nas is like gross

I squeeze nipples like pimples... to get the pus, GET IT?
—"Nazareth Savage"

"Spit Moses' lost commandments like a gross sandwich out my mouth"
—"N.I.G.G.E.R (The Slave And The Master)"

"I'm nasty like gas from a fat man"
—"The Carter IV Outro"

iirc there was a rash of discussion/articles about how disgusting nas's sex rhymes are circa street's disciple -- this is the only one i could find easily but i think there were more: http://www.loosie.com/words/archives/2004/12/000479.php

also i will never stop lolling at the phrase "kinky undertaker" in "The Makings Of The Perfect Bitch"

yeah god he is gross...thanks for that link some dude, i thought i had hallucinated that face farting/psychic line...yuck

oochy wally was pretty gross iirc

nas def did not have the grossest verse though

i forget which song it is but he has a line like "honey opened up her ass like a wide-mouthed bass" that was pretty o_O

how i feel about oochie wally: graphic sex raps are generally not my thing but it's even worse when delivered like a battle rap

you're right tho the second verse is way worse than nas' verse

Nas's sex raps are so fucking bizarre, like i wonder if he likes manga or something...

sometimes i get a weird "it felt like a bag of sand" 40 yr old virgin vibe from his sex lines

kanye's songs about women/sex are probably the only ones in mainstream rap that rival nas for pure stomach-turning discomfort that has little or nothing to do with garden variety misogyny or objectification

makes me ponder/fear kelis more than anything

in public

man up

The pussy or the mouth, that is the question
Like Shakespeare but my erection is the case here

:(

he gonna get enough for dialing up yo number
coward, hes only got a twat pushed outward

:((((

http://lipinski14.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/largemouth_bass.jpeg

Punching on my moms stomach, kicking on her cervix

Developing eyes looking out my belly button window

belly button window is a hendrix bite iirc

gross

so gross that he bit a dead guy

Punching on my moms stomach, kicking on her cervix

Developing eyes looking out my belly button window

― am0n, Thursday, September 8, 2011 10:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

u forgot about the goo

on that new song with Common, at one point Nas goes "I had explicit experiences I shouldn't mention" and I just thought yes! keep it to yourself!

This is a good thread title

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/sex_romp_steals_the_show_ev7numyGqeU2yktBBGYZFI

We got the swag sauce, she drippin' swagu

coming from kanye this is esp. gross

?

when kanye says a girl is drippin w/ sauce...

...

this is a nas thread

sauce all over you

is this like when lex read "look at you, lookin like a milkshake" to mean that terius had coated a girl in jizz

if nas ghostwrote "milkshake" for kelis that's what it would've been about

if it was any rapper other than Kanye I would have given them a doubt

i thought the same thing about the line being "swag goo," dayo. like 3 months ago when ilm first exhausted discussion of that line in the appropriate thread.

swagu/swag-goo, now I just have a mental picture of a girl covered in pasta sauce and jizz, and kanye is looking at me

my god, a song got talked about outside its original thread

you're def pulling a deej "lol we talked about this 6 months ago keep up!!" move there some dude

guys, it's kanye west. it's just a horrible pun on "ragu". he's not talking about jizzing on beyonce.

(no offense meant to deej btw)

dayo you kicked me out of your "last night part 2" thread for talking about other R&B songs with sequels

this is def a rap nagl

no, this is a nas thread

― jag goo (k3vin k.), Sunday, June 19, 2011 11:10 AM Bookmark

haha oh god barf

always ahead of the game, what can i say

is there a general purpose rappers being gross thread

the swagu of gay, bare torsos

i wonder if CREAM is actually about cash ruling everything around us

sorry I derailed the thread, you can all continue to talk about assholes wider than a wide mouth bass

new nas track just leaked called 'your mouth got you in it' lol

haha

"I seen the finest women that ever came out a beaver"
--Roses

haha iirc someone here -- maybe rev? -- pointed out that line on twitter when i was like 'wow so far Life Is Good is surprisingly not disgusting'

this is def one of my fav ilx thread titles

is there a general purpose rappers being gross thread

― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Thursday, September 22, 2011 2:47 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

did this happen? i want to start it if not

also

Nas's sex raps are so fucking bizarre, like i wonder if he likes manga or something...

