Starting with the ego trip 20 and moving on from there
1. Redhead Kingpin & The FBI - Album With No Name2. Shazzy - Attitude: A Hip Hop Rapsody3. PM Dawn - Dearest Christian, I'm So Very Sorry For Bringing You Here. Love, Dad4. Gumbo - Dropping Soulful H20 on the Fiber5. DJ Shadow - Endtroducing...6. Mad Skillz - From Where???7. Beastie Boys - Hello Nasty8. FaceDown - Illegal Drugs Really Hurt9. Jermaine Dupri - Life In 149210. Madkap - Look Ma Duke, No Hands11. Maestro Fresh Wes - Naaah, Dis Kid Can't Be From Canada12. ATCQ - People's Instinctive Travels And The Paths Of Rhythm13. Digable Planets - Reachin' (A New Refutation Of Time And Space)14. Rampage - Scout's Honor ... By Way Of Blood15. Divine Styler - Spiral Walls Containing Autumns Of Light16. Anttex - Suburban Ettiquette17. Warren G - Take A Look Over Your Shoulder18. The Legion - Theme + Echo = Krill19. Dazzie Dee - Where's My Reciept?20. Arrested Development - Zingalamaduni
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 19:44 (thirteen years ago)
21. People Under The Stairs - FUN DMC
22. prince paul - psychoanalysis: what is it?
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 19:45 (thirteen years ago)
23. that stupid Arrested Development album
― Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 19:46 (thirteen years ago)
2 Years 3 months 6 Days 4 hours 12 minutes etc
― Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 19:47 (thirteen years ago)
seems like this thread has gone 3 minutes w/o any of these worst Public Enemy album title
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 19:47 (thirteen years ago)
most of those ones on the ego trip list aren't bad or wacky
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 19:48 (thirteen years ago)
Jordan S, a big stan for Dropping Soulful H20 on the Fiber
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago)
I dunno, I always thought that Divine Styler album title was dope, but I could def see the ego trip guys having a general hard-on against Divine Styler
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago)
24. Trick Daddy - www.thug.com
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 19:52 (thirteen years ago)
25. keith murray - rap-murr-phobia: fear of real hip-hop
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 19:52 (thirteen years ago)
hahaha, forgot about that one
26. Funkdoobiest - Which Doobie U B?
27. Eazy-E - It's On (Dr. Dre) 187um Killa
― AWeAreVEV0 (Spectrist), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 19:53 (thirteen years ago)
28. cam'ron - s.d.e. (sports, drugs & entertainment)
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 19:53 (thirteen years ago)
Spectrist offtm
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 19:54 (thirteen years ago)
29. Jesse Jaymes - Thirty Footer in Your Face
lol
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 19:57 (thirteen years ago)
30. de la soul - art official intelligence: mosaic thump
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago)
i am beginning to think any time a colon is involved in a rap album title you're headed for trouble
Jesse Jaymes apparantly is an entrepreneur now with a company that rents private jets and is married to the woman who invented Spanx, i aint bullshittin
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:01 (thirteen years ago)
31. Bustin' Melonz - Watch Ya Seeds Pop Out
32. master p - america's most luved bad guy
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago)
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 19:52 (10 minutes ago) Permalink
wrong thread
― Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago)
kinda feelin SDE too
― Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:05 (thirteen years ago)
33. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
you're really gonna defend www.thug.com?
