EW the 30 greatest artists right now

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Poll Results

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2.Taylor Swift 9
23. Bruce Springsteen 7
30. Beach House 6
26. Beyonce 6
24. Lady Gaga 5
8. Nicki Minaj 5
6. Jack White 4
13. Kanye West 3
17. Fiona Apple 3
5. Katy Perry 3
10. Rihanna 2
20. Fun 2
18. Kelly Clarkson 2
12. Foo Fighters 2
29. Kimbra 1
28. Calvin Harris 1
21. Azealia Banks 1
1. Adele 1
3. Drake 1
15. The Civil Wars 1
14. Jay Z 1
4. Carrie Underwood 0
27. Gotye 0
7. The Black Keys 0
25. Florenece + the Machine 0
9. Mumford & Sons 0
11. Bruno Mars 0
22. Coldplay 0
19. Jake Owen 0
16. A$ap Rocky 0


johnny crunch, Friday, 6 April 2012 23:17 (thirteen years ago)

bruce springsteen

iatee, Friday, 6 April 2012 23:19 (thirteen years ago)

have never heard of 15. The Civil Wars

johnny crunch, Friday, 6 April 2012 23:19 (thirteen years ago)

19. Jake Owen

^this guy was sitting like 4 rows in front of me in a fsu shirt @ the ncaa games in nashville or else id of never heard of him either

johnny crunch, Friday, 6 April 2012 23:20 (thirteen years ago)

ok fuck this shit

same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 6 April 2012 23:21 (thirteen years ago)

they're on the hunger games soundtrack. xxp

beachville, Friday, 6 April 2012 23:21 (thirteen years ago)

Wow Azealia Banks hype is sky high

rob, Friday, 6 April 2012 23:22 (thirteen years ago)

is this based on career or as-we-speak?

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 6 April 2012 23:23 (thirteen years ago)

i borrowed a black keys album from the library this week and was pretty disappointed.

beachville, Friday, 6 April 2012 23:23 (thirteen years ago)

Why isn't Avril Lavigne on here?

beachville, Friday, 6 April 2012 23:23 (thirteen years ago)

Who could possibly vote against fun? Ok it's "Fun" but idk who that is.

James Bond Jor (seandalai), Friday, 6 April 2012 23:24 (thirteen years ago)

^me neither, but wikipedia suggests we have all heard the song "We Are Young"

rob, Friday, 6 April 2012 23:25 (thirteen years ago)

fuckin Beach House

I mean I like 'em fine but come on

same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 6 April 2012 23:25 (thirteen years ago)

Are Gotye and Kimbra both there on the back of that one song?

James Bond Jor (seandalai), Friday, 6 April 2012 23:25 (thirteen years ago)

how come Bruce Springsteen is on here, but Paul Simon isn't. What the fuck? What the FUCK?

beachville, Friday, 6 April 2012 23:26 (thirteen years ago)

xp does it go like this?

"We are young
We are free
We're in Entertainment Weekly"

doesn't scan very well, lyricist could do better

James Bond Jor (seandalai), Friday, 6 April 2012 23:27 (thirteen years ago)

looking this over again it really just looks like a cynical attempt to tick as many demographic boxes as possible

rob, Friday, 6 April 2012 23:27 (thirteen years ago)

I just can't believe that the Entertainment Weekly list of the 30 Greatest Artists Right Now got it so wrong

same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 6 April 2012 23:27 (thirteen years ago)

28. Calvin Harris? I can't even remember when the last Halo Benders came out.

beachville, Friday, 6 April 2012 23:28 (thirteen years ago)

t-swift easy

prolego, Friday, 6 April 2012 23:30 (thirteen years ago)

It's been a slow week for lists of the 30 Greatest Artists Right Now, have to take what we can get.

James Bond Jor (seandalai), Friday, 6 April 2012 23:31 (thirteen years ago)

2.Taylor Swift
13. Kanye West

nuff said, know what i mean???

beachville, Friday, 6 April 2012 23:35 (thirteen years ago)

where the fuck is Chris Brown?

beachville, Friday, 6 April 2012 23:36 (thirteen years ago)

huge burn on lana del rey imo

johnny crunch, Friday, 6 April 2012 23:37 (thirteen years ago)

Those particular artists really were the greatest at the moment that issue was published. It's a shame that most of them have fallen so far since then.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 7 April 2012 00:31 (thirteen years ago)

I just can't believe that the Entertainment Weekly list of the 30 Greatest Artists Right Now got it so wrong

― same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, April 6, 2012 7:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i lol'd

#yolo contendere (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 7 April 2012 00:42 (thirteen years ago)

This is fucking bullshit. Where the hell is Graham Parker?

kornrulez6969, Saturday, 7 April 2012 02:19 (thirteen years ago)

"9. Mumford & Sons"

lol

charlie h, Saturday, 7 April 2012 03:21 (thirteen years ago)

and the black keys are in a different category of contempt for me. not only do i think they're grossly overrated, i also think they're terrible.

charlie h, Saturday, 7 April 2012 03:23 (thirteen years ago)

RIP Nate Dogg

Euler, Saturday, 7 April 2012 03:24 (thirteen years ago)

why does everybody hate fun

iatee, Saturday, 7 April 2012 03:25 (thirteen years ago)

No, no. It's Fun PERIOD.

