Which Floater Would You Float With Based On Their Verse From "Float On"?

Larry ftw

Charles is irresistible

Virgos get along with Libras

Cancer and my vote is Charles.

Almost as great as the original:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlgiritpmfo

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alright already we'll all float on

awesome song

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a blow to free women everywhere

pity that dennis coffey didn't get a bar or two on this one.

What does it tell about the mindstate of ILM that nobody would float with the guy who loves independent women? (I would've voted for Ralph if I'd seen this poll in time.)

If he'd said Indie women....

maybe independent women don't wanna be loved

by Ralph

They threw their hands up.

I wasn't voting for women to keep quiet. I was voting for Charles to keep unleashing that stunning falsetto.

But the poll question was "based on their verse", not "based on their voice".

OK, you got me. I just want women to shut up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQWMhhF6pC0

I should have posted the verse lyrics before the poll, but anyhow...

1) Aquarius and my name is Ralph
Now I like a woman who loves her freedom
And I like a woman who can hold her own
And if you fit that description, baby, come with me

Take my hand
Come with me, baby, to Love Land
Let me show you how sweet it could be
Sharing love with me, I want you to

Float, float on...

2) Libra and my name is Charles
Now I like a woman that's quiet
A woman who carries herself like
Miss Universe

A woman who would take me in her arms
And she would say, "Charles, yeah"
And if you fit that description
This is for you especially

Take my hand
Come with me, baby, to Love Land
Let me show you how sweet it could be
Sharing loving with me, I want you to
Float, float on...

3) Leo and my name is Paul
You see I like all women of the world
You see to me, all women are wild flowers
And if you understand what I'm sayin', I want you to

Take my hand
Come with me, baby, to Love Land
Let me show you how sweet it could be
Sharing love with me, I want you to
Float, float on...

4) Cancer and my name is Larry
And I like a woman that loves everything and everybody
Because I love everybody and everything
And you know what, ladies, if you feel that this is you
Then this is what I want you to do

Ooh, yeah, take my hand
Let me take you to Love Land
Let me show you how sweet it could be
Sharing your love with Larry, listen...

Let me show you how sweet it could be
Sharing your love with Larry

Also, omg at "Gimme Five!"

Charles had an unfair advantage, he had two verses!

A woman who would take me in her arms
And she would say, "Charles, yeah"

short-sighted, obv...

there's just no denying the way that he sings "SHARing your life, with LARRy" is there? dude just nails it

ralph takes the pro-feminist approach, a popular line in the 70s

Leo and my name is Paul
You see I like all women of the world
You see to me, all women are wild flowers

...you have to smell them all?