I used to have roomates from hell in NYC, who happened to be good friends in high school. One was screwing my friend and telling him that she was pregnant with his kid. I would get frantic calls from him late at night, and I would have to explain "my female roomate uses tampons, and she just bought a new box, which is open, and closer to empty than it used to be, so she is not pregnant!"
He didn't believe me.
― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 6 September 2002 20:47 (twenty-three years ago)