"Last Friday Night (TGIF)" BEST PARTY EVER LYRICS POLL

i laugh my ass off because this song is so stupid that i can't help but love it. i'm serious.

ginger ale obv

"Then had a menage a trois" for trying to make it awkwardly fit the rhyme scheme.

"is this a hickey or a bruise" won my vote because really, it's kind of hard to get a bruise on your neck without noticing it, and also: a hickey IS a bruise. so.

yeah the menage a trois line is good too. i'm actually laughing really hard right now it's hard to type.

Would like to take the lyrics without the song and construct a Nebraska outtake from them.

PS Smelling like a minibar = Dewars + Pringles

WRITE IN VOTE for "it's a blacked out blur, but i'm pretty sure it ruled"

Think the city towed my car

slightly over

Think we kissed but I forgot

i love these lyrics btw

use of phrase "epic fail" = this is shit

use of phrase "epic fail" = this is shit

that's def the low point for me but the rest is all good.

that's probly fair but still

what on earth is this shit

look it up. katy perry.

oh is that the vid where she's dressed up like an "nerd"??

what on earth is this shit

No judgments here, but how far out of the cultural loop does one have to be to not even recognize this song?

how far into a cultural loop with katy perry in it wd you wanna be?

Really far? Despite my misgivings about her music, I think she is all-time ws material.

well i think one's judgement of s-ability can be a one-time shot that precludes engaging in further cultural intimacy

i mean, i only like her as a...um...well, something to laugh at. like i always joke that "Treacherous Trio" or "ET" or whatever that song is called is really about sero-conversion.

but i'm a terrible person.

No judgments here, but how far out of the cultural loop does one have to be to not even recognize this song?

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, August 22, 2011 6:06 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

lol, this of all songs is what you play the 'are you living in a cave' card for? it's so unbelievable that the latest of 72 katy perry singles about being a slut would go in someone's ear and out the other. i see that ZOG has gotten to you already, but i wont let you shame me for not keeping up with the latest vapid pop KKKulture poi$on thrust upon us by our corporate overlord$. get real, scrub.

*drunk slut

I would have no idea about this song if not for ILM.

Slutcore has failed us.

"Then had a menage a trois" because i like listening to music i identify with

markers's friday night plans:

(1) internet
(2) slurpee + snacks
(3) internet
(4) menage a trois

this song should really be used in a Dippin' Dots commercial, because every time i try to remember the lyrics i just think "LAST FRIDAY NIGHT we went out to Dippin' Dots and we had some Dippin' Dots 'cause I just love Dippin' Dots LAST FRIDAY NIGHT"

damn, dippin dots

al ship is on to something

ginger ale obv

yeah, ginger ale is delicious, hangover or not.

No judgments here, but how far out of the cultural loop does one have to be to not even recognize this song?

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, August 22, 2011 6:06 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

I don't think I've ever heard it until I looked it up just now and I don't think I'm that far out of the cultural loop or whatever.

wish i was "out of the loop" on this song

i mean, i think that it's really only if you ever turn on a radio that you're FORCED to listen to it. plus, well, it makes me laugh my ass off.

and im pretty shure it ruUUles

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

'Out of the Loop' people, the outstanding Shane Dawson parody video - which has been out for eleven months, catch up! - has 7.5 million views (2.5 million by me).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaVQIu7i1Lc

still not as funny as the original, but i COULD go for a pool of chocolate milk.

lol, this of all songs is what you play the 'are you living in a cave' card for? it's so unbelievable that the latest of 72 katy perry singles about being a slut would go in someone's ear and out the other. i see that ZOG has gotten to you already, but i wont let you shame me for not keeping up with the latest vapid pop KKKulture poi$on thrust upon us by our corporate overlord$. get real, scrub.

hahahhahahahahahaha, you had me but then you compared a silly pop song to the KKK and "corporate overlord$". Really disappointed you didn't work "sheeple" into your little rant.

^ lol

I like "Barbie's on the barbeque" because, what, the party was so crazy that you threw some dolls on the grill to see if they'd melt? We did that to GI Joes when I was twelve and while the cops did come, it was only because we also set off firecrackers whose explosive sounds reverberated in the grill and alarmed the neighbors. Partayyyyy!

Should have done the couplets.

I'd have voted:

Think I need a ginger ale
That was such an epic fail

.. but then, wouldn't everyone?

remix/bootmash:

There's a stranger in my bed,
There's a pounding my head
Glitter all over the room
Pink flamingos in the pool
I smell like a minibar
DJ's passed out in the yard
Barbie's on the barbeque
Is this a hickey or a bruise?

Oh what fun we had
But did it really turn out bad
All i learnt at school
Was how to bend not break the rules

Oh what fun we had
But at the time it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To make a difference to

the

We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a menage a trois
Yeah I think we broke the law
Baggy Trousers dirty shirt
pulling hair and eating dirt
Teacher comes to break it up
Back of the head with a plastic cup

etc...

the fact that i know that you're making a Madness reference is actually kind of shocking to me, as they were rather before my time.

i like the lines about the pool

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/divine.jpg

"Pink Flamingos" in the pool

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going to the Dippin' Dots
don't know what to tell my boss

that princess tamtam post is hilarious i imagine his voice progressively shifting down in pitch & becoming slightly robotic & distorted throughout