Hey sometimes you just got to get in there and do it. Why? That's a good question young lad, but the answer comes in three separate parts. First, you must take it from an "up-and-down" angle (as we like to call it in the business. From here you can analyze a person's true sexual aura. Does he or she emit a gay aura or not? Whatever the answer may be, you can write this down in your little book. Secondly, you must get all up in this bizzitch's face. Examine the eyes, look for certain sign posts on the eyeball. Depending on the person and the age of the person, these "sign posts" may indicate a person's homosexuality (or even heterosexuality). Now, depending on your results for the first two sections (meaning, are they conclusive or not?), you may move onto the third qualifying section: the shwang test. I think that everyone here, including the good gentlemen Randy in the corner, is familiar with this test. So, I don't need to explain that to you. Thank you all for your attention and good night.
― Victor P. Wexler Mc Shadysnake, Sunday, 15 September 2002 05:43 (twenty-three years ago)