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:06 (thirteen years ago)
34. Saul Willaims - The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of NiggyTardust
puke
― frogbs, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:06 (thirteen years ago)
i have an affection for www.thug.com as a title because it's such a period piece
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:06 (thirteen years ago)
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 4:01 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
this would be an amazing one if it wasn't for the group already being called "bustin melonz"
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:06 (thirteen years ago)
d-40, I mean, I know it's part and parcel of being a successful rap blogger to pretend that totally dumb bullshit is genius, but that's crossing a line, man
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:07 (thirteen years ago)
35. Lil' Cease - The Wonderful World Of Cease A Leo
― da croupier, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:08 (thirteen years ago)
i would be beyond excited if like juicy j was putting out an album titled 'watch ya seeds pop out'
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:08 (thirteen years ago)
hahaha
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:08 (thirteen years ago)
yeah but w/o "bustin melonz" it just makes it sound like he's hanging around a maternity ward or something
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:09 (thirteen years ago)
36. Wyclef Jean – The Ecleftic (2 Sides II A Book)
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago)
wyclef needs to be put in jail
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago)
37. strongo hulkington - hanging around a maternity ward or something
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago)
37. lil bow wow - doggy bag
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:11 (thirteen years ago)
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 8:07 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i think pretentious titles are way funnier / worse i guess
― Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:11 (thirteen years ago)
38. Swizz Beatz - One Man Band Man
― da croupier, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:11 (thirteen years ago)
i have to say, i'm really glad I have a place like ILX where you can make a rap thread and the first 300 posts arent BIG SLAM DUNKIN HOES BEAR DOING THANGS HAHAHA
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:11 (thirteen years ago)
39. 2face - covered in his blood (humble and riteous)
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:12 (thirteen years ago)
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 4:11 PM (52 seconds ago) Bookmark
yessssss
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:12 (thirteen years ago)
40. master p - ice cream man
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago)
41. Nelly - Sweat/Suit
― (oboe interlude) (The Brainwasher), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago)
xpost, gtfo
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago)
42. Raekwon - Immobilarity
― da croupier, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:14 (thirteen years ago)
hahahah oh man that nelly
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:14 (thirteen years ago)
take it back, J0rdan
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:14 (thirteen years ago)
To the tune of "no hoe"
― Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 23:37 (thirteen years ago)
really tho tho, Hell Hath No Fury is like calling your album Behind Every Good Man
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 23:43 (thirteen years ago)
Vanity, Thy Name Is
― da croupier, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 23:46 (thirteen years ago)
84. RZA - Digi Snacks
― da croupier, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 23:47 (thirteen years ago)
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 7:43 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
except that sounds like the name of a romantic comedy -- 'hell hath no fury' at least has a sinister connotation to it
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 23:48 (thirteen years ago)
85. GZA/Genius - Pro Tools
― da croupier, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 23:48 (thirteen years ago)
you are terrible at this
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 23:49 (thirteen years ago)
also there is a deeper context to it -- the way i always took it is that they were basically saying "hell hath no fury like a rapper scorned by the [rap] game", drawing an indirect link to the label bullshit they went thru in b/w 'lord willin' and hhnf
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 23:49 (thirteen years ago)
i was gonna list 'digi snacks' earlier but then i realized that saying 'digi snacks' is really fun
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 23:50 (thirteen years ago)
there is a deeper context to it -- the way i always took it is that they were basically saying "hell hath no fury like a rapper scorned by the [rap] game", drawing an indirect link to the label bullshit they went thru
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/8054/gqoe2.jpg
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 23:53 (thirteen years ago)
yeah guys i think there is a difference between "dropping soulful h20 on the fiber" and just a dumb/bland album name. like maybe the difference between trying to be creative and failing, and just being plain lazy. idk.
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 23:54 (thirteen years ago)
86. Naughty By Nature - IIcons
― da croupier, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 23:54 (thirteen years ago)
can't believe no one's mentioned "1017 Brick Squad Presents Gucci Mane & Waka Flocka Flame – Ferrari Boyz"
― leave me alone, i was only zinging (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 23:55 (thirteen years ago)
idk, i don't see the problem w/ that one
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 2 August 2011 23:56 (thirteen years ago)
Tech N9Ne- Anghellic
― da croupier, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 23:58 (thirteen years ago)
The Dayton Family - Charges Of Indictment
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
take a walk, anthony
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 00:02 (thirteen years ago)
i'm sorry, you think there are 499 worse titles than "Charges Of Indictment"?
