My God, It's So Full of Shit, Video Gaaaaymes... Rolling Worst Songs of 2012

You could say that making it two months without this thread means that 2012 is awesome. You could also be wrong.

Welcome to the list, Madonna!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBMiYJ7kzbI

Welcome to the list twice, Madonna!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cItHOl5LRWg

Here's your pal Nicki Minaj with her own shitshow:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZfyqO3tQsI

^^^ that one is dreadful

it's semi-amusing, 2011 for me was very much The Year Of The Woman and this year is shaping up to be almost exactly the opposite (aside from School of Seven Bells, I hope)

oof that key change

Some overdue entries here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj5dM3K_8dE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOW2eEz9cYk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zt8GWTZB5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73noUWDDpWw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mcsPfyWphU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9teCtf-BmE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMRgEFUAsYQ

my current headliners for the worst two songs i've heard this year:
Anjulie - Behind the Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3_TSG4AkOE
Alyssa Reid and Jump Smokers - Alone Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJZX_fYV3ZI

lol Karmin

my main reaction to them on SNL was "did the world need a rapping Jessie J?"

That Alyssa Reid song was around last year, in which I posted it in the Hip Hop Power Ballad thread as being the logical conclusion of the form. Though it appears they've now made it worse since the version I knew of featured some rapper named P Reign, not this white dude.

thank you for the inclusion of karmin

hahah omg that alyssa reid song

WHAT THE HELL re: Alyssa Reid/Jump Smokers

I mean, how did this happen

omg lol @ Anjulie

who was the genius who said "you know what would make Jordin Sparks' 'Battlefield' better, is bad rapping"

half the major label A&Rs in 2010-2011?

the appropriation of occupy imagery to support anjulie's crappy, soulless crusade against crappy, soulless music is particularly offensive

my understanding is that the alyssa reid track went to #1 in canada; the revised format has gone to #1 in the uk

The Alyssa Reid track never got to #1 in Canada, or at least not on the Canadian Hot 100. We just finally got a Canadian number #1 that wasn't related to some sort of event or charity a few weeks ago with Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe, the first since Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend.

Jesus, that autotune fast vibrato thing they've got all the girls doing is horrifying.

WOW "Alone Again" is so terrible I had to turn it off before the second chorus. speaking of which, does it strike anyone else as kind of... out of place?

like, I always took the Heart song as a kind of desperate aching love plea—'how do I get you alone (so that I can tell you all my feelings and the naughty things I want to do with you, because oooh baby I got it bad 4 u)'—whereas Alyssa Reid is like, 'how do I get you alone, wait I mean me not alone, because I am so lonely right now that I can't even write a proper hook'

till now, I always got by on my own / then you broke up with me / uhhh where was I again? / ...take it away, Jump Smokers!

I can't really pick one piece of sweetcorn out of Kid Cudi's new album as WZRD but it's the worst thing I've heard so far in 2012, and I've heard the Ting Tings album

here is a youtube with excerpts from all its anaemic shitawful Garageband songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abe1HyaotBQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvum8Yb94sw&ob=av3e

The most utterly generic thing I could imagine possible in 2012.

i always thought cudi was a special level of terrible but that collection of album cuts is just shocking

okay I listened to almost that entire Cudi youtube posted here, and while I don't wanna judge him too harshly on the basis of out-of-context excerpts, can I just say: 'most people are pussies' is not a very good lyric. and this album sounds about as sonically adventurous as MILK on TOAST

cudi actually got mad at his label for 'undershipping' 50k copies of the WZRD album

okay so many lols in this Cudi Youtube

this is terrible

I kind of want to hear the entirety of "Love Hard" though, it sounds hilarious

my little sister was *at one point, a few years ago) a serious cudi stan—I'll have to ask her opinion on this next time I see her

It's amazing, right? In the Pines!

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg what the hell is this

"What would you do/If your friends said/That I was dead" <--- are you a 13 year old goth

http://youtu.be/dpGbm08Mers here's the full "Love Hard"

it's bad that I'm considering getting this album solely for comedy purposes, right

Not at all, I am too!

this is late 2011 but i just heard it and it's super horrible!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhf5cuXiLTA

I don't understand what is happening

god that macklemore thing is horrible

ok i haven't listened to that macklemore and i can only see half the title but based on what i know of that guy i'm gonna guess it's the first hip hop song to sample The Hooters?

it's mocking stuff like the r.i.o. ft u-jean track, right? but so abysmal, even in comparison.

the macklemore thing is so bad I would rather listen to Kid Cudi

i wish, xxp

COME BACK THE STREETS, ALL IS FORGIVEN

xpost

haha i was wrong and it's somehow worse

also macklemore looks like the youngest dude that works at every muffler shop in south minneapolis

think that's the name of his new mixtape
but all the s's are $'s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMEAy_UqB4

*dead* @ "the end"

AAHHH i just looked up who wrote that and it was THE-DREAM

*dead again*

http://youtu.be/BosUhVSpdak

This is just utterly appalling. Those fucking little trilly piano bits!

