Which part of the Barenaked Ladies "If I Had A $1000000" makes you cringe the most?

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Yep. Let's go again:

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Stop making threads about these assholes	4
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon... well can you blame them? durff...yeah!	2
The title using the number "1000000" instead of "million"	2
But we would eat Kraft Dinner... "Of course we would, we'd just eat more! And buy really expensive ketchup with it	1
If I had a million dollars....I'd be rich	0
I'd buy you a monkey - haven't you always wanted a mon-KEY!?	0
I'd buy you some art - a Picasso or a Garfunkel (lol)	0
That's right, all the fanciest...huh huh huh...Dijon Ketchups. Mmmmmm!!!	0
I'd but you John Merrick's remains, oooh all them crazy elephant bones	0
I'd buy you an exotic pet - like a laaama, or an emew	0
Like open the fridge and stuff, and there'd be foods laid out for us...with little pre-wrapped sausages and things. Mmm	0
I'd buy you furniture for your house, maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman	0
I'd buy you a K-Car, a nice reliant automobile	0

― frogbs, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

Stop making threads

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

oh my

― frogbs, Thursday, 13 October 2011 16:37 (fourteen years ago)

eleven years pass...

I'd buy you a K-Car, a nice reliant automobile

― sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 05:01 (two years ago)

The title using the number "1000000" instead of "million"

southern gothic band rem did this on their first ep

― brimstead, Tuesday, 27 June 2023 18:19 (two years ago)

None of it makes me cringe, I just put it down to their being Canadian.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 18:24 (two years ago)

haven't you always wanted a mon-KEY!?

OK, I'd completely stricken this from memory until just now. Thanks a lot

― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 18:25 (two years ago)

I've never heard this song, but i have heard a few bars to "If I were a rich man da na na na na na na na " from Fiddler on the Roof and the lyrics kind of fit.

"If I were a rich man, I'd buy you a llama or an emu na na na"
"If I were a rich man, stop making threads about these assholes na na na"

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 27 June 2023 19:23 (two years ago)

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