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 00:03 (thirteen years ago)
i mean at least be cunty for a clear reason, like you were for Jordan
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 00:05 (thirteen years ago)
Because you're posting a steady stream of blandness, and clearly just like on wikipedia looking up midwestern rap to do it
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 00:06 (thirteen years ago)
are you sure it's not because you have a bug up your ass about something unrelated to a "500 worst rap albums" thread? i'm mean really
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 00:08 (thirteen years ago)
like Pro Tools and Anghellic are kind of unfortunate puns, but like we could post those all day, and you';re clearly set on doing exactly that. Don't come back until you bring something as good as Bustin' Melonz, Watch Ya Seeds Pop Out
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 00:08 (thirteen years ago)
i mean if you'd prefer i get bitchy at other ilxors instead of contributing to the thread subject, well here you go
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 00:09 (thirteen years ago)
89. odd nosdam - plan 9... meat your hypnotis
― Magic (Lamp), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 00:09 (thirteen years ago)
What is that GQ quote in reference to?
― Rebekah Brooks Hardsonned My Hamster (Doran), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 00:35 (thirteen years ago)
90. Hipster Buppies
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 00:37 (thirteen years ago)
re: S.D.E - Great title. I always read it as 'black people have 3 ways to succeed: Sports, Drugs, and Entertainment.'
― Jay Z Tard (Self-Taught Dougie), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 01:34 (thirteen years ago)
i dropped like 8 good ones while y'all were fighting
― om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago)
doran - it's referring to hell hath no fury by clipse
― om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 15:18 (thirteen years ago)
Anticon Presents: Music for the Advancement of Hip Hop
― Clarke B., Wednesday, 3 August 2011 15:22 (thirteen years ago)
92. The Dogg Pound- Dogg Chit
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 15:42 (thirteen years ago)
Already mentioned
― Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 15:45 (thirteen years ago)
I meant Dogg Chit...Again
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 15:47 (thirteen years ago)
Sage Francis - Li(f)e
― you will know queer obama by his fruits (JoeStork), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:15 (thirteen years ago)
WTF? What a weird thing to say about it... Cheers.
― Rebekah Brooks Hardsonned My Hamster (Doran), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:54 (thirteen years ago)
posting that jpg was a craze on ilm for some time :)
― om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:32 (thirteen years ago)
Right, I was still drinking when that album came out and didn't read hip hop threads for the sake of my mental health.
― Death To False Camp (Doran), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 23:27 (thirteen years ago)
93. Snoop Dogg - Tha Blue Carpet Treatment
― First it's the schwa, but then what? (Eazy), Thursday, 4 August 2011 00:25 (thirteen years ago)
Great album title
― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 4 August 2011 00:27 (thirteen years ago)
replace that with MALICE IN WONDERLAND
― (oboe interlude) (The Brainwasher), Thursday, 4 August 2011 00:28 (thirteen years ago)
^seriously
― Notinnymane (k3vin k.), Thursday, 4 August 2011 00:32 (thirteen years ago)
94. dj paul - scale-a-ton (skeleton)
― mark (er) s (k3vin k.), Thursday, 18 August 2011 22:22 (thirteen years ago)
that was a classic!!!!!
― Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Thursday, 18 August 2011 22:25 (thirteen years ago)
probably one of my favorite album titles ever no lie
(skeleton)
i could go either way on that one
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 18 August 2011 22:27 (thirteen years ago)
scale-a-ton
― Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Thursday, 18 August 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago)
( skeleton)
I was going to think of something to contribute but I saw Sweat/Suit and just lost my shit
― Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Thursday, 18 August 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago)
the album itself is awesome but the parenthetical is just a total forehead-slapper
― mark (er) s (k3vin k.), Friday, 19 August 2011 00:05 (thirteen years ago)