I mean:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BosUhVSpdak

Those fucking little trilly piano bits!

100% otm. *barf*

We are weird = we haven't changed our clothes since the 90s would you like a cupcake?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM8JhvfoqdA

FUCK YOU

oh god that weird and wonderful song is painful

so much suck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0vFid2tKbI

Already over 9M views on YouTube

maybe I'm naive but I have never seen product placement on such a level. i guess after the stonking success of "On the Floor" Swarovski and BMW (and everyone else) realised what a relative steal this sort of advertising is?

in any case this isn't just a little product drop near the beginning it is CONSTANT throughout the video

I am having second thoughts about hating this song though because it makes me want to hear Funky Kingston all the time, and anything that makes you want to hear Funky Kingston all the time can't be all bad, right?

Also I keep thinking Pitbull's on the verge of going "my my my MY MUSIC HITS ME, SO HARD"

actually hate this a lot less than "Matilda" which I honestly thought was by Ween at first

Popjustice uncovered this the other day. Lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wygDRVeSmOs&feature=youtu.be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wygDRVeSmOs

Ha, I was nodding my head, thinking "Yeah, this looks pretty bad" - and then the vocals came in! Real lols.

nothing bad about that cubicle song. fun, carefree, and they seem honest, no pretention.

Seriously, I would rather listen to that 500000000 times than ever hear Matilda or Pitbull again in my life

real music for real people

what is the man doing with his eyes at 1:02?

there's nothing egregiously wrong with that Pitbull song...?

people just be hatin on pitbull

http://youtu.be/iGNIDXUaVts

Ark Music Factory is working with some big names for the next holiday.

okay no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGNIDXUaVts

I got as far as "here comes my home town/feels good to get my wheels down" and I couldn't continue

"I've got a little plan for you" has got to be the creepiest Christmas greeting I've ever heard.

What a day music that makes me cringe is having:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoXtkK9d33o&list=UUvj5S3f10rO6CoibatfRGzg&index=1

1435!

An amazing day for shit sandwiches everywhere

Tulisa song: boring as hell, but also totally generic and forgettable. So are we now at the point where people are coming up who can say that Katy Perry was their biggest influence, growing up?

aaaahaahaha "Weird and Wonderful" HAS to be a joke. Please.

I feel too sorry for that song to actually hate it.

my promo copy of the cubical album (one of a handful of actual promo cds i have received this year !) has a sticker with some quotes on it.

top of the list is this one :

"if you like your rock'n'roll primal and pounding and your vocals gritty and growly, then meet liverpools answer to the magic band' : the guardian.

i think i like just about every pitbull youtube posted itt

Uh, you got a... Bingo.

did we do a 2013 version yet?
cuz here's one: a parody version of a macklemore song that's somehow even worse than the original
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=JrprQuYo6rY

Oh ffs...Rolling Worst Songs of 2013

thx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeKlG1Zsbp8

DISGUSTING

is this here yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkyCOOV0VQ0

easy winner imo

will.i.am - Scream & Shout (Remix) ft. Britney Spears, Hit Boy, Waka Flocka Flame, Lil Wayne & Diddy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEKOWKcUxdU

lol, i refuse to listen to that

Waka's verse on that is...something.

the video is extremely awkward to watch

I got to 1:36! How did you all do?

It's nearly 6 minutes!! Watched the whole thing somehow. The hook (the whole song) is so flat and lifeless.

i thought there would be one artist on there i didn't actively feel embarrassed for, but no luck. and really, whats the deal w/ the attempted posh accent

If that can be topped for worst song...watched the whole thing...devastating.

oh mannnnnn was that ever a chore. I don't know if it'll really be the worst song of the year, but it's certainly boring as hell. Nobody coming off good there.

oops should this be on the 2013 thread?

i can't tell if britney is trying a british accent with that. her lady sovereign getup is also quite something.

are all of them trying to parody random artists? britney's faux accent and chav getup suggest lady sovereign. will.i.am sure seems to be doing a kanye parody. meanwhile waka says "yolo" and "ice like a$ap"??? and then hit-boy rapping like 4 bars? this is so weird.

weezy, of course, has been in a constant state of self parody for the past couple years now

it's pretty likely that britney has no idea who lady sovereign is

she's probably just aping madonna and nicki's fake brit accents