sometimes i get a weird "it felt like a bag of sand" 40 yr old virgin vibe from his sex lines

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, September 7, 2011 11:16 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

makes me lol every time

Eiserea knew I was a player, brought Fatima, loud screamer
While I blew clouds of reefer, they sucked juice out my uretha

While he smoked weed women sucked his dick. Sucking juice out of his urethra refers to semen, and this is all happening while bumping some Marvin Gaye
This explanation hasn't yet been reviewed by the Rap Genius editors

wonder how many of these will be offered to family crowd (lol) at post-Mets-Phillies show at Citi Field in 3 weeks.

It's just sad that things didn't work out between him and Kelis despite the remarkable, open-hearted honesty he shows about his past in "Remember The Times"

DO, hit positions she will find interest in
DON'T, hit the pussy if that shit's blistering

Nas, "Dr. Knockboots"

DON'T, eat the pussy the first night
Maker her bless you, we call that shit gesundheit

<i>DON'T, hog the line at the pussy buffet
DO, bring up shit da croup used to say</i>

The backwards song from Stillmatic turned my stomach cuz the image of jizz going back into Nas's dick was much worse than the reverae

*reverse

not Nas, but Ab-Soul on the Chance tape saying "lemme put my mouth where you potty, boo" is triggering this particular gag reflex in me

haha seriously though

Fart through Evisu jeans, lethal green
Oliver peoples shades when I creep through Queens

Fart through Evisu jeans, lethal green

i wonder if it's like a fart cloud that follows him around

you might even call him... nasty nas.

Gastradamus

haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdmtQDSZS5I

I've no doubt that prof. New has good intentions and I'm sure she's brilliant, but I often feel a weirdly reductive poetics is applied in rap analysis, where the text is treated as an allegory to be decoded 1:1 through understanding of slang

it gives a pretty closed interpretation, it misses the complexity of rap lyrics, and perhaps there's something faux-naif about treating lines like "wisdom be leaking out my grapefruit" as if they were difficult to understand

it's something I believe was also very prevalent in early rock criticism where endless hours were wasted "deciphering" Dylan lyrics and the like

"...and that's one the ways your 'pen is extreme'... now, what does it mean to 'dominate break loops.' that--that's the beat, right? so, explain that. ... it occurs to me that to say you 'dominate break loops' is also a way of saying there's this underlying... formal... given...."

"'giving mics menstrual cycles'... are those cycles in any way metaphorically related to the loops?"

I'm playing Breath of the Wild and every time I see one, I think "she opened up her ass like a

http://orcz.com/images/thumb/2/2d/BreathoftheWildHyruleBassStats.jpg/400px-BreathoftheWildHyruleBassStats.jpg"

#LostTapes2
Did Nas just snap on this verse pic.twitter.com/BeuEVAmnxH

— I Am Who I Am🇿🇦 (@ManamelaKmm) July 19, 2019

Nas be like lemme stick this Heineken bottle in ur pussy bitch wait ew cross your legs queen read a book

— 🤮ghoul🤮 (@greenSLLIME) July 19, 2019

the duality of man

lol

I never understood the hate for Nastradamus. he has like 3-4 albums that are not as good... the title track alone keeps it from being his "nadir" as the p4k review of Lost Tapes 2 says

ahead of the curve on the "Africa" revival

new album is good

but is it gross

is there a Fetus 2?

what is... King's Disease II ??? :O

Gout II

Gouter and Grosser

Nas is like sick :(

I had blocked this from my memory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFhOw677QpI

(the hilarious Toto-sampling "New World" from Nastradamus)

And to not be a completely negative guy, here's a Nas song I love without reservation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htISO_yapc4

("No One Else in the Room" with Maxwell from Street's Disciple)

I like a woman to show me wisdom
These hoes easily convinced to pop their pussy with a loaded pistol

I see them thighs on her
Make me want to multiply
She's a queen, her dad a G, I know he rocked to Nas