John, Paul, Georgo and Ringo.....'s kids!

And a hearty fuck you to this.

:D

i like this image, therefore i support THE NEW BEATLES
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/g-ent-120403-beatles-sons.380;380;7;70.jpg

Oh dear.

ugh

Starkey's too good for those shlubs.

Nice to see our old friend William Shabazz Harrison there on the left.

xpost -- it is, apparently, another Starkey.

I wholeheartedly endorse this because it's such a patently terrible idea

Too bad Sean and Yuka broke up oh so long ago.. we could have a second generation of racist, mysoginist bullshit at the breakup of the nu-band!

“I then dreamt of being better than The Beatles,” he said. “I'm not sure if I can do that. If anything, I would love to be equal to The Beatles -- but even that's quite tough.”

"Too Late For Goodbyes" and "Saltwater" are still great songs.

Worst Beatles tribute band ever...

Zak Starkey's too old for this shit, but another Starkey could step in. Also, Dhani Harrison is no shlub.

Looool

The Beatles 2

I'll take back my shlub comment about Dhani, but Zak has much better things he could be doing. Like playing with the Who.

xp

Or playing New Super Mario Bros. Wii

And if these guys had any balls, they'd only play Rutles songs.

It totally makes sense that it's Paul's offspring who seems to be the one trying to get this thing going.

This would be worse than The New Monkees.

i had no idea how effing ugly James McCartney was

From James McCartney's fb page a half hour ago: "Hi Everyone...well, looks like quite some attention being given to my BBC interview! Honestly, I was just thinking out loud about playing with Beatles family friends, nothing more."

Except there is more: "My band’s going to be on tour in the UK and US for most of this year, and the shows are going great! I'm so grateful…Lots of love to you all…!"

looking older than your dad (re james) is good going.

It's not that he's ugly, he just looks like a 120 yr old version of Paul McCartney.

and didn't dhani look like 1966 george's more handsome twin just a few years ago? what's he done to himself?

He's been smoking pot with Ben Harper.

these guys all look like their dads except uglier. how does that happen.

James McCartney looks like any of the people in the famous painting of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Just put a powdered wig on him.

The Beatles 2 rumors must have aged Dhani right through Abbey Road

i saw zak starkey play with the who a couple years ago, he's a really amazing drummer actually

Ha, xpost,I was just going to say there is some kind of haunted house moving-eye portrait/Picture of Dorian Gray vibe to all of these fotos

Well two, Starkey/McCartney.

James McCartney looks like any of the people in the famous painting of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Just put a powdered wig on him.

LOL OTM

Trying to describe the total effect of the picture of all four. Steampunk version of The Archies is the closest I can get right now.

Wait I see the big problem there, never mind, nothing to see here.

actually starkey is giving me some kinda erotic james madison type vibe in that picture

i saw zak starkey play with the who a couple years ago, he's a really amazing drummer actually

Yeah, he's pretty phenomenal. Daltrey, Entwistle, and Townshend all had the same reaction after first playing with him: "Moon's alive!" They actually offered him a full partnership in the band, but he turned it down.

OK, another iteration. The first three guys all look the could be time travelers, Dhani H being from the Wild West. Sean O L needs some kind of James Kirk, City On The Edge Of Forever "My friend here is obviously half-Japanese" anachronism coverup.

look like they could be

Starkey, Harrison and Lennon have all had some kind of musician careers. But in the case of McCartney, what has he done`Couldn't they get his dad to join instead? :)

Macca Jr. looks like someone I went to school with.

Timothy Spall x Christopher Hitchens = McCartney

sean lennon always looks so exhausting, like if he was your roommate he'd be the kind to not keep normal hours and show up with a bunch of drag queens for a game of d&d at 3 am when he knew you had to work in the morning

hah! That's a very good description of him.

here come the sons, doodle doo doo

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holy shit – Dhani is George.

It is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. I can imagine the music crap they will make.
They could not inherit the talent of the fathers.
Senile Paul McCartney does not know what else to do to fight old age SUNSET AND DECLINE.
Come on Paul, you are already chewing the water. Are you going to insult the planet with this idiotic offspring????
The Beatles are not relevant to people anymore. New generations see them as NOTHINGS, therefore these will be the offspring of NOTHINGS to them. The brainwash of your generation is OVER.
How do you dare polluting the musical planet with these idiotic kids????
We shall see how long your bullshit will last....from the Beatles to the BEATLESS....

