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simon trife (simon_tr), Friday, 6 September 2002 15:32 (twenty-three years ago)

i'd have been more impressed if he picked one of krs's hardcore xtian tracks!

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 6 September 2002 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

like "south bronx"!

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 6 September 2002 15:44 (twenty-three years ago)

well jess you know when unbelievers die they head 'south' of the bronx TO HELL

simon trife (simon_tr), Friday, 6 September 2002 15:46 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.ewsonline.com/badboy/puffy/puffmase.gif

Number 1

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 September 2002 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

i would tell you to fuck off but that gif is great!!

simon trife (simon_tr), Friday, 6 September 2002 16:02 (twenty-three years ago)

mr vanderslice also forgot....

[Eric B]: Yo Rakim, what's up?
[Rakim]: Yo, I'm doing the knowledge, E., I'm trying to get paid in full
[E]: Well, check this out, since Nobry Walters is our agency, right?
[R]: True
[E]: Kara Lewis is our agent
[R]: Word up
[E]: Zakia/4th & Broadway is our record company
[R]: Indeed
[E]: Okay, so who we rollin with?
[R]: We rollin with Rush
[E]: Of Rushtown Management. Check this out, since we talking over
this def beat that I put together, I wanna hear some of them
def rhymes, know what I'm sayin? And together, we can get
paid in full...

[Rakim]
Thinkin of a master plan
Cuz ain't nuthin but sweat inside my hand
So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent
So I dig deeper but still comin up with lint
So I start my mission- leave my residence
Thinkin how could I get some dead presidents
I need money, I used to be a stick-up kid
So I think of all the devious things I did
I used to roll up, this is a hold up, ain't nuthin funny
Stop smiling, be still, don't nuthin move but the money
But now I learned to earn cos I'm righteous
I feel great! so maybe I might just
Search for a 9 to 5, if I strive
Then maybe I'll stay alive
So I walk up the street whistlin this
Feelin out of place cos, man, do I miss
A pen and a paper, a stereo, a tape of
Me and Eric B, and a nice big plate of
Fish, which is my favorite dish
But without no money it's still a wish
Cos I don't like to dream about gettin paid
So I dig into the books of the rhymes that I made
To now test to see if I got pull
Hit the studio, cos I'm paid in full

Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 September 2002 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

haha yeah rakim man right on!! and there shouldve been some more aesop rock too

simon trife (simon_tr), Friday, 6 September 2002 16:06 (twenty-three years ago)

O my God though P Diddy on some Regis-and-Kathy style show earlier this week was bustin' out with some new song that made LL's "I Need Love" seem hard by comparison

J0hn Darn1elle, Friday, 6 September 2002 16:10 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah john stay real with your twenty year old dorm room gangsta cds!!

simon trife (simon_tr), Friday, 6 September 2002 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

LL is "gangsta"?? huh. anyway I thought the examples were okay but it seems weird to only use 6 artists when you've got 10 slots... and waste one on "neve vs mackie" - c'mon that's some gearhead shit that will get shot down in a minute - "i got wax paper on a dixie cup / and still i sound better than you" (says fantasy battler). If the point is to report from the Forest of Rap Lyrics, all the artists are pretty low-hanging fruit.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 6 September 2002 18:25 (twenty-three years ago)

11. "Girl your booty is so round, I just want to play around"
Artist: The Outhere Brothers
Album: Two Fish Biscuits, One Banana, and the Hotdog Flavoured Water
Song: "Boom Boom Boom"
Vocal: The fat one

One of hip hop's moments of true discovery, a moment you only discover when you've finished strolling through the streets of inequity.

"Geronimo
Look out below
Here comes the Brother with the offbeat flow
I just fell from the mothership
Outhere Brothers 'bout to rip it on another tip, slip
Don't trip, check out how i do it
Malik is in the house I turn your body into fluid
As i come from the depths of Doom
i snap back at you ow! with the boom"

The concept of a snap coming back at us is something we can't even begin to think of, especially when there's an offbeat flow coming straight at us. Malik is in the house, and there he shall stay.

John Vanderslice (Dom Passantino), Friday, 6 September 2002 19:33 (twenty-three years ago)

"I Need a Girl" is such a hot song, tho!!

Simon, would you like to make a point in this thread?

A.V. Alexandre (Keiko), Friday, 6 September 2002 19:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Well it's not like he called it "Ten Greatest Rap Moments Ever" or some shit.

Nate Patrin, Friday, 6 September 2002 19:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Technically, those are ten rap moments. I look forward to his next column, "Ten uses of the word "cat" in music".

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 6 September 2002 19:54 (twenty-three years ago)

#1 better be "Like A Rolling Stone" or heads will fucking roll

Nate Patrin, Friday, 6 September 2002 20:01 (twenty-three years ago)

give the guy a break, he has ears on his bum( cf "my soft suburban ass had never heard such words before")

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 6 September 2002 20:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Well he'd better be careful wearing headphones then. Especially those little earbud things.

Nate Patrin, Friday, 6 September 2002 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

picking paris was the worst part for me. i think 'ny state of mind' is the best song on his list. fwiw, ilm laughing at pitchfork is getting as tired as people talking about how public enemy "changed their lives" dude.

funny: recommendation to "track down" that oh-so-obscure prince paul album.

funny: "an interesting point (they both ride horses!!)"

stupid: "our Technics turntable"

i don't understand what makes these moments so special. he's picked mainly safe bets, and said very little of interest about them.

does anyone have a sound of the police 12" single they want to sell?

ron (ron), Friday, 6 September 2002 22:29 (twenty-three years ago)

This is so not just a "ten rap moments" thread. Anyone who starts such a list with Public Enemy, Boogie Down Productions and Nas is appealing to some "greatest rap E-VAH!" sentiments pretty obviously.

it's like if someone did a list called "10 Rock Moments" and the first three songs were "A Day In The Life", "Smells Like Teen Spirit" and "Anarchy In The UK".

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 6 September 2002 22:31 (twenty-three years ago)

tracer i wasnt saying ll was dorm room gangsta THATS WHY HES GOOD

simon trife (simon_tr), Saturday, 7 September 2002 00:06 (twenty-three years ago)

i just realized what wouldve been a great article, TEEN RAP MOMENTS!!!

simon trife (simon_tr), Saturday, 7 September 2002 06:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Aesop Rock's lyrics are thoroughly surreal

Yeah like Beck's lyrics are surreal right. He's not a melting clock in a Dali painting, more like a wristwatch with a digital display in some weird font that looks kind of cool but is ultimately unnecessarily difficult to read. How's that for absurd metaphors? And why do people find that "Life's not a bitch..." line to be so quotable?

Honda, Saturday, 7 September 2002 08:45 (twenty-three years ago)

That bit of "Sound Of Da Police" is hilarious - pop's greatest 'do you see?' moment!

Tom (Groke), Saturday, 7 September 2002 10:15 (twenty-three years ago)

naughty, admits liking henrietta collins and the wifebeating child haters' "drive by shooting" ep, right otm at that time, er, like gangsta rap was coming, but they hadn't taken a shot at you yet

george gosset (gegoss), Saturday, 7 September 2002 10:49 (twenty-three years ago)

it should be noted pedantic-style that SHOWBIZ produced SOUND OF DA POLICE! people always forget him :-(

bo, Saturday, 7 September 2002 12:43 (twenty-three years ago)


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