OK, everybody, let's keep this simple. Send in your top 10 favorite tracks from Timbaland's three solo albums, Tim's Bio: Life from da Bassment, Shock Value and Shock Value II. Songs from the 2011 "Timbaland Thursday" series of free online tracks are also eligible. Please do not vote for your favorite Timbaland & Magoo songs, as their discography will be given a separate poll next year.
I really want this poll to celebrate Timbaland's whole catalog, so I am allowing up to 40 tracks on your ballots (50 points for your #1, 11 points for your #40, and so on), any Timbaland production. So if you just want to vote for the big Missy/Jay-Z/Aaliyah/Justin hits and stop at 10 or 20, that's cool, but if you want to dig deep, I would love for this poll to help expose people to some of his brilliant lesser-known productions. There's a pretty complete-looking discography on Wikipedia, but if anyone knows a better resource, feel free to suggest it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timbaland%27s_production_discography
E-mail ballots to shipley.al at gmail dot com by midnight EST on Saturday, September 10th. Vote for as many or as few songs as you like. If you want to be extra helpful, please arrange your list in the following format:
1. Shade Sheist - Money Owners (40)
But if you just throw an unranked list in an e-mail, I will rank them top to bottom from #1 on down, fyi.
A note about remixes: Timbaland-produced songs with remixes featuring essentially the same beat ("Get Ur Freak On" for example) will have votes toward the original and the remix counted together in one entry. Songs for which Timbaland produced different beats for the remix ("Hit Em Wit Da Hee" or "Luv 2 Luv U") will be counted seperately. And songs Timbaland did not originally produce but did remix (Nelly Furtado's "Turn Off The Lights") are eiligible.
Feel free to use this thread for campaigning for or hipping people to lesser known tracks -- I'm assuming we all know the big chart hits and won't need any reminders about those, but it'd be great if people use the next week to dig up awesome deep cuts and share them with each other, so that more people can feel inspired to send in great 40-song ballots. So go to town with YouTubes or Spotify playlists or whatever.
Presentation of the results will probably be pretty straightforward, unless anyone wants to suggest or volunteer some kind of cool method or set of graphics.
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)
i messed up the example ballot btw, the #1 track gets 50 points as previously noted:
1. Jay-Z featuring Drake - Off That (50)
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)
would it be possible to get some kind of list of all he's done...? I know there's no way I'll remember everything.
― satisfying punishment for that thing he said about lesbians (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)
i linked a wikipedia discog in the OP -- like i said maybe there's a more complete or more helpfully formatted one elsewhere but that one seems like a good place to start. would it be good to c&p the whole thing itt? i'm afraid of cluttering things up with a giant list right off the bat.
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)
"Pass At Me (ft. Pitbull & David Guetta)" for the win.
― prolego, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:12 (fourteen years ago)
ha should this have a 'worst top 3' side poll like the Zep one?
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)
yes! (to both poll and yr question.)
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:26 (fourteen years ago)
haha since i missed the prince poll this is the first one of these im really psyched for.
ha ok
ADDENDUM: You may also include a top 3 ballot for the WORST tracks produced by Timbaland poll, the results of which will be presented as a sideshow that will not effect the results of the main poll at all
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:28 (fourteen years ago)
al should we be using this thread to stump for tracks ala the others?
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:33 (fourteen years ago)
whoops duh you said that already
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)
okay well i may or may not vote for any of these and not all of them are unknown or lesser-known but i would suggest everyone give them an airing first before they vote if they've never heard them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMfgL-ujm04
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:37 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouFiXnwF6OM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnWS6MyTkrc
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqtkfrmbkqE
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:40 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU3zq_6MaPo
SWEET
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StJ94-TAnQk
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4n7L6H2UKc
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:43 (fourteen years ago)
the potion by ludacris is also great
― prego, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:45 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vklBeJNh5Eg
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:45 (fourteen years ago)
also i should've said this earlier and it's no biggie but MAYBE it would be cool to put song titles next to youtubes, for those of us who turn off images and don't want to have to click every single one to know whether it's something we've heard or not
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:46 (fourteen years ago)
lol sorry, sorry
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:47 (fourteen years ago)
it's all good, just noting it before this thread fills up with dozens more
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:47 (fourteen years ago)
that jay-z one is awesome
― prego, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)
so far: total - what the dealio; bubba sparxxx - bubba talk; missy elliot - whatcha gonna do; playa - don't stop the music; ginuwine - final warning; jay-z - it's hot/some like it hot; ludacris - fat rabbit; missy - hit em wit da hee remix
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)
tim & magoo - up jumps da boogie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-YhUoOkj0
"whatcha gonna do" is so sick
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)
it's going to be very hard for me to not fill up a huge amount of my ballot w/ Timbaland & Magoo's Welcome To Our World
total - trippin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhqnPP0TgVI
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:51 (fourteen years ago)
petey pablo - get on dis motorcycle
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)
the youtube would help there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrtNOfx8Fl4
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:54 (fourteen years ago)
also petey pablo - the gun line
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qbiJZXQteY
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)
spotify:user:theshipment:playlist:7qDegv2zLVhWyo34ECFm8i
I started in on a spotify playlist yesterday, got about halfway through that wiki page so far. PLenty of stuff missing, but a good starter anyway. So subscribe and Ill post back when I get it done.
― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)
http://open.spotify.com/user/theshipment/playlist/7qDegv2zLVhWyo34ECFm8i
cee-lo - i'll be around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fns4L6wJHfs
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:57 (fourteen years ago)
^^^superdope
― satisfying punishment for that thing he said about lesbians (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)
most of my ballot is gonna be pretty canon i think
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 30 August 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)
nothing wrong with that! imo this is about celebrating and cementing the canon, and maybe adding to or diverting from it when possible
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)
like we don't need any challop Timbaland equivalent of "Whole Lotta Love" outside the top 30 or anything
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)
i knew what my no. 1 would be the minute the poll was announced way back whenever but the other 39 slots are gonna take some ordering
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)
man how the hell did I forget about "Ching Ching"
― now I have to imagine your penis (DJP), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 21:06 (fourteen years ago)
also yeah if anything other than an aaliyah or missy single tops the list i will be pretty 0_o
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 21:06 (fourteen years ago)
Snoopy Track will be high up for me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pd-64fHTXM
― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 21:06 (fourteen years ago)
an allowance may be made for "pony" xp
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 30 August 2011 21:06 (fourteen years ago)
cant beleive this hasnt been posted yet, petey pablo - i
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1zr6wTnllg
― prego, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 21:07 (fourteen years ago)
goddammit what do I have to do to make people realize "Pony" specifically and Ginuwine in general are abominations
― now I have to imagine your penis (DJP), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)
the dude has plenty of deep cuts and also recorded a lot of mediocre stuff from day one but i feel like this is a "maybe it IS 'when doves cry,' maybe it just is" thing
dan i suggest banned you on pure instinct for that.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)
(j/k)
make your own era-defining R&B hit? (xpost)
― ✇ ruehl (some dude), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)
Snoopy Track is my outside bet to place high
― Number None, Monday, 12 September 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)
haha this is fun, i may set aside certain predictions to feature later as "eerily prescient" or "hilariously wrong"
― ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)
i dunno y'all p4k loving hipsters and my love was their #1 of... whatever year it was. do love that song even if timb has done much better.
snoopy track was my #1 but i think timb is such a great singles guy that an album track doesnt really have a chance
oh shit how did i forget it, it must be top 10 #2: oops (oh my)
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 12 September 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)
about 1/5th of the top 50 is album tracks actually
― ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)
yeah but for someone who oft. produced whole albums with people, getting 40-50 isn't really making me re-think that 'my love' will do better than 'best friends' or 'snoopy track' etc.
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 12 September 2011 16:30 (fourteen years ago)
smh if tweets 'call me' isnt in the top 10
― prego, Monday, 12 September 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)
I will take either "Call Me" or "Oops (Oh My)"
― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 16:35 (fourteen years ago)
gotta be oopsal, working on yer blurbs now
― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)
cool
anyone want to be my backup person to post results if i'm busy during the day this week? like i'd just e-mail somebody a chunk of the countdown to post one at a time over a few hours if i know i'm gonna be away from the computer for a while and want to keep the results coming.
― ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)
i gotta hella busy day tomorrow unfortunately.
― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)
whereas i am p free tuesday and thursday.
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)
ok cool, i will keep you in mind. i'm guessing you don't keep the same hours as the most American crowd that will be reading the thread though? so maybe it might be easier for a US poster.
― ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)
hmmm yeah, mebbe. well, if you are really stuck...
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)
yeah no i appreciate it! i mean part of me is tempted to just post the results around the clock whenever it suits me but people seem to like having results rollouts that entertain them during the 9-5 shift so i'm going to make an effort toward the latter before resorting to the former.
― ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:58 (fourteen years ago)
al i am free thursday and friday. (so far!) (i mean i should be doing freelance stuff those days but w/e.)
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 12 September 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)
also doin yr blurbs now.
aight cool -- all i'm asking is that someone c&p from an e-mail into the results thread every 20 minutes if they're already on ILM posting all day, so not looking to inconvenience anyone it wouldn't be convenient for
― ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)
song i'm most annoyed about not voting for: Sock It To Me. Those horns were soooooooo sick.
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 12 September 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)
like at one point in my life i need to be at a party where Sock It To Me & Simon Says are played back to back and it would be the best night ever.
i love rap songs with big fat low end horn riffs like that but personally i'll take "Who Run It" or "Shut Up" over either of those
― ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)
well they are also awesome songs and if i heard all 4 in one night i think i would just cry tears of joy (while dancing my tits off)
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 12 September 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)
CRYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLUB
― ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)
omg @ at the realization 10 seconds in what that midi was
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 12 September 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)
wld not be ashamed
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 12 September 2011 22:11 (fourteen years ago)
i think i'm gonna unveil the WORST tracks now -- as in the two tracks that were selected twice on the handful of worst ballots i actually got
― ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDKva-s_khY&ob=av2e
2. Timbaland featuring Katy Perry - "If We Ever Meet Again"
― ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 00:17 (fourteen years ago)
there may be no musician with a greater rift between the quality of their music overall and the quality of the content in their official VEVO than Timbaland
― ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 00:20 (fourteen years ago)
and now The Worst Timbaland Track Of All Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSM3w1v-A_Y
1. Timbaland featuring OneRepublic - "Apologize"
― ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 00:21 (fourteen years ago)
thats relatively more inoffensive than i was expecting.
not good or anything, just sayin
― D-40, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 00:30 (fourteen years ago)
there's worse stuff on both Shock Value albums and the Chris Cornell album for starters but it's pretty understandable if people haven't heard them or don't want to subject themselves to it for the sake of this poll
― some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 00:33 (fourteen years ago)
the reason i will never understand peoples' love of "Say It Right" is the horrible idea of backup singing Tim displays on both that and "Apologize"
― some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 00:34 (fourteen years ago)
it doesnt sound like tim on say it right, it sounds like one of those barely-there vocal samples
― D-40, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 00:45 (fourteen years ago)
it sounds just like him on lots of other songs and he lip syncs to it in the video so there's no way i could think of it as that
― some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 00:55 (fourteen years ago)
guys this is worse than both
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHHUhcV2eVY
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 00:55 (fourteen years ago)
the dark side of low horn riffs
― some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 00:56 (fourteen years ago)
i think 4 minutes has a cool beat
in retrospect i really erred by not making my worst-of list all furtado
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 01:04 (fourteen years ago)
i enjoyed your worst ballot referring to her as 'nelly retardo'
― some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 01:06 (fourteen years ago)
i tried listening to some of Loose on the Spotify playlist the other day and really i pretty much hate everything about that record
― some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 01:07 (fourteen years ago)
man i still like most of that record -- promiscuous got overplayed tho w/ that cell phone commercial
― D-40, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 01:09 (fourteen years ago)
tim's idea of singing also present on chris cornell's "ground zero"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHAgB8FWbOU
― mutant slow drum (BradNelson), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 01:09 (fourteen years ago)
"Promiscuous" IS a cell phone commercial
― some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)
also here is the actual worst tim track, enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKFArxS949U
― mutant slow drum (BradNelson), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 01:13 (fourteen years ago)
Guys, diamond dogs guys
― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 01:20 (fourteen years ago)
I don't count "Apologize" as a Timbo song. He just added "ehs."
― Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)
and Timbo-in-a-can beatbox drums
― some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 01:22 (fourteen years ago)
I had forgotten that the original Tedder connection was dude contributing actually-decent backing vocals on Deliverance.
― Tim F, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)
In Germany, the song was downloaded 437,000 times, making it the third best-selling download single of all time behind Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" and Lena Meyer-Landrut's "Satellite".
never should have given these people their own country back after the war imo.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)
I don't understand why "Satellite" is so beloved. Even by Germans.
― Tim F, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)
The more often I heard it on the radio, the more I didn't mind "Apologize." It's a decent Enrique Iglesias ballad.
― Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 02:04 (fourteen years ago)
it's here: generation timbo: TIMBALAND TRACKS POLL RESULTS
― some dude, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 12:51 (fourteen years ago)