Would have preferred Julian Lennon to be in the group rather than Sean Lennon. He is more talented, has written some great songs, and doesn't have any Yoko in him.

― The GeirBot (Geir Hongro), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 23:33 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is the very first thing I saw when I woke up, and now I'll be angry for the rest of the day

You sleep with a monitor displaying the ILM thread "John, Paul, Georgo and Ringo.....'s kids!" above your head?

oh tuomas

tuolmfaos

So to round this out this thing should be produced by George Martin's sons right? Both the talented one and the black sheep ne'er-do-well

Produced and arranged by George R. R. Martin

well, they'd need to kick Pete Best's son out of the group first

Would have preferred Julian Lennon to be in the group rather than Sean Lennon. He is more talented, has written some great songs, and doesn't have any Yoko in him.

― The GeirBot (Geir Hongro), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 23:33 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

congrats: after like a decade of p. feeble trolling you have actually managed to sincerely offend me

am I the only one who hears a *needle yanked off turntable* noise when reading the ellipses in the thread title?

At this point any and all thread title ellipses just read as Young Money rap delivery to me.

would make a good poll actually, "Worst non-attempt at wordplay in an ILX thread title."

errr, that should say "most pathetic," agh

p.s. sb geir for jesus christ did you just seriously take a swing at miscegenation or what

lol at last frogbs's last two posts

p.s. sb geir for jesus christ did you just seriously take a swing at miscegenation or what

Knowing Geir, it was probably just a swing at the horribly amelodical Yoko.

Yes, Geir is no Al Capp.

equally opposed to Pauline Oliveros marrying some guy from Supertramp, I'm sure.

given that sean does not actually sound anything like his mum i'm not inclined to be generous and pretend that geir's 'doesn't have any yoko in him' is anything but the latest in his unending series of pseudo-racist complaints about any musician who doesn't sound sufficiently 'western.'

pseudo?

I think you mean crypto

yeah, that's what i meant.

Well, I am treating 'Flag Post'' as ''crypto'' Suggest Ban

Suggested band name: Beatlejuice

The Beatle Bums

Yoko broke up the Beatles and destroyed John, after all. The golden years of The Beatles were 1963-67. When John was still married to Cynthia. The problem about Yoko is not that she is Japanese, but that she is an avant garde artist.

SHUT

UP

Too bad the McCartney boy is half-Linda.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoH9zP_n_g0

holy shit

Geir should like that clip; it has no rhythm.

Linda didn't destroy Paul the way Yoko destroyed John. Paul continued to write great songs, while John seemingly lost it forever around the white album.

Paul was always the leadning musical genius in The Beatles, but John was very close to his genius until that time.

leadening?

leadningbelly

*geirbot firmware crashes, just says veiled racist shit on repeat for 12 years*

haha guys i can guarantee geir would be saying the same shit if john had married, i dunno, patty waters or someone.

he doesn't have any ESP in him

Note to Geir: avant-garde isn't an inheritary condition.

No, but the boy was largely raised by mad Yoko.

STOP

Geir, I think you've read too much Beatles fan fiction.

geir if it makes you feel any better i've stopped thinking of you entirely as a closet racist and misogynist and just as a loon with an idée fixe.

George and Ringo both quit the band before John or Paul, btw.

MAD YOKO

*geirbot firmware crashes, just says veiled racist shit on repeat for 12 years*

― arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Friday, April 13, 2012 12:13 PM (2 hours ago)

That's not a bug, it's a feature.

They should come out with a special edition 4LOKO called 4YOKO.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku57y89ujJ1qzdedmo1_500.jpg

… ABOUT YOU!

Life piece in Toronto?

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/286/yokomad.gif

John Lennon with Gierbot 0.1 (AKA the Nothing Box)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fgePaP-TVwk/S8RFC_R2fMI/AAAAAAAACZM/IW5WcD0kZ1Q/s400/johnlennonsunroomnothingbox.jpg
Hang on a minute... a dude in a black sweater, trying to sell you a box that you can't repair yourself?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/Steve_Jobs_Headshot_2010-CROP.jpg/250px-Steve_Jobs_Headshot_2010-CROP.jpg

...and who runs a company called Apple.