen years ago)

I recall commercials on TV advertising for a concert where they said "Hole" and "Moist" next to each other and part of me wanted to laugh like Butthead but I was too weirded out.

billstevejim, Thursday, 7 July 2011 16:49 (fifteen years ago)

knew some guys in school who had a band called Neck, maybe even Nek

mizzell, Thursday, 7 July 2011 17:12 (fifteen years ago)

Soul Asylum is a shitty name

Collective Soul
Blessed Union of Souls

Breezy Summer Jam (MintIce), Friday, 8 July 2011 00:31 (fifteen years ago)

fuck buttons

also we’re divorced now and i hate this movie. (contenderizer), Friday, 8 July 2011 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

^ cat buttons side project iirc

also we’re divorced now and i hate this movie. (contenderizer), Friday, 8 July 2011 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

a friend lived with some guys in a band called Mist8ke

CharlieS, Thursday, 14 July 2011 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

Ugh

lemon kerrang! (jjjusten), Thursday, 14 July 2011 01:40 (fifteen years ago)

Not a band name, a reaction to mist8ke

lemon kerrang! (jjjusten), Thursday, 14 July 2011 01:41 (fifteen years ago)

four years pass...

Toenut

hhoffman, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 12:44 (eleven years ago)


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