1 of paper = 4 of coin (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 7 April 2012 03:38 (thirteen years ago)

why does everyone hate having a fun period?

and i don't even care, similar to how a badass would respond (Abbbottt), Saturday, 7 April 2012 03:39 (thirteen years ago)

taylor

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 April 2012 03:41 (thirteen years ago)

kind of hilarious to see beach house tacked on right at the ends as the token intrepid "indie" entry.

hasn't it been like 8 years since the last fiona apple album? i guess they're pre-empting that the next one is going to be fierce.

charlie h, Saturday, 7 April 2012 04:16 (thirteen years ago)

Hilariously awful stat: Adam Dunn is 0 for 30 against lefties

Finally, a stat that proves a major league team really could pull a fan out of the stands and he (or she) would be guaranteed to do no worse than the millionaire who's usually in the batter's box.
Chicago White Sox slugger Adam Dunn(notes) has no hits against left-handed pitching in 30 at-bats this season — or 34 plate appearances if you want to make his performance sound a tad worse.

buzza, Saturday, 7 April 2012 04:24 (thirteen years ago)

great wrong thread oops post!

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 7 April 2012 04:28 (thirteen years ago)

Adam Dunn obvs not hot right now

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 7 April 2012 04:28 (thirteen years ago)

VOTE FOR FUN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii7e-jlzZ5c

billstevejim, Saturday, 7 April 2012 04:56 (thirteen years ago)

"The Adele Effect: How She's Changing Music"

billstevejim, Saturday, 7 April 2012 04:58 (thirteen years ago)

Coldplay still shows up on these things.. when will people learn... Hey, they forgot U2

billstevejim, Saturday, 7 April 2012 04:59 (thirteen years ago)

can't believe they forgot oOoOO. claaaaaaaasic EW

caulk the wagon and float it, Saturday, 7 April 2012 06:51 (thirteen years ago)

and no Death Grips either! who do they think their audience is?

caulk the wagon and float it, Saturday, 7 April 2012 06:51 (thirteen years ago)

...Mumford and Sons, Liturgy, Bruno Mars...

caulk the wagon and float it, Saturday, 7 April 2012 06:52 (thirteen years ago)

don't think this "Florenece + the Machine" rebranding is gonna make them any less shit tbh

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 April 2012 07:49 (thirteen years ago)

bey obv

The Reverend, Saturday, 7 April 2012 08:35 (thirteen years ago)

Noodle, you mean using a plus sign instead of "and"? because they've been rockin that since they formed, ain't no rebranding

caulk the wagon and float it, Saturday, 7 April 2012 14:52 (thirteen years ago)

The Adele Effect: How She's Changing Music"

This article was mostly lame. The article suggests that perhaps the next Adele will not be a pop singer but will be a rapper possibly instead. Ah, so that's how Adele is changing music, the next big huge star will sound nothing like her. The article also discussed how amzingly the Adele cd kept selling even while she was recovering from throat surgery(as if Michael Jackson Thriller only sold copies while he was touring).

curmudgeon, Saturday, 7 April 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

caulk, read it again man

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 April 2012 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

it's an Italian Florence + the Machine cover band

God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Saturday, 7 April 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

i was pronouncing it "floor niece" tbh

red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 April 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

The Super Bowl really destroyed The Black Eyed Peas, did it not? They were the world's biggest hitmakers until that show.

kornrulez6969, Saturday, 7 April 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)

I voted Foo Fighters because they a cool band who make great music!!!!!!

gimme prizza (crüt), Saturday, 7 April 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

Was about to say, will.i.am must've thrown this issue across the office.

the hairy office thing (Eazy), Saturday, 7 April 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

jack white is kinda boring

billstevejim, Saturday, 7 April 2012 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

that Fun band are TERRIBLE. accidentally caught them at club nme about 2 or 3 years ago...if a major has been pushing them for that long that shit is not gonna happen.

Jamie_ATP, Saturday, 7 April 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 13 April 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

i literally stifled a laugh when i scrolled down to A$ap Rocky

some dude, Friday, 13 April 2012 02:42 (thirteen years ago)

voted civil wars

Mordy, Friday, 13 April 2012 02:47 (thirteen years ago)

if a major has been pushing them for that long that shit is not gonna happen.

u know they have had a u.s. #1 hit for like the last month. i think they have "happened." fyi ps.

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Friday, 13 April 2012 06:14 (thirteen years ago)

now that i realize what Fun is I enormously regret my vote

billstevejim, Friday, 13 April 2012 06:31 (thirteen years ago)

ew, these are the 30 greatest artists right now?

omar little, Friday, 13 April 2012 06:38 (thirteen years ago)

This article was mostly lame. The article suggests that perhaps the next Adele will not be a pop singer but will be a rapper possibly instead. Ah, so that's how Adele is changing music, the next big huge star will sound nothing like her. The article also discussed how amzingly the Adele cd kept selling even while she was recovering from throat surgery(as if Michael Jackson Thriller only sold copies while he was touring).

― curmudgeon, Saturday, April 7, 2012 11:14 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

99% of all cd sales occur at merch tables, duh

JIM THOMETHEUS (zachlyon), Friday, 13 April 2012 07:03 (thirteen years ago)

also this list is the epitome of entertainment weekly, NEVER CHANGE

JIM THOMETHEUS (zachlyon), Friday, 13 April 2012 07:03 (thirteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 14 April 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

what the fuck are these results?

caulk the wagon and float it, Saturday, 14 April 2012 00:04 (thirteen years ago)

beach house huh? at least theyre not grizzly bear

johnny crunch, Saturday, 14 April 2012 00:09 (thirteen years ago)

i think that's actually what the sticker on their new album is going to say

some dude, Saturday, 14 April 2012 00:22 (thirteen years ago)

i assume the Bruce voters are including his current tour in "right now" because that album is not very good

some dude, Saturday, 14 April 2012 00:22 (thirteen years ago)

no black keys votes is at least otm

johnny crunch, Saturday, 14 April 2012 00:23 (thirteen years ago)

dear lord i just noticed that adele is literally puncturing her cheek with her fingernail wtf

either they photoshopped her nails on or they photoshopped the blood off

JIM THOMETHEUS (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 April 2012 00:30 (thirteen